Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

I always want to moooooo when I see a Dress Barn.

PANTY SILO

SOCK TROUGH.

So tired this morning.

haha panty silo

speaking of farm-related things, check out Wikipedia's entry re. poultry farms!!

Poultry farms

Poultry farming is the exploitation of chickens, turkeys, ducks, or any other slave animal, generally for meat or eggs. All animal farms exist under the paradigm of speciesism.

I'm only a couple blocks away from the Thompson Center. Let's do lunch!

Let's all do lunch sometime. I'm 10 min away on the Blue line and I'm downtown a lot.

I did my very first Wikipedia edit.

Is the Thompson Center the weird building where the Clark and Lake stop is?

I don't know about weird. It's got a fugly sculpture in its plaza.

http://www.planet99.com/pix/91_2.jpg

And it's Christmas year-round there!

http://www.aviewoncities.com/img/chicago/kveus3772s.jpg

http://www.richard-seaman.com/USA/Cities/Chicago/Landmarks/JamesRThompsonCenter1.jpg

Wow, is that what that building looks like?

They're cool pics.

I am basically 20 miles from the Thompson Center. I will not be meeting you all for lunch any time soon.

John, are you still thinking about pub trivia tonight?

So I had a nummy leftover egg, bacon and tomato sandwich in my bag when I got home yesterday, and failed to refrigerate it. A little before midnight, I decided it was still probably fine to eat. I was mistaken.

And that's all for this installment of News of the Unrefrigerated.

LOLZ

So I've been mistakenly added to an e-mail thread of some dudes planning a ski trip. I have no idea who they are, but I do have a pretty simple gmail address so I'm sure it's just a random mistake. Funniest one (in a discussion of where to ski and where to stay):

"Pro

Aspen has better pussy

Con

Im married...for now

Regards,

H0w4rd Dv0rkin"

What should I do? I'm leaning towards sending an e-mail to all of them to say "I don't know you people." Or should I try to convince them of the merits of the pussy in Park City, UT?

you know what's really good in Aspen? The ass.

I say you jump in on the conversation and just not sign the emails. Maybe you'll find out who they think you are.

the thing is, he's right.

Apparently the pussy guy is this guy:

www c0nslidatedcredit org

...insofar as that there are actually WOMEN in Aspen. and they're all Australian (goers) or S American (pretty!) or S African (go to hell!)

See how far you can go with this. Join them on the slopes.

and they all do coke

although, for gay ski week, Aspen becomes a brotal sausage fest.

Australian (goers)

:)

I hear this is true.

Your message has been sent

"I'm in! Btw, who are you people??"

hahaha

mmm... ski weekends with a big bag of coke and Aussie lasses who hardly bothered to put clothes on. Those were the good times. The halcyon days, if you will.

You should've convinced them to go during gay week!

Those dudes are dicks if they don't let you come along now.

I just got a fax from a law firm called "G0ldb3rg & Fr@nk3nst3in, LLC"

Wrigley Fields was born Sept. 12 at LaPorte Hospital and into a family of devoted Cubs fans.

Wrigley looks like wrinkly, not that it wasn't already a weird name.

They must've taken a cue from these people...

http://www.berkeleydailyplanet.com/article.cfm?archiveDate=06-08-02&storyID=12517

Work is boring today. Our internet is being dumb.

I spent forever on the phone with tech support at home and my DSL still isn't working. Stupid.

Ski bros update: one guy e-mailed and asked to be taken out of the e-mail loop (interesting), and another went on planning accommodations like nothing happened. If this is some sort of scam I can't see it.

John, are you still thinking about pub trivia tonight?

Am I lame if I postpone again? All I can think about this week is packing/moving.

I promise I will be ready for trivia soon.

Also, I just noticed that Stephen Tobolowsky is on Heroes this season. Awesome. It'd be even more awesome if I'd ever watched Heroes before.

No, that's cool.

I was rooting for a postponement...I feel like crap and I'm flying to MA on Thursday. Wah Wah Wah.

fuck you zsa zsa: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8_CP8vi0qM

Zsa Zsa should collaborate with Xiu Xiu.

Or maybe Xuxa should star in a commercial for Miu Miu, with music by Siouxsie Sioux.

Koo-koo-ka-choo.

i only just woke up...i couldn't sleep last night, made myself stop looking at the clock about 4am, so don't know what time i finally fell asleep. sigh.

oh, i love those shoes, jenny! are they from boden? i think i've looked at them for a long time trying to convince myself that since they're wedges they're really almost as comfortable as flats. but i don't think that's true.

not sleeping is one of my least favorite things ever.

since they're wedges they're really almost as comfortable as flats heels.

Or I guess put another way: not having to balance on a narow point vs not being able to bend your foot in the middle. :)