https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FNIJI603M
fuck yall we're from texas
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Algerian Goalkeeper, we are armed with flying dragons and battle-axes and flaming swords of death and WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link
back away slowly or start digging your grave. Up to you
these youtubes are probably all terrible
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link
YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
see
plax (ico) more like plax (i got eaten by cannibal vikings and the last think I heard was a Virgin Steele song) amirite
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Unnecessary hostility is fun
aerosmith this is my dream thread
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
ur insults are as bad as the music you champion on plaintext msgbrds
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
& you said think instead of thing because the viking cannibals were chewing on your tongue while you were still alive & it totally sucked but there was nothing you could do about it and you cried but they laughed
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i never cry
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
BLACK WIND FIRE + STEEL - WE WILL TEACH THEM ALL TO HEEL
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link
in an act of v. aggressive and truly unnecessary hostility I post this picture of Virgin Steele, I apologize for nothing
http://www.virgin-steele.com/vs1.jpg
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Vlagina Steel
― van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't even know what that means, sorry
LOL YOU GUYS LIKE THIS SOCCER METAL BULLSHIT
― There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link
It's on now, I see.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
I had no idea Beau Bridges was in Virgin Steele. Love them all the more for it.
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
hese youtubes are probably all terrible
― plax (ico), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:34 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago)
I APPROVE OF THIS WITH LOLZ. AND Uh... FLAMING GARBAGE BALLS IN U FACE
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
give me my broadsword.
i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
WHAT THE FUCK DOES SOCCER METAL EVEN MEAN YOU RIDICULOUS, FETID NONSENSICAL PIECE OF WASTE
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
many xposts to hawkwindz
i bet u beowulf MADE powermetal
wtf u think they did in them mead halls
they fucking JAMMED is what
i tell you what
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Do power metal people use the term Cum Serpent?
― van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Beowulf didn't listen to power metal, Beowulf IS power metal:
http://www.metalkingdom.net/band/5279_beowulf
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
I am the one - you are the onesI will protect you - my brothers and sonsI have returned - to fight this battleI am the savior - my heart is madeMade of metal
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
FUCK YEAH DUDE
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I am
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/5/6/5/1565_logo.gif
@ those of u who hate power metal!
― Hippie J0hn D. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
come close + listen to unferth tell the story of when beowulf rocked out every serpent in the sea and guitar dueled breca the bronding for seven days + seven nights
― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
\m/
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
I gotta check out but I have to give powerful metallic thanks to the warriors & valkyries who have kept this thread strong, destroying anti-power-metal weaklings comes as naturally to you as breathing, lol @ yr enemies
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
And of course, songs about Beowulf:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAPYxZHXlRY
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
if u dont like power metal ur fate in hell will be to swim in a like of diarhea. if u dont like angra u make me ang-ry
― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
HAIL MIGHTY AERO KEEPER OV THE FLAME \m/
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link
[door opens]Excuse me, is this the right room to tell the Beatles to fuck off?
― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
well met dear brother aerosmith, may the beast deliver you safely to the womb of your beloved demon goddess of fire
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost CLOESTH THE BLASTED DOOR INTERLOPER
holy shit Virgin Steele i have one of their albums, it's something. really tryin on this Atlantean Kodex thing, too
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
no wonder you are all so angry listening to such terrible music you should listen to something good and maybe you will all chill out a bit
― plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
remember what happened to that cameron dude, plax
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
lost his reallity iirc
The last thing plax will see tonight before he sleeps...forever.
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HsPYTX26v2c/0.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
atlantean kodex rule
― Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
forgot to get this, anyone heard it?
http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/0/9/7/10978.jpg
― CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
and that when you get out into space you learn that your water bottles are full of Kai Hansen's piss― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)
you are the fucking best
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
PLAXICO YOU WITTERING SIMP I WILL ROAST THE FLESH FROM YOUR SCRAWNY FRAME AND WEAVE A DELICATE TAPESTRY WITH YOUR COWARDLY ENTRAILS
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
and you are still a big dumb jerk
do any metalheads have pointy heads... just curious
― As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Pointy teeth all the better to eat you with dear Lorax
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link