Yngwie answering machine story is amazing!have any of you ever tried to play a guitar w/ a scalloped neck?I almost namechecked Chris Impellitteri the other day. Shrapnel shred isn't really proper power metal, though, I guess.
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
btw dan you might like this thread
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
A link to this thread seems appropriate:
John Petrucci brings you...ROCK DISCIPLINE (a picture thread if the pictures can fit)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link
arby's/rabies and I got into a Vai img/video posting thing on facebook the other night. the "For the Love of God" video, goddamn!
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
don't really consider Malmsteen in the proper Viking-hard-charging style of heavy metal though I'm sure all the bands who are unambiguously power metal would rep for him all day
mainly I just wrote that sentence to distract power metal haters while I put sugar in their gas tanks or in the case of the inevitable crashing bore who's primed to type "I don't have a car!", to drop a deuce on the screen right where you last typed your name
computer looks and smells awesome now you dickheads
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link
fuck you, you like Yngwie Malmsteen
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link
you probably share a middle name with him ;)
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
You mean "Fucking"
― grandavis, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Yngwie is my dad and he told me to tell you guys to eat a dick
that was exactly how he put it
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"the 'J' stands for 'Fucking', as in 'the fucking fury you JUST unleashed'"
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
people who hate power metal share a fucking w/ yngwie malmsteen
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Indeed.
― grandavis, Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
you mess with the Wingie, you get the 20 minute shredding solo bridge in the 90 minute shredding power metal song
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
aerosmith is it cool if I call your Dad 'Wingie'?
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
only if we can call smithy wangie
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
you'd be wise to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing the aerosmith, goalkeeper
― VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
never
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought my dad was yngwie. oh well, must be a different yngwie. whaddayagunnado. ¯\(©¿©)/¯
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, whaddayagunnado, you asshole that hates power metal.
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
yngwies yngwies everywhere
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
(#゚Д゚) YYYYYYYNNGGGGGGGGGGWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Algerian Goalkeeper don't you have some 5-man Brooklyn combo with a vintage synth to call metal someplace? this thread is for people who actually like heavy metal
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link
well ok admittedly it's also for you if you're a power metal hater who wants to get hated on, if that's yr deal live yr bliss
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
power metal suxxx it isnt even real music
deal with it
― nu rave electro banger coked out art school college party (Lamp), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
your domain name betrays you
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link
here is a list of metal bands i listened to in high school whose names i have not uttered since:
angraiced earthblind guardiansymphony xeternity xhelloweensavatagein flamesdark tranquility
― adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link
more bands need an "x" at the end of their names
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
can we petition the other guys on your list to add x's after their names? just to make the list cooler
xpost
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
"iced earth x" just sounds better imo
lol xpost
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link
you cant make "helloween" cooler because it is already the coolest name there is or ever will be.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
hellaween
― adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
i love that websites about these bands look exactly the same as they did in '95: http://www.truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/eternityx.htm
― adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
like putting an x after savatage would be like taking a bruch symphony and autotuning the violin parts or something
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/eternityxpics/etxte.gif
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
hope this thread is still sfw
The Edge explores the journey on the edge of sanity. It is a very powerful album. It is filled with complex musical nuances.
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
can we bookend all future posts to this thread with a
http://www.truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/images/firewal.gif
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost album description OTM
do you ever wonder what happened to Psychotic Waltz?
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
surely this is some kind of joke?
They reunited in 2010 with Steve Cox on guitar. Devon Graves and Dan Rock, replacing Steve Cox, would join the band later on to complete the original lineup.
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=881
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:57 (thirteen years ago) link
go play an acoustic guitar guys
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
btw i have this thread to thank for inspiring me to start my metal videos of youth thread on idiot thread repository so thank you thread you have brightened my week
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
lol is this actually catholic power metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yUKolUisz0
― adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
acoustic guitars are acceptable if used during a brief interlude during a suite that musically explores the life of king james iii
zxpost
― original bgm, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost to Alan- and two of them were a band called Teabag. How bout that.
― CharlieS, Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
really in some sense all power metal is Catholic
xpost Alan N so totally otm, illuminating the dark path of the nonbeliever
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Here's some acoustic guitar:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utCLHdqACi0&feature=related
― Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
ok still kinda dope:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBmtkNv4t-Y
― adult music person (Jordan), Thursday, 17 March 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link