Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video

i feel like she had to have written this

Yeah, that was my question above re: Ark: do their video stars bring in their own lyrics, or was this a pre-written thing?

Right but are 13 year olds really THAT vapid? It seems like an adult approximation of 13-year-old vapidity. Like I know it's like "lol kids are so simple, they care about cookies and treehouses and getting A's" and shit, but srsly do you have N O T H I N G else to write abt besides Friday in and of itself? Or is it her putting herself in some wacky frame of mind of how she thinks songs ought to be written?

hate to break it to you but most of the population are not thinking deep thoughts

all the articles about Ark so far seem to imply that they provide the whole package for their clients -- writing/producing the songs and just putting them in front of the microphone to sing it

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Black

""Friday" is a song written by Clarence Jey and Patrice Wilson, performed by Rebecca Black"

i feel the elephant in the literal room is her parents, watching over the production and paying the bill. it HAS to be bland and naive so as not to offend Mom

"what's so amazing about really deep thoughts"

""Friday" is a song written by Clarence Jey and Patrice Wilson, performed by Rebecca Black"

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 12:44 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unbelievable!

which reminds me when i was a boy one of my fav tv shows was double dare - oh man i used to sit there thinking of how i would crush that obstacle course - anyway the girl contestants when asked abt their hobbies would typically include writing pop songs - i remember not really understanding wtf they were talking abt - like im sure i knew what a pop song was, maybe i didnt realize that someone had to write them, or maybe i just couldnt imagine little girls writing them, or what theyd do w/them - not sure that any of them actually did write pop songs or what particularly that meant in context or if it was just a cool thing to say on double dare or w/e - anyway friday is a song by a double dare contestant basically

yeah if an actual 13-year-old girl wrote this it might well still be bad but it would be bad in a v. different way.

a mom ok with them standing in a convertible w no seat belts lol

figurative elephant in literal room

xps to herb

Patrice Wilson = Pato i assume?

i assumed the ark wrote it because i assumed that footage of pato had been shot months earlier and plugged in

btw for those not familiar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F31cn7E7yw

fyi family double dare was wack - kids only o.g. double dare 4 lyfe

Right but are 13 year olds really THAT vapid?

If my niece's FB page is any indication the answer is "Yes, but more so."

haha so this song is top 100 on US/AUS itunes already?

that video doesn't actually feature kids eating shit does it? bad look imo

double dare should have just strapped those kids to a donkey and set the ostrich after em

btw i still cant watch the rebecca black video all the way through, it ruins me

Like the 13 year old me writing a song would have at least talked about DOING SOMETHING on the weekend, like dying your hair blue or going to Hot Topic or pinning a Fugazi patch on your hoodie or something

"13-yr-old girls to be exact. they kind of weird me out w/r/t r.black b/c she's not remotely sexualised"

yeah, lots of projection going on. but maybe everything is so sexualized now that people see it everywhere no matter what. like when people were talking about that other video and saying OMG creepy abandoned house who are these perv music company people! and it IS kind of a weird scene, but on the other hand, little kids explore outside all the time! and go into weird abandoned buildings and stuff. so, really, its kinda cute or something? interesting how people read these things though.

not a bad tune but I prefer the 'moose

http://http://www.nndb.com/people/449/000109122/craig-david.jpg

"Hey, the days of the week thing was MY idea!"

they ARE doing something on the weekend! partying!

Like the 13 year old me writing a song would have at least talked about DOING SOMETHING on the weekend, like dying your hair blue or going to Hot Topic or pinning a Fugazi patch on your hoodie or something

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 12:56 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

well, in her case a NeverShoutNever bracelet instead of a Fugazi patch

I mean, 13 year old girls do not party on the weekends, okay? They just don't.

I don't think a 13 year old would write that.

you're hanging out with some lame 13-year-old girls, dude

It's just this laughably generic and meaningless idea of what a "fun time" is supposed to be, without any sort of real thought or substance.

I mean, 13 year old girls do not party on the weekends, okay? They just don't.

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:03 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they also dont drive

Why do you hate partying?

I feel like rich 13 year olds probably have more 'parties' than not rich 13 year olds

It doesn't make sense, it's like if I wrote a song about how excited I was move to Florida and retire and work on my Precious Moments collection.

it's called ~imagination~ stevie

you don't realize how awesome that song would be tho, that's why you don't have 8 mill page views

xp

they want to party, because they have heard partying is cool thing to do in a song

um, I remember 13-year-old girls partying quite a lot back in the day

I also remember a startlingly high number of teen pregnancies starting around age 15

FUN FUN FUN FUN

So Friday is #69 on US iTunes - I'm surprised that anyone has bought this, but do we have any idea what kind of sales this would translate to?

exactly, also makes them pretty much like everyone else xp to ice

except for kesha, there are a lot of miles on those tires

Does anyone have access to SoundScan?

they want to party, because they have heard partying is cool thing to do in a song

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 12:09 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

But my whole point is that it isn't even "they"! It's two guys' idea of "they"

i'm guessing this song's chart ascent will be so widely reported that it's just a matter of time til we get exact sales figures

Will it chart higher on the Hot 100 than "Bed Intruder"?

absolutely

they want to party, because they have heard partying is cool thing to do in a song
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 12:09 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

But my whole point is that it isn't even "they"! It's two guys' idea of "they"

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:15 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i refuse to engage w/the concept of these 'two guys' theyre too weird i dont understand them

at 13, all my songs were about how depressed I was b/c girls like RB wanted nothing to do w/ me. I was soooooo misunderstood, see..