Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FNIJI603M

fuck yall we're from texas

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Algerian Goalkeeper, we are armed with flying dragons and battle-axes and flaming swords of death and WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

back away slowly or start digging your grave. Up to you

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

these youtubes are probably all terrible

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

see

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

plax (ico) more like plax (i got eaten by cannibal vikings and the last think I heard was a Virgin Steele song) amirite

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Unnecessary hostility is fun

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

aerosmith this is my dream thread

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

ur insults are as bad as the music you champion on plaintext msgbrds

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

& you said think instead of thing because the viking cannibals were chewing on your tongue while you were still alive & it totally sucked but there was nothing you could do about it and you cried but they laughed

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i never cry

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

BLACK WIND FIRE + STEEL - WE WILL TEACH THEM ALL TO HEEL

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

in an act of v. aggressive and truly unnecessary hostility I post this picture of Virgin Steele, I apologize for nothing

http://www.virgin-steele.com/vs1.jpg

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Vlagina Steel

van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't even know what that means, sorry

van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL YOU GUYS LIKE THIS SOCCER METAL BULLSHIT

There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

It's on now, I see.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I had no idea Beau Bridges was in Virgin Steele. Love them all the more for it.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

hese youtubes are probably all terrible

― plax (ico), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:34 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK

― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

I APPROVE OF THIS WITH LOLZ. AND Uh... FLAMING GARBAGE BALLS IN U FACE

le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

give me my broadsword.

i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SOCCER METAL EVEN MEAN YOU RIDICULOUS, FETID NONSENSICAL PIECE OF WASTE

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

many xposts to hawkwindz

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i bet u beowulf MADE powermetal

wtf u think they did in them mead halls

they fucking JAMMED is what

i tell you what

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Do power metal people use the term Cum Serpent?

van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.

Beowulf didn't listen to power metal, Beowulf IS power metal:

http://www.metalkingdom.net/band/5279_beowulf

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I am the one - you are the ones
I will protect you - my brothers and sons
I have returned - to fight this battle
I am the savior - my heart is made
Made of metal

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK YEAH DUDE

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I am

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/5/6/5/1565_logo.gif

@ those of u who hate power metal!

Hippie J0hn D. (Pillbox), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link

come close + listen to unferth tell the story of when beowulf rocked out every serpent in the sea and guitar dueled breca the bronding for seven days + seven nights

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link

\m/

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I gotta check out but I have to give powerful metallic thanks to the warriors & valkyries who have kept this thread strong, destroying anti-power-metal weaklings comes as naturally to you as breathing, lol @ yr enemies

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

And of course, songs about Beowulf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAPYxZHXlRY

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

if u dont like power metal ur fate in hell will be to swim in a like of diarhea. if u dont like angra u make me ang-ry

sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

HAIL MIGHTY AERO KEEPER OV THE FLAME \m/

le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

[door opens]
Excuse me, is this the right room to tell the Beatles to fuck off?

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

well met dear brother aerosmith, may the beast deliver you safely to the womb of your beloved demon goddess of fire

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost CLOESTH THE BLASTED DOOR INTERLOPER

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit Virgin Steele i have one of their albums, it's something. really tryin on this Atlantean Kodex thing, too

CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

no wonder you are all so angry listening to such terrible music you should listen to something good and maybe you will all chill out a bit

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

remember what happened to that cameron dude, plax

CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

lost his reallity iirc

CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

The last thing plax will see tonight before he sleeps...forever.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HsPYTX26v2c/0.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

atlantean kodex rule

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link

forgot to get this, anyone heard it?

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/0/9/7/10978.jpg

CharlieS, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

and that when you get out into space you learn that your water bottles are full of Kai Hansen's piss

― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 2:27 AM (30 minutes ago)

you are the fucking best

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

PLAXICO YOU WITTERING SIMP I WILL ROAST THE FLESH FROM YOUR SCRAWNY FRAME AND WEAVE A DELICATE TAPESTRY WITH YOUR COWARDLY ENTRAILS

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

and you are still a big dumb jerk

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

do any metalheads have pointy heads... just curious

As a lazy tailor might say, suit yourself! (CaptainLorax), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Pointy teeth all the better to eat you with dear Lorax

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link


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