Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal

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Recommend me a Man O' War record to listen to, O mighty lords of power metal...

Neil S, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:09 (thirteen years ago) link

where do kick axe fit in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dis39LcsbCU

I am sorry for my insensitive tweet (Edward III), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

in the axe iirc

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Recommend me a Man O' War record to listen to, O mighty lords of power metal...

ALL OF THEM.

OK, maybe just the first four.

that's not funny. (unperson), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

deal, thanks!

Neil S, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Wimps and posers, leave the hall!

Siegbran, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Power metal. in my experience, is either really really good or really really awful. There isn't a whole lot of mediocre. Basically, if you are going to go power, go hard or go home really. You can't half ass this stuff.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Wimps and posers, leave the hall!

lol

original bgm, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

THEY ARE BABIES THAT SHOULD BE THROWN INTO THE FIERY PITS OF HELL WHERE THEY WILL SEE THE AWESOME POWER METAL PLAYING ALL AROUND THEM AND REALIZE THAT THEY LEFT IT TOO LATE TO APPRECIATE THE AWESOMENESS OF POWERMETAL WHILE ON EARTH AND NOW THEY ARE DEAD AND IN HELL SO HAHAHA ALL OF THEM THEY ARE LOSERS WHO WOULDN'T KNOW A DRAGON OR A DECENT CODPIECE IF IT KNOCKED THEM OFF THEIR STUPID BICYCLE

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey people who hate power metal, nice crackerjack clothes, chumps!

farielan chosder bout a chagh an i ballme trantuming (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link

otm, lol @ those dudes, what is wrong w/them

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

how do you even hate Manowar. I don't understand

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'm gonna listen to nothing but Manowar on my flight(s) from NJ to Texas tomorrow. That should properly prepare me for SXSW.

that's not funny. (unperson), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link

GUYYYYYANNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Do IN FLAMES count as power metal? They were my first US concert

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

All the song names on that Midnight Sun album are pretty great:


Metal Gods
Dungeons And Steel
Temple Of The Graal
Steel To Steel
Metal Machine
FIght
Distorted Eyes
Your Blood Burns In Hell
Keeper Of The Gate
Metal Will Stand Tall

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

how do you even hate Manowar. I don't understand

― VegemiteGrrl,

they do nothing for me. Neither does cheesy power metal.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

all metal is kindof appalling to me i could list other things

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Bands on that wiki i do like
Hammers of Misfortune

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

you realize that you are posting on the thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal, and that in your multiple posts to said thread you are saying that you hate power metal

just making 100% sure that you are saying "unload and pelt me with baseless, gratuitous abuse" because this thread in its title announces that its intention is to give you exactly that if you hate power metal & I don't want to hear any power-metal-unworthy whining when your grace period expires

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

hey, you cant like everything.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

hey algerian goalkeeper hey plaxico EAT COW PATTY

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ooh harder

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

right AG but again you are not posting on "Power Metal Classic or Dud" or "Let's Talk About Power Metal" you are posting on "Thread for being unnecessarily hostile to people who hate power metal." I don't want to hear any complaints when I propose that you be placed in a capsule and launched into space

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

and that when you get out into space you learn that your water bottles are full of Kai Hansen's piss

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9FNIJI603M

fuck yall we're from texas

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Algerian Goalkeeper, we are armed with flying dragons and battle-axes and flaming swords of death and WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

back away slowly or start digging your grave. Up to you

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:29 (thirteen years ago) link

these youtubes are probably all terrible

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

see

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

plax (ico) more like plax (i got eaten by cannibal vikings and the last think I heard was a Virgin Steele song) amirite

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Unnecessary hostility is fun

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

aerosmith this is my dream thread

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

ur insults are as bad as the music you champion on plaintext msgbrds

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

& you said think instead of thing because the viking cannibals were chewing on your tongue while you were still alive & it totally sucked but there was nothing you could do about it and you cried but they laughed

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i never cry

plax (ico), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

BLACK WIND FIRE + STEEL - WE WILL TEACH THEM ALL TO HEEL

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

in an act of v. aggressive and truly unnecessary hostility I post this picture of Virgin Steele, I apologize for nothing

http://www.virgin-steele.com/vs1.jpg

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Vlagina Steel

van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't even know what that means, sorry

van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL YOU GUYS LIKE THIS SOCCER METAL BULLSHIT

There's nothing left alive but a pair of ashy thighs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

It's on now, I see.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I had no idea Beau Bridges was in Virgin Steele. Love them all the more for it.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

hese youtubes are probably all terrible

― plax (ico), Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:34 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE PLAXICO YOU DUMB JERK

― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, March 16, 2011 1:35 PM (2 minutes ago)

I APPROVE OF THIS WITH LOLZ. AND Uh... FLAMING GARBAGE BALLS IN U FACE

le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

give me my broadsword.

i bet u beowulf listened to power metal.

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK DOES SOCCER METAL EVEN MEAN YOU RIDICULOUS, FETID NONSENSICAL PIECE OF WASTE

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

many xposts to hawkwindz

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i bet u beowulf MADE powermetal

wtf u think they did in them mead halls

they fucking JAMMED is what

i tell you what

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Do power metal people use the term Cum Serpent?

van smack, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link

If you didn't like Warlord in 1983 you were a shitlord who probably listened to Pyromania and .38 Special instead.

spot fuckify (Matt #2), Thursday, 18 February 2021 10:17 (three years ago) link

Iced Earth? You seem like the type who will participate in an insurrection!

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 18 February 2021 19:30 (three years ago) link

haha bewm

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

if you hate Gamma Ray, I hope an antelope shits in your mouth while you are slowly killed by jackals and your girlfriend has sex with someone else in front of you

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I unapologetically love Symphony X

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

oh I forgot the thread theme, uh, if you don't, then suck my dick

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 19:53 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

If the unbridled positivity of Fellowship doesn't thaw your frozen heart, then you probably just hate hobbits tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p75OnvNL-HY

jmm, Wednesday, 19 October 2022 00:01 (one year ago) link


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