Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video

when I was 13, I would do magic shows at the birthdays of 11 year old girls who would nowadays want to make a video with the Ark.

I kind of hope for RB's sake that she turns down whatever offers are being made at the moment and doesn't try to be a real pop star. I don't see how things can end well if she tries to make more of this than it is.

When I was 13 I had three friends and spent most of my time doing homework. Now I wish I'd been doing something else, e.g. partying.

Having a daydream that there will be a rockist version soon, where a 56-year-old general counsel/vintage Gibson collecter pays to have Ten Years After reform with himself at the bassist.

http://www.rockcamp.com/

a million xposts to frogbs - "sheep will listen to anything" comment was 100% lol New Zealand is populated entirely by sheep ie poor attempt at regional humor

don't take it personally...I have spent a lot of time on message boards like RYM, SomethingAwful, and 2+2 that totally take the humor out of things like this and say stuff like "this is LITERALLY the end of humanity", so yeah I'm kinda jaded

my sister just reminded me that rebecca black's celebration of friday is some straight-up BULLSHIT because fridays are when you have to do the "coyote run" at our old middle school. you do a half-lap around the track, run up this steep incline near the edge of campus that's right next to the foul-smelling dumpsters of nearby businesses, run all over campus while people who aren't in class laugh at you, and then come back and do another half lap for completionism's sake. all the parties in the world couldn't make me look forward to friday coyote runs.

also if today's drama nerds are anything like me and my friends were, she and her crew probably spend their weekends acting disaffected at the starbucks down by cinema city.

re: rockcamp

Is that rainbow beard from the Nilsson documentary?!!

There's a shot of that Two And A Half Men kid in the rockcamp intro video - sadly he doesn't have a rock video on youtube yet

Guys, nothing she does again is going to be anything like this. There's now a conscious awareness of audiences' perception that makes it more or less impossible for her to recreate this in any form. Like, anything she does is going to be with a huge wink or something that will negate everything that makes "Friday" funny/amusing/great in the first place.

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 5:39 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think the last thing anybody expects is that she will do anything that's remotely as funny as "Friday" or helps "Friday" seem funnier. honestly anything we learn about her other than that she's a normal untalented rich teenager will be a bummer, and that includes sad personal life, winky in-on-the-joke antics, etc.

her followup, "The Seat I Chose," is a much more introspective affair

oh my god

http://www.rockcamp.com/images2/corpTileNew.jpg

This is making me v uncomfortable/embarassed

I don't think her handlers were naive. I mean I doubt Ark's attitude was along the lines of, "genius! this'll go straight to the top of the chart's!" their business model was to cut low-budget music videos that stage kids and their parents would be proud to add to their portfolios.

"Friday"s producers were probably well aware that it was a goofy, ramshackle affair, but I doubt it mattered to them as long as it made the customer happy. on a spectrum between total naivete (i.e. unselfconsciously thinking the song was awesome and radio-ready) and total jadedness (i.e. setting out to make a "so bad it's good" meme), I think these Ark people fall somewhere in the middle. even if they take note of the song's ironic hipster appeal, I doubt they'll change their priorities much because that would mean compromising their main source of income, i.e. the rich kids and parents who need to be convinced that the project is being done in complete earnestness.

― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 6:12 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

obviously their #1 business plan/revenue stream is attracting gullible clients to finance these songs and videos, but i definitely think part of the whole idea was that eventually one of them would (non-ironically/comedically) become a hit or one of the kids would become a YouTube superstar and they'd cash in big on that. i mean their non-Rebecca Black videos are generally as polished if not way more polished than the videos that launched Justin Bieber's career, it's not that hard to believe if they kept doing these for a year or two they'd stumble into actual success.

that this song is an earworm has been well-documented in itt, and I too have had it stuck in my head all day. The maddening part is that, instead of the whole thing, or even a complete verse, the only thing that has been cycling over and over ad infinitum is: partyinpartyin YEAH partyinpartyin YEAH, FUN FUN FUN FUN, partyinpartyin YEAH partyinpartyin YEAH etc.

a good bro of mine runs this business, he's an amazing guitarist and manages to eat off rock camp for dadz

http://rockcampfordads.com/

the only thing that has been cycling over and over ad infinitum is: partyinpartyin YEAH partyinpartyin YEAH, FUN FUN FUN FUN, partyinpartyin YEAH partyinpartyin YEAH etc.

yup

your username is not helping the earworm leave my head btw gbx :)

tbh it reminds me less of Rebecca Black and more of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc4G8w3Ocbo

I think Rebecca's missing one key point -- weekends suck when you're a teen. yea, it's awesome to not have to go to school, but anything you do on the weekend is likely dictated by your parents and requires you doing a ton of chores first. and fuck it if you're grounded.

Unless you're spoiled rotten.

when I was 13, everything was worth it as long as I wasn't go to school

going

you can see where this philosophy got me

i mean my weekends were ok but that's cuz i played sports and stuff....some of my friends had shitty assed weekends

I definitely wasn't partying, partying yeah, but I had plenty of fun fun fun fun

i had fun that didn't involve other people cuz they hated me

Oh, man, the reviews on iTunes. I can't C&P from there, but they're worth reading, especially because there are at least a few people who have obviously encountered the song for the first time while browsing through iTunes and are reviewing it on its own merits.

i see my frieeeensss

I see my

http://mrbellersneighborhood.com/images/various/lebowitz.jpghttp://www.sandlerink.com/images/Fran-Drescher.jpghttp://www.born-today.com/btpix/mcdormand_frances.jpg's

looooooooool

I showed my wife this earlier this evening, and literally a minute later I heard my three year old, happily playing in another room, start singing a similar upbeat song about the days of the week. "Friday, Friday, Friday! Then comes Saturday and Sunday!"

It was adorable. And scary.

weekends suck when you're a teen. yea, it's awesome to not have to go to school, but anything you do on the weekend is likely dictated by your parents and requires you doing a ton of chores first.

Man, seriously!? My weekends in high school involved sleeping in, sitting in my room writing a lot of stories, and roller skating.

And certainly not being told what to do my my parents - they let us be kids and go play/ride our bikes/etc

I dont recall any 13 years olds I know ever driving cars though, haw.

self-mutilation was a blast 7 days a week iirc

I'm still back on my Frans

I delivered newspapers in middle school, so my weekends carried the dread of having to wake up well BEFORE dawn to make my rounds. Esp. in the winter (shudder). Of course, this did not stop me from partyin partyin YEAH, FUN FUN FUN FUN.

bffs best frans forever

omg the iTunes reviews

ummm no (1 star)
by emme123

bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat

heee heee

PICK A SEAT, MORAN

this needs to win Pazz and Jopp 2011

Rue (1 star)
by LittleTeaTrees

u wut

argh that should be "uh wut"

i almost put that Insane Clown Posse song on my year-end list last year, so i wouldn't be surprised if i face similar temptation w/ this as it slowly takes over my brain

Huh. (1 star)
by arabella z

This may be the worst song written. I'm even a 7th grader and it's terrible for kids. The lyrics have no rhythm. Waiting at the bus stop. I see my friends! Honestly? When I first heard it,which was yesterday, I burst out laughing. When I played it for my sister she asked me if someone made this as a joke. She sounds like my 50 year old aunt. She sounds worse than Selena Gomez on her worst day. No one cares about what you do on Friday, rebecca.

C'MON BITCH EVEN CRAIG DAVID KNEW HOW TO SING SONGS ABOUT DAYS OF THE WEEK

"No one cares what you do on Friday, Rebecca"....I hear this delivered with a perfect mean-girl tone

ReBECca

"We were all talking, and we decided that, like, since you are so bad at singing and everyone hates you and whatever, that you're out of the group."

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li54l6zuwz1qa72nyo1_400.gif

"the people who wrote, produced and put that insanely strong autotune on should be shoot!!!!!"

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