Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

1. a sharp, often virulent satire directed against an individual or institution; a work of literature, art, or the like, ridiculing severely the character or behavior of a person, society, etc.
–verb (used with object) 2. to mock or ridicule in a lampoon: to lampoon important leaders in the government.

pillory (n.)
1274 (attested in Anglo-L. from c.1189), from O.Fr. pellori (1168), from M.L. pilloria, of uncertain origin, perhaps a dim of L. pila "pillar, stone barrier." The verb is first attested 1600.

1. a wooden framework erected on a post, with holes for securing the head and hands, formerly used to expose an offender to public derision.
–verb (used with object) 2. to set in the pillory.
3. to expose to public derision, ridicule, or abuse: The candidate mercilessly pilloried his opponent.

Calvary is the Latin name for Golgotha and derives from 'calvus', bald, which is essentially what the name Calvin means.

My college newspaper ran a photoshopped version with JC throwing devil horns. Ahhh religion, always good for a laugh.

http://www.mbrem.com/images/calvin.gif

"For the woman, the kiss. For the man, the sword." That guy? Am I remembering the right movie?

Naomi Klein and Naomi Wolf

brainstorming and barnstorming

rows and columns

Alberto Beddini

"For the woman, the kiss. For the man, the sword." That guy? Am I remembering the right movie?

-- M. White (Miguelito)

Yeah, that's right.

best thread ever

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mira-sorvino/pictures/mira-sorvino-picture-1.jpg

and

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mena-suvari/pictures/mena-suvari-picture-1.jpg

(that's mira sorvino and mena suvari)

Productive and entertaining ILX posters/oh I can't be bothered

flammable and inflammable

Edmund Wilson and E.O. Wilson. And sometimes Edmund Wilson and Edmund White.

Sandy Dennis/Sandy Denny.

Paul Rodgers/Paul Jones

Edmund Wilson and Edmund White

yah me too

Yup. And sometimes

"Bunny" Wilson/"Bunny" Manders

(that's mira sorvino and mena suvari)

http://www.trinitysitesoftware.com/images/older_stuff/heroes/dale_big.jpg

"Speak English man!"

Gary Oldman/Gary Numan

Huey Lewis and the News/Juliette (Lewis) and the Licks/ Juliette Morris from Newsround = Juliette Lewis and the News

Naomi Klein and Naomi Wolf

OTM, and also sometimes Naomi Watts. Because I am apparently awful with one-syllable-preceded-by-Naomi names.

Darryl Jones/Busta "Cherry" Jones/Percy Jones/Percy Heath

ian johnson and jon williams

shirley maclaine/shelley winters

I ALWAYS say dishwasher when I mean washing machine. I know the difference between the objects and do not put plates through the permanent press cycle, yet you couldn't tell be listening to me talk.

This may have been covered in skipped posts, but when I open that in this thread, it kills my browser.

Gary Cole is not the same person as Gary Coleman.

Bob Mosley/Bob Moses

For no good reason at all - Daniel Day Lewis and Gary Oldman.

Philip Seymour Hoffman and John C Reilly

Ha, when this thread came out the first time I meant to put
Philip Seymour Hoffman and Philip Baker Hall

Cutty and Chaki.

Jorge Luis Borges and Victor Borge

That reminds me that I also meant to post
Victor Borge/Victor Buono

I can't tell you why, but Rafa Benitez and Jose Mourinho, for a while...

Clap & Clapton (Eric)

...O wait, wasn't the latter named initially as the former? Or am I confusing them both with syphilis?

Al Pacino/Robert DeNiro

Jenni Murray
Libby Purves

But I know they don't look like each other.