Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal

dan otm!

although I will admit that "Metal Gods" by Midnight Sun is awesome

yngwie pretty much sucks but I'm glad "I am a viking" exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8sVAY2TlYo

he is a viking of playing guitar

in guitar he is a viking

I was about to say, you can't knock Midnight Sun there, Dan.

such creativity,speed,iron will, discipline and technal prowess over the instrument,yngwie continues to show mortals how its done...

long live malmsteen,cause,just like bach,or beethoven-yngwie's music will be a divine inspiration a 100 years from now....
absoluteGODhatred 4 months ago 32

one time a friend mistakenly dialed my my number (name starts with an "a," it happens a lot) and left me a voice mail that was just a half hour of him driving around and listening to yngwie malmsteen.

"friend" admit it, it was your dad

you got me. it was my dad. and his name is "yngwie malmsteen".

listening to Yngwie Malmsteen is like listening to a precocious, lonely teenager masturbate

so that's what you did as a teen?

people were in awe of my flawless fingering technique

Yngwie answering machine story is amazing!
have any of you ever tried to play a guitar w/ a scalloped neck?
I almost namechecked Chris Impellitteri the other day. Shrapnel shred isn't really proper power metal, though, I guess.

btw dan you might like this thread

A link to this thread seems appropriate:

John Petrucci brings you...ROCK DISCIPLINE (a picture thread if the pictures can fit)

arby's/rabies and I got into a Vai img/video posting thing on facebook the other night. the "For the Love of God" video, goddamn!

don't really consider Malmsteen in the proper Viking-hard-charging style of heavy metal though I'm sure all the bands who are unambiguously power metal would rep for him all day

mainly I just wrote that sentence to distract power metal haters while I put sugar in their gas tanks or in the case of the inevitable crashing bore who's primed to type "I don't have a car!", to drop a deuce on the screen right where you last typed your name

computer looks and smells awesome now you dickheads

fuck you, you like Yngwie Malmsteen

you probably share a middle name with him ;)

You mean "Fucking"

Yngwie is my dad and he told me to tell you guys to eat a dick

that was exactly how he put it

"the 'J' stands for 'Fucking', as in 'the fucking fury you JUST unleashed'"

people who hate power metal share a fucking w/ yngwie malmsteen

Indeed.

"the 'J' stands for 'Fucking', as in 'the fucking fury you JUST unleashed'"

lol

you mess with the Wingie, you get the 20 minute shredding solo bridge in the 90 minute shredding power metal song

aerosmith is it cool if I call your Dad 'Wingie'?

only if we can call smithy wangie

you'd be wise to keep a civil tongue in your head when addressing the aerosmith, goalkeeper

never

I thought my dad was yngwie. oh well, must be a different yngwie. whaddayagunnado. ¯\(©¿©)/¯

I mean, whaddayagunnado, you asshole that hates power metal.

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yngwies yngwies everywhere

(＃ﾟДﾟ) YYYYYYYNNGGGGGGGGGGWIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Algerian Goalkeeper don't you have some 5-man Brooklyn combo with a vintage synth to call metal someplace? this thread is for people who actually like heavy metal

well ok admittedly it's also for you if you're a power metal hater who wants to get hated on, if that's yr deal live yr bliss

power metal suxxx it isnt even real music

deal with it

your domain name betrays you

here is a list of metal bands i listened to in high school whose names i have not uttered since:

angra
iced earth
blind guardian
symphony x
eternity x
helloween
savatage
in flames
dark tranquility

more bands need an "x" at the end of their names

can we petition the other guys on your list to add x's after their names? just to make the list cooler

xpost

"iced earth x" just sounds better imo

lol xpost

you cant make "helloween" cooler because it is already the coolest name there is or ever will be.

hellaween

you cant make "helloween" cooler because it is already the coolest name there is or ever will be.

otm

i love that websites about these bands look exactly the same as they did in '95: http://www.truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/eternityx.htm

like putting an x after savatage would be like taking a bruch symphony and autotuning the violin parts or something

http://www.truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/eternityxpics/etxte.gif