Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video

I'm the dude w/ the chillwave

god how I wish you could hear the vocals on that

Wait, Games changed their name to Micro Machines?

i have a video of me in 7th or 8th grade with short lesbian hair and an ugly cardigan, singing karaoke to "paradise city" in front of a green screen. it cost my parents the princely sum of $10.

higher quality of the ABC vid upthread
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/rebecca-black-dont-think-im-worst-singer-13164800

do rather appreciate that she's humble about her singing capabilities. interview totally fails to address what she's got in the lyrical dept., tho

she didn't write the song

says where?

Look if you're not going to read all 1,414 posts we have to revoke your access.

from upthread: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-03-17/rebecca-black-friday-and-cyberbullying/

“I didn’t write it at all,” Black said, clearing up a major misconception. “The other song was about adult love–I haven’t experienced that yet. ‘Friday’ is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in that song.”

unplugged version is extremely painful to watch & hear

oh word?

she has friends that shout out "Yeah!"

oh boy

"I see my FRANS" is still hilarious

that's ok, she'd probably hate aerosmith unplugged too

holy shit

<3

FRAHEEDAYEE

she sounds waaaaaaaaay too much like this girl I knew in high school

live bloggin live bloggin yeah!

She didn't sing, "Dawnser's lee light," so that's good.

beverly cleary BOOM

the adults in the unplugged video are more painful to watch than Rebecca and her friends

Ark Music Factory is in LA, right? Ned is in LA, right?

Whip-round.

I flipped over briefly to see the dude giving high fives and basically was like "um... no"

the FRAENS experiment

I love & am roffling that DJP's response was "oh it's all-the-trimmings awful? kick ass, gotta go check that out"

kinda having a hard time believing an adult wrote those lyrics...nobody but a 13yr old could possibly have written a chorus revolving around sitting in the front or back seat of a car

Everybody's missing the point if they're going on about how it's so BAD it's good. It's not offensively bad, just offensively inane and boring. We can't even tell how she sings; I'm sure she's fine.

i wonder what the guitar player was thinking

Probably something like "01101010111000011101011100101010001011010"

"gonna buy a fat sack later"

gettin paid gettin paid yeah!

btw I strongly recommend watching the acoustic version muted, it's strangely moving

i thought the lyrics were pretty obviously written by an adult because they were pretty obviously written by someone who just did not give a shit at all, and why wouldn't a 13-year-old give a shit about writing a song she was going to sing

“Funniest part of the whole thing is Rebecca Black is actually [an] amazing singer [with] a unique tone and a fantastic fun person,” Jey wrote in an e-mail.

This was also said in the GMA interview by the dude. And her acoustic version and brief "Star Spangled Banner" rendition also show she is far from the worst singer ever.

So... why the fucking auto-tune crap?

Oh, and I love people calling the rapper "Fat Usher."

gah, why'd she have to go record the unplugged version. and why does she hold that note that long, her voice sucks, and that just proves it even more.

NOTHING FUN OR LOLWORTHY ABOUT THIS RENDITION IT SOUNDS LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD TRYING TO BE VANESSA CARLTON BY WAY OF KE$HA WHY U THINK THAT A GOOD MIX K HOPE YOU ENJOYED YER 15 MINUTES MY BONERI S NOW GONE

he's not really fatter than Usher, though? do people just need a modifier to make up for the fact that he doesn't actually look like Usher?

She didn't sing, "Dawnser's lee light," so that's good.

― dlp9001, Friday, March 18, 2011 4:37 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
beverly cleary BOOM

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LOLed at this. I totally remember reading that Ramona book

MY BONERI S NOW GONE

― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Friday, March 18, 2011 4:52 PM (41 seconds ago) Bookmark

there's that trademark unfortunate lack of self-awareness i was missing from the Bo Jackson Overdrive days

Better than Not Usher...

has "Fat Usher" picked up? i thought it was just dom, who is pretty much the platonic unreliable source on this issue

I'm going w/ fat pato

The sped up version...oh my god.

doesn't pato mean duck

lovin' the unplugged guitarist's strokes-hair. rebecca black = carlesian buzzband.

the FRAENS experiment

― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:40 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol

really the most lolsome thing about the acoustic version is the fact that she's singing a tender guitar/piano ballad about being confused by car seats

when will she record a dubstep version with burial and four tet??

honestly that rendition belonged around a campfire. i don't care how but they coulda got the piano out there too