A figure of $20K was posited way upthread. I find that more believable.
― relentlessly ugly frat hedonist retard anthems I have loved (staggerlee), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
no way
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/nqczft.jpg
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/6sbb5u.jpg
I mean wtf, is their web designer a bonobo?
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
The burning question: Do every artist have to pay $2K? And if she is chose, did it has to pay more for shooting video?
― relentlessly ugly frat hedonist retard anthems I have loved (staggerlee), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah I'm kind of wondering how ARK manages to function as a business? (perhaps the same way they function as songwriters: ineptly)
― I may be wrong but I think his name is Husher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Whatever their rates are, they are about to go up.
― Mark, Monday, 21 March 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
^I believe that!
― I may be wrong but I think his name is Husher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
take it to the Ark furoms, guys.
http://i56.tinypic.com/72elhw.jpg
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
what kind of games do they have I'm wondering...
― I may be wrong but I think his name is Husher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
pin the swag on the Pato
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Still waiting for an explanation re the iTunes single not having the rap, maybe that will be answered in the interview.
― Mark, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li04q4i6kR1qzado8o1_400.jpg
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"Do every artist have to pay $2000 to work with them?"
― corey, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Rebecca Black sceduled to go on a "Backseats of Truth Tour" and expose the truth about Ark Music Factory. Will there be partying? Will there be fun? Which seat will YOU take? By the ticket, take the ride...
― Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
LOOOOOOOOOOOL @ some dude
― I may be wrong but I think his name is Husher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 21 March 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
stanning hard for 'alala' lee
― teledyldonix, Monday, 21 March 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
lol i also like how the star rating on itunes is included as a selling point
― teledyldonix, Monday, 21 March 2011 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cnOvMFnRvs
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i can totally feel a Pomplamoose 'Friday' cover emerging from the memedepths any day now. Girl has been exercising her face muscles for days now to maximise her confused looked in the seat choosing section.
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Monday, 21 March 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link
operation nataly dawn
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link
― Mark, Monday, 21 March 2011 02:15 (7 hours ago) Bookmark
I too want to know that.
― Josh L, Monday, 21 March 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
aieeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chmn-Fm1oqc&feature=related
re the $2k thing - they've only done about 15 videos in five months or so, it seems, if it was really that little then you'd think they'd be in serious trouble when it came to covering production overheads never mind, say, actually making any money from it.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe 2000 for the video only?
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
$2000 for choreography alone, surely
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
$2K for the back seat
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ☠ (roxymuzak), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
I wonder what Pato charged
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
50k for a verse, no album out
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Looking at $10k worth of orthodontics alone
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahahaha some dude!
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
money's so tall that my RB's gotta climb it!
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Rebecca Black feat. Nicki Minaj as "Pato"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
fast laneseatin brains
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
pull up in a monsterautomobile gangstawhich seat can i take?
― lex pretend, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
― some dude, Monday, 21 March 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
that is almost a haiku
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Excited to learn that Benni Cinkle loves the accordion .gif.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Monday, 21 March 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
my guess is it's 2k to record in the studio for an hour, then you've got the parents hooked for a 5 figure video shoot.
30m views btw.
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 21 March 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
"the studio" = a copy of garageband in pato's den
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
the $2000 covers the high-class graphic design on their website, including the aliased text and the big question mark:
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago) link
HOW DO I SHOT ARK MUSIC FACTORY?
― da croupier, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
so does the Ark have a backup Rebecca Black as well? yknow, two by two etc etc sorry that joke went nowhere ugh
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i larfed
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
"Where is Ark located?"
http://www.mysteriousworld.com/Content/Images/Journal/2003/Summer/Giants/RaidersSmithsonianWarehouse.jpg
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
haha Phil
― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
ark-ansas?
― the pato calling the rebecca black (get bent), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/hgfEv.jpghttp://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/28/drudge-siren.gif
― gr8080, Monday, 21 March 2011 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link
a good old-fashioned mall tour! i didn't know teen singers still did those
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
National Humiliation Tour
― poll: who is your favorite rice krispie? (kelpolaris), Monday, 21 March 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link