Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video

"Hey Kids! Wouldn't ya rather listen to this song...listen to this song rather than Charlie Sheen?"

^yes, that's a real line in the remix.

The "educating you on the days of the week" part seems like it might have been written in response to the YouTube comments of the last 36 hours, trying to pass it off as tongue-in-cheek.

Yeah, these guys fucking suck

Guys, we're laughing AT you, not WITH you. Trying to roll along with it and chuckle with us and pat our backs is just going to make you look like even bigger fucking tools.

Tomorrow is Pi Day so if their school forces them to acknowledge this I can imagine some kids might replace the chorus with "Pi Day Pi Day."

Also by the time next Friday actually happens most of us will have moved onto something more substantial.

a million views

i like this one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_GwMeD0X3I&feature=related

I fully expect at least one of these artists to be hailed as a genius in a 2k-word post on the rolling teenpop thread.

it's a smart idea. star camp for girls. they do a pretty good job.

i wonder what they charge.

Yeah, I looked on their website earlier and saw nothing

you need the secret password. i did learn that little naynay is dropping a new album soon. that's always good news.

http://arkmusicfactory.com/

someone should start a company where you get to make videos with your favorite pop and rap stars from the 80's and 90's. some of those people could probably use the money right about now. like rock camp for budding musicians, but you get to post the results on youtube and be a star.

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Rebecca Black is a fun, loving, 13 year old. She loves to sing, dance and act, and she is always looking to try something new. Now in 8th grade, she landed the lead role in her school musical, Oklahoma! She started dance classes when she was three years old and has continued studying dance since. She studied Jazz, Ballet, Hip Hop, and Tap. She starred in a local commercial when she was 7 for the building toy Puzzlecraft. She participated in a patriotic performing group. performing at over 50 locations including singing the Star Spangled Banner at the Angels Stadium. At age 11, she signed with a modeling management company. She started vocal lessons at 10 years old, and she's continued with it ever since. Singing is her passion, and it's what she loves to do. In the summers of 2008 and 2009 she participated in a musical theatre summer camp. When she started going to her local public school, she immediately auditioned for musical theatre, and now succeeds with flying colors. She starred in the school's rendition of Guys and Dolls, and their variety shows such as Showtime America, Broadway, USA, and Star Search. This past summer, she visited New York and participated in various workshops with cast members of West Side Story, Memphis, and In the Heights.

28. One of the dudes is named John Benett Ramsey

LOL I noticed that too.

3. she picked a very nice note to sing and was v wise in not straying far from it

― Sheneneh et Caro (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 13 March 2011 13:26 (Yesterday)

This is cracking me up.

She is trending worldwide.

I just hope she never realises she's trending in about the same way Tommy Wiseau has.

Well every one of these tweets is negative... Maybe she can't read.

Well she seemed to be able to be able to make it to the Bus Stop...

she recognized the sign :(

29. The fact that she is standing on some sort of elevated platform in front of a crowd, singing to them that it's Friday. I am imagining some sort of Dark City-esque alternate universe where everybody's short-term memory is constantly wiped out and no one knows what day it is except for Rebecca Black, so they all have to travel to her to find out what day it is. Except they're aware of--and embarassed about--their memory condition, so to make them feel better she sings every day of the week as a fun song.

30. "My friend is on my right..." Her friend on the left must have been devastated by the snub.

If she's 13 what the heck are they all doing driving cars?

Has anyone slowed this down to 60% yet like "Gimme Pizza Slow"?

I would like to know Andrew WK's opinion on this song.

stage manager parents are the scariest

31. singing in front of a tree trunk

32. she questions whether to sit in the front seat or back seat, yet there is never really a choice--the two front seats are already taken.

i thought this video was pretty boring & not very memeworthy -- just seemed like a cheaply made video involving a girl that really loved 'lizzie mcguire' -- if bad green screen is all it takes to be a meme these days, someone should dig up some videos from the 90s

the song is fucking terrible tho & i don't really understand how it could be released to the internet

all in all this is a far, far cry from "take u to da movies"

the bridge is something else tho

i think the funniest thing about this is that somehow, despite...everything, it's still an earworm. how was this stuck in my head as i went to sleep last night and then STILL THERE WHEN I WOKE UP? after just one viewing, most of which was spent making the :o face?

33. never gets that bowl of cereal or catches a bus

probably of this trending every friday for the next 6 months? FUN FUN FUN

34. Autotune moment #1: the way that the word 'Friday' is transformed into 'Fra-ee-day'.

35. Autotune moment #2: the tortured-robot scream at ~2:52.

36. The background "WEEK-end, WEEK-end"

so awesome on ned's shoegaze version when they all shout after "party!". sounds very crazy and very cool.

Yeah that was a favorite moment of mine too. On the sped-up version the 'FUNFUNFUNFUN' bit is the killer.

doesnt really seem like english is her first language

I laid down to go to sleep last night and this chorus was ringing in my head, it was strangely similar to tinnitus.

the little half-step glissando thing she does going into "FER-IGHDEY" keeps coming back to me

It's an earworm because Baby by Justin Bieber with the word Baby changed to Friday.

And I'm like Friday Friday Friday OH.

maybe if there's enough backlash people will start writing melodies composed of more than two notes

Guys we are starting to repeat ourselves (#30 and #34)

Surely we can come up with more

has anyone pointed out the hidden adult driver?

"5. the redundancy of "Gotta get down to the bus stop" followed immediately by "gotta catch the bus". Like, what else would you possibly do at the bus stop?"

cop a dime bag.

i couldn't sleep last night because this song wouldn't leave my head