also isn't she 13? she won't be taking the SAT for like 5 years
lol you missed my crass not-so-subtle-braggin' post upthread
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i haven't really been reading the thread that closely
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 March 2011 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, it was 1 million on sunday, now it's over 12 million
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
over 16 million now, so 4 million views in < 24 hours
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
but star wars kid had over a billion so she's got a long way to go
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty sure keyboard cat had 3 trillion
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
# of views 16,882,848duration 228 seconds
228 * 16,882,848 = 3,849,289,344 seconds3,849,289,344 / 60 = 64,154,822 hours64,154,822 / 24 = 2,673,118 days2,673,118 / 365 = 7,324 years
congratulations earth, you have spent the equivalent of 7,324 years watching rebecca black's "friday"
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link
if only that power could be harnessed for good
― herbal bert (herb albert), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah but how long do you think those views were on average, couldn't all be 228 seconds
― Morty Maxwell (crüt), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
wait i'm pretty sure the tweet about the airport came from a fake rebecca black twitter, yes? (i am assuming _RebeccaBlack_ is fake)
― teledyldonix, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm sure every single view watched the video all the way through... how could you not
Memebase.com has every single currently-popular ("popular") image meme Rebecca Black-themed today. Some funny, some not so much.
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-bill-oreilly-yesterday-was-thursday-today-is-friday-tomorrow-is-saturday-and-sunday-comes-afterwards.jpg
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jtVtSTr070
― teledyldonix, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― Morty Maxwell (crüt), Friday, March 18, 2011 3:26 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark
okay if everybody watched just the first 20 seconds that's only 642 years, much better
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
she should cover Black Friday
― in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
all of us made it thru teenage life just fine w/o our own music videos
Back in my day, if you wanted your own professionally produced music video, you'd get a posse together & head on down to your local amusement park, give the man thirty bucks or so & end up w/ something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6BoLc0GSF4
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
dude you got ripped off
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
can't hear their voices btw which one are u
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm the dude w/ the chillwave
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
god how I wish you could hear the vocals on that
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, Games changed their name to Micro Machines?
― Spectrist, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i have a video of me in 7th or 8th grade with short lesbian hair and an ugly cardigan, singing karaoke to "paradise city" in front of a green screen. it cost my parents the princely sum of $10.
― minsktrans.by (get bent), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
higher quality of the ABC vid upthreadhttp://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/rebecca-black-dont-think-im-worst-singer-13164800
do rather appreciate that she's humble about her singing capabilities. interview totally fails to address what she's got in the lyrical dept., tho
― yeah (kelpolaris), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
she didn't write the song
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link
says where?
― yeah (kelpolaris), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Look if you're not going to read all 1,414 posts we have to revoke your access.
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link
from upthread: http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-03-17/rebecca-black-friday-and-cyberbullying/
“I didn’t write it at all,” Black said, clearing up a major misconception. “The other song was about adult love–I haven’t experienced that yet. ‘Friday’ is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in that song.”
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link
unplugged version is extremely painful to watch & hear
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link
oh word?
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
she has friends that shout out "Yeah!"
― sarahel, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link
oh boy
"I see my FRANS" is still hilarious
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
that's ok, she'd probably hate aerosmith unplugged too
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
holy shit
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
FRAHEEDAYEE
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
she sounds waaaaaaaaay too much like this girl I knew in high school
live bloggin live bloggin yeah!
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
She didn't sing, "Dawnser's lee light," so that's good.
― dlp9001, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
beverly cleary BOOM
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
the adults in the unplugged video are more painful to watch than Rebecca and her friends
― sarahel, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Ark Music Factory is in LA, right? Ned is in LA, right?
Whip-round.
― lol sickmouthy (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I flipped over briefly to see the dude giving high fives and basically was like "um... no"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
the FRAENS experiment
― *emergency alternative display name (Pillbox), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I love & am roffling that DJP's response was "oh it's all-the-trimmings awful? kick ass, gotta go check that out"
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
kinda having a hard time believing an adult wrote those lyrics...nobody but a 13yr old could possibly have written a chorus revolving around sitting in the front or back seat of a car
― yeah (kelpolaris), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Everybody's missing the point if they're going on about how it's so BAD it's good. It's not offensively bad, just offensively inane and boring. We can't even tell how she sings; I'm sure she's fine.
― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
i wonder what the guitar player was thinking
― sarahel, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Probably something like "01101010111000011101011100101010001011010"
― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
"gonna buy a fat sack later"
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
gettin paid gettin paid yeah!
― I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link
btw I strongly recommend watching the acoustic version muted, it's strangely moving