Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal

Power metal. in my experience, is either really really good or really really awful. There isn't a whole lot of mediocre. Basically, if you are going to go power, go hard or go home really. You can't half ass this stuff.

Wimps and posers, leave the hall!

lol

THEY ARE BABIES THAT SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL WHERE THEY WILL SEE THE AWESOME POWER METAL PLAYING ALL AROUND THEM AND REALIZE THAT THEY LEFT IT TOO LATE TO APPRECIATE THE AWESOMENESS OF POWERMETAL WHILE ON EARTH AND NOW THEY ARE DEAD AND IN HELL SO HAHAHA ALL OF THEM THEY ARE LOSERS WHO WOULDN'T KNOW A DRAGON OR A DECENT CODPIECE IF IT KNOCKED THEM OFF THEIR STUPID BICYCLE

Hey people who hate power metal, nice crackerjack clothes, chumps!

otm, lol @ those dudes, what is wrong w/them

how do you even hate Manowar. I don't understand

I think I'm gonna listen to nothing but Manowar on my flight(s) from NJ to Texas tomorrow. That should properly prepare me for SXSW.

GUYYYYYANNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do IN FLAMES count as power metal? They were my first US concert

All the song names on that Midnight Sun album are pretty great:

Metal Gods
Dungeons And Steel
Temple Of The Graal
Steel To Steel
Metal Machine
FIght
Distorted Eyes
Your Blood Burns In Hell
Keeper Of The Gate
Metal Will Stand Tall

how do you even hate Manowar. I don't understand

― VegemiteGrrl,

they do nothing for me. Neither does cheesy power metal.

all metal is kindof appalling to me i could list other things

Bands on that wiki i do like
Hammers of Misfortune

you realize that you are posting on the thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal, and that in your multiple posts to said thread you are saying that you hate power metal

just making 100% sure that you are saying "unload and pelt me with baseless, gratuitous abuse" because this thread in its title announces that its intention is to give you exactly that if you hate power metal & I don't want to hear any power-metal-unworthy whining when your grace period expires

hey, you cant like everything.

hey algerian goalkeeper hey plaxico EAT COW PATTY

ooh harder

right AG but again you are not posting on "Power Metal Classic or Dud" or "Let's Talk About Power Metal" you are posting on "Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal." I don't want to hear any complaints when I propose that you be placed in a capsule and launched into space

and that when you get out into space you learn that your water bottles are full of Kai Hansen's piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FNIJI603M

fuck yall we're from texas

Algerian Goalkeeper, we are armed with flying dragons and battle-axes and flaming swords of death and WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM

back away slowly or start digging your grave. Up to you

these youtubes are probably all terrible

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK

see

plax (ico) more like plax (i got eaten by cannibal vikings and the last think I heard was a Virgin Steele song) amirite

Unnecessary hostility is fun

aerosmith this is my dream thread

ur insults are as bad as the music you champion on plaintext msgbrds

& you said think instead of thing because the viking cannibals were chewing on your tongue while you were still alive & it totally sucked but there was nothing you could do about it and you cried but they laughed

i never cry

BLACK WIND FIRE + STEEL - WE WILL TEACH THEM ALL TO HEEL

in an act of v. aggressive and truly unnecessary hostility I post this picture of Virgin Steele, I apologize for nothing

http://www.virgin-steele.com/vs1.jpg

Vlagina Steel

I don't even know what that means, sorry

LOL YOU GUYS LIKE THIS SOCCER METAL BULLSHIT

It's on now, I see.

I had no idea Beau Bridges was in Virgin Steele. Love them all the more for it.

hese youtubes are probably all terrible

― plax (ico), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:34 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK

― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

I APPROVE OF THIS WITH LOLZ. AND Uh... FLAMING GARBAGE BALLS IN U FACE

give me my broadsword.

i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SOCCER METAL EVEN MEAN YOU RIDICULOUS, FETID NONSENSICAL PIECE OF WASTE

many xposts to hawkwindz

i bet u beowulf MADE powermetal

wtf u think they did in them mead halls

they fucking JAMMED is what

i tell you what

Do power metal people use the term Cum Serpent?

i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.

Beowulf didn't listen to power metal, Beowulf IS power metal:

http://www.metalkingdom.net/band/5279_beowulf

I am the one - you are the ones
I will protect you - my brothers and sons
I have returned - to fight this battle
I am the savior - my heart is made
Made of metal

FUCK YEAH DUDE

I am

http://www.metal-archives.com/images/1/5/6/5/1565_logo.gif

@ those of u who hate power metal!

come close + listen to unferth tell the story of when beowulf rocked out every serpent in the sea and guitar dueled breca the bronding for seven days + seven nights

\m/

If the unbridled positivity of Fellowship doesn't thaw your frozen heart, then you probably just hate hobbits tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75OnvNL-HY