$2K for the back seat
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I wonder what Pato charged
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
50k for a verse, no album out
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking at $10k worth of orthodontics alone
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha some dude!
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
money's so tall that my RB's gotta climb it!
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Rebecca Black feat. Nicki Minaj as "Pato"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
fast laneseatin brains
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
pull up in a monsterautomobile gangstawhich seat can i take?
― lex pretend, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
that is almost a haiku
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Excited to learn that Benni Cinkle loves the accordion .gif.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
my guess is it's 2k to record in the studio for an hour, then you've got the parents hooked for a 5 figure video shoot.
30m views btw.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"the studio" = a copy of garageband in pato's den
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
the $2000 covers the high-class graphic design on their website, including the aliased text and the big question mark:
http://i54.tinypic.com/nqczft.jpg
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
HOW DO I SHOT ARK MUSIC FACTORY?
― da croupier, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
so does the Ark have a backup Rebecca Black as well? yknow, two by two etc etc sorry that joke went nowhere ugh
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i larfed
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
"Where is Ark located?"
http://www.mysteriousworld.com/Content/Images/Journal/2003/Summer/Giants/RaidersSmithsonianWarehouse.jpg
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
haha Phil
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
ark-ansas?
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/hgfEv.jpghttp://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif
― gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
a good old-fashioned mall tour! i didn't know teen singers still did those
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
National Humiliation Tour
― poll: who is your favorite rice krispie? (kelpolaris), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link
cj fam as the black swan
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
she is totally gonna shiv rebecca in the dressing room
CJ Fam gonna rip this shit up
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
waiting for the "Orphan"-style reveal on CJ Fam
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link
What else is in her repertoire besides Friday? Is the concert going to be just her doing the National Anthem and Friday? She should def. do a cover of "I Think We're Alone Now" if she's going to go on a mall tour...
― Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
she scored the Mall of America tho man... that's like playing in Rio!
― Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link
fake :(http://www.redeyechicago.com/news/ct-red-rebecca-black-mall-tour-chicag20110321,0,5409663.story
― gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
was gonna say -- the geography is weird, and the dates seem haphazard -- like why would she come up to SF to play on a Tuesday?
― sarahel, Monday, 21 March 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
it can't be Friday everyday you know
― poll: who is your favorite rice krispie? (kelpolaris), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, hoe many times can a girl fly across the country in two months before she has a nervous breakdown? the typical 747 has about 500 seats — just imagine!
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm sure fat usher owns a private jet. did you see that rolex?
― poll: who is your favorite rice krispie? (kelpolaris), Monday, 21 March 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
ark ppl spamming youtube covers of friday to what end i don't know:
http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa295/slugbert/youaddnothing.jpg
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link
nice fella's
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 07:06 (thirteen years ago) link
31 million views
― gr8080, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link
only 31 million people ever saw the rebecca black video but everyone who did felt obligated to say something about it on the internet
― slugbuggy, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 07:56 (thirteen years ago) link
couple hundred of those were me, not gonna lie
― nultimate fighting champ (cozen), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 07:58 (thirteen years ago) link
So, what you're all telling me, internetworld, is that I didn't spend enough money on making this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5P41YrJQxI
― Mark G, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd really like to see the draconian contract Black signed with these Ark folks. Think she'll see a cent from those 2 million iTunes sales?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video
keep up, dude
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Mark that video is A+
― VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
^this
― Bone Drugs N.R. Money (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, ignore this story for a few days at your peril...
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
the 2 million sales figure cannot be right. singles that only get to #21 on itunes do not sell that much, period. the "downloaded 2 million times yesterday" thing from the gma interview was a reference to number of streams on youtube, not paid downloads, but sadly that bit of misinformation has spread through the news as it tends to. it's on the wiki page too. -_____-
it charted at #33 in new zealand btw. becca's first top 40 single! :D
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah yeah yeah
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
OK I know this is already "done" and I already sort of made this joke already but omg this gif is just perfection
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2qyapSUr1qbg3ylo1_400.gif
― mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link