pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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yeah the tone is much more positive

some dude, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

reads like it's written by someone who's an actual fan of the band, too

deeznults (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe the editors were like "calm down, fanboy" and knocked a couple points off the score

some dude, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Prairie School Freakout only got 7.8, maybe they were scoring it relative to that?

ka£ka (NickB), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ha that would probably be fair in a sense but I have a love of that record utterly out of proportion to pretty much the rest of the world

(I also have to review the new one this weekend)

deeznults (DJ Mencap), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

i had to talk to some journalism students last week about Our Noble Career and they asked whether any publication had ever changed my star rating as though it was the worst thing they could think of

lex pretend, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

To be fair, maybe it was.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link

It's really not.

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

most of the time i forget to give mine a score when i send them in

deej, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

thought it was hilarious when ethan used to write track reviews and didn't notice for a while that there were star ratings next to them and just sent in reviews and editors slapped a # on them

some dude, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

it's obv not the worst thing that can happen to a journalist but i still think it's fairly basic

lex pretend, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Once I accepted that star ratings and scores are about marketing rather than criticism, and that they have nothing to do with how sophisticated the review itself might be, I stopped worrying. Three stars, four… who really cares?

Pop is superior to all other genres (DL), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that's exactly what they did to "Barking"...I don't get these guys

frogbs, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

only if u think those ratings 'matter' i guess xxp

deej, Friday, 11 March 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

As a reader, I always assume that the rating is a quick, dirty summation of how much the reviewer liked whatever they're reviewing, so ratings being out of whack with the review itself is a little disorientating. I can see why an editor might have to calibrate the rating from time to time tho and split the difference between the reviewers personal tastes and the publication's general stance.

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Saturday, 12 March 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

5 of the 27 topic sentences in Tom B's Odd Future wrap-up

This is where things get great.

More importantly, though, Bastard is just a straight-up great rap album, the first from the Odd Future camp.

Musically, it's a great, short distillation of the Odd Future aesthetic, with Tyler's murky synths and lurching drums only slightly obscuring a great ear for melody, like the hop-skipping piano line that makes "Luper" bounce so hypnotically.

Earl, it turns out, is a great rap storyteller, though his stories quickly become nightmares.

And the production here is borderline gorgeous; it's like the Odd Future production brain trust of Tyler, Left Brain, and Syd all got together and agreed that they finally wanted to make something that would sound great in a car.

Also worth noting is the topic sentence that appears between the first two above: Here's Bastard's basic appeal in one punchline: "Cruisin' in my go-kart at Walmart selling cupcakes/ Go 'head, admit it, faggot; this shit is tighter than butt-rape."

da croupier, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

What a great review

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"Earl, it turns out, is a great rap storyteller, though his stories quickly become nightmares."

http://www.bookmice.net/darkchilde/um/um3/440.jpg

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

haha "great" is such a placeholder word, when i'm writing drafts i put it in caps though, to remind me to go back and think of a synonym

lex pretend, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ great call

SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

u mean GREAT call?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link

breihan is just the master of goonthusiasm

some dude, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Is it someone here who coined the phrase, "a Breihanian level of misunderstanding"? Because that's all I can think about when I read his stuff now.

Parenthetical Grillz, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

only took tom two paragraphs to drop an "asthmatic rasp," which is right in line with his world record time

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 March 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Have you ever forgotten to remove one or a few, leaving some GREATs throughout?

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

all-caps great wouldn't stick out that much in some of the things lex has written tbh

some dude, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"
"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"
"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"
"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"
"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"
"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"
"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"

lex pretend, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

hold up what!??!

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

thats otm though for the most part. nb i dont know the context. u dance to dj sets you dont watch them

D-40, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Well... no one actually goes to a DJ set to watch the DJ, right? Unless they also happen to be DJs?

xp: yeah D-40 OTM

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the sentence contains with it the assumption that people go to dj sets to watch them! which makes it doubly clueless.

lex pretend, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

*within it

lex pretend, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

"The idea of watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition"

it's not the idea that's the proposition... it's the watching. try this:

Watching someone perform a DJ set may not be the most enticing proposition

boom, three words saved.

could even cut 'someone perform a'.

suggest and ban is my favourite combination (history mayne), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe it's from a review of a concert DVD where the camera is pointed at the DJ the entire time

some dude, Friday, 18 March 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link

It's from the Thom Yorke thing, no?

yeah (kelpolaris), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe they're reviewing Creep's live show

ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

The reason Deadmau5 is successful is because people like watching him perform a dj set

hey jelixy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

This IS fun to watch...!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcq7NTFHgOk

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Honestly almost every cut to the crowd is golden.

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

could even cut 'someone perform a'.

― suggest and ban is my favourite combination (history mayne), Friday, 18 March 2011 14:37 (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it might just be me but the verb 'perform' wrt a DJ set seems really odd and clunky to me, so yeah... other than that I don't see the issue w/ the serntiment given that it's talking about watching a film of a DJ set?

I only use this style of type when I choose it (DJ Mencap), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I realize that video isn't really a DJ set by the way.

Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

DJ sets would be much funner to watch if you were actually able to see what it is they were doing... from the standpoint of most shows, it looks like a lot of unskillful knob-turning and intermittent fist-pumping being all you need to be the next big thing.

dunno how this would be accomplished, tho, aside from video camera

yeah (kelpolaris), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

er well you could go and see a bunch of DJs somewhere small w/ no barrier and have a peek maybe

then get told to leave the club when you spill a drink in their record bag

I only use this style of type when I choose it (DJ Mencap), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFhxr8Muz5A

granted this was a long time ago, but this was not boring

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 18 March 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

The reason Deadmau5 is successful is because people like watching him perform a dj set

Deadmaufive is not a DJ

lol kudso (sic), Friday, 18 March 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

?

hey jelixy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 19 March 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I was hilariously mispelling Deadmau5

lol kudso (sic), Saturday, 19 March 2011 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Is that the Hensel twins at :06 in the Deadmau5 vid?

Dare, Saturday, 19 March 2011 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I was hilariously mispelling Deadmau5

i lol'd

loser beam (electricsound), Saturday, 19 March 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link


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