I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!

i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads

I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...

The Skinbridges of Madison County

it's like freddy krueger's cock!

not clicking on wiki link

i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.

It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.

jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'

notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.

Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."

"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"

Lol.

i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx

'crumpet'

it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.

SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.

MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.

I'M IN LOVE.

<3

i think

you should get the nipple thing checked

well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....

I really can't stand having my nipples played with (although I do appreciate more incidental touch).

i really can't stand having my nipples nearly bitten off

i don't like when dudes are rough with it

oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.

Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?

table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.

hahaha

christine, i'd be into it. we don't have a pair, but given his propensity for jacking things (ie- lifting goods from stores), i'm sure that sitch could be worked out.

I like having my nips nearly bitten off. Nipples are really tough - I've bitten others' so hard that I was genuinely worried that I would come away with nip in my mouth.

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Man AA, I feel weird that you've read both of my last couple of posts. I need to shape up and post nicely for a while.

haha it's cool

One of the only things I can contribute to this thread: I've bled from a nip.

Due to sexual acts or from chafing during running?

I don't respond well to more than delicate aureolar pressure.

I'M IN LOVE.

is it Wednesday again?

I never run.

So either this was a sexual injury or you were reenacting the scene from Jackass with the cayman.

Man, I sort of wish it had been the latter. But no, someone just clamped down too hard.

morbz, i haven't said 'i'm in love' on any board since...uh...well, last year? just sayin', can't make digs at me if you can't back them up.

Morbs' digs are not related to facts; often they're not even related to the context in which they're stated.

Actually sorta surprising that the dig didn't include ludicrous false equivalencies re Bam, Madeline Albright, strident lesbians liberal youth, and members of the Bush administration.

i read it as an affectionate jab?

affectionate jabs only work if there's some element of truth to them. my carefree 'let's fuck' nature has nothing to do with how much i'm in love with this boy.

i mean, even though our relationship started that way ;)

TWO WORDS: ROAD HEAD. i don't think i've ever done something so incredibly hot and incredibly dangerous. (i was driving).

wait - you've shit on a guy's face for money but had never received road head?

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Next is road scat.

tabes, every time I turn around it's breakfast... I thought it was earlier this year you were maybe moving to Brooklyn for somebody, maybe it was 2010. You just declare love a lot compared to my rate (ie, not so far).

oh morbz, but the world is DYNAMIC and everything is always changing, including our emotions.

brooklyn is not in the cards for the near future, btw.

I'm not into twinks and I'm not into incest, but.....

http://dlisted.com/files/biebertat1.jpg

Ewww.