I LOVE CRICKET: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX: THE CHINATOWN OF ILX > GAWKER

the guy looks kind of proud of the manboobs -- as well he might, it's a hell of a rack -- but that seems to undercut the advertiser's message

what would don draper say

reddit is great for finding funny links and shit but seriously it is like a parody of internet geek culture, all woman-hating quasi-racist super-moralistic libertarianism

― max, Thursday, March 10, 2011 9:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

so so so so otm. insufferable.

can i tell you something. i was at this event at science club in dc (yuri's night, in honor of the anniversary of yuri gagarin spaceflight). by the time i got there the place was very crowded, the upstairs was full.. i got a gin and tonic and walked around for a bit anyway. i found that the room in back past the bar didn't have too many people, and the majority of the tables there were all occupied by large, unfriendly looking dudes in polo shirts who were just sitting there not interacting with anyone else

later on that evening on the twitters someone posted a photo of those tables, captioned REDDIT IS IN THE HOUSE

max used the expression 'a poorly formed joke' in a gawker post recently

ilx™

tell me when he uses ¯\(°_o)/¯

Maybe Whiney can write a book about that.

max really is a rotter, i thought i was just saying that but it's turned out to be true.

!

Rotter 31 up, 9 down
buy rotter mugs, tshirts and magnets
Someone who is generally subversive, deviant, shameless and attracted to the more gutter styles of existence.
"Look at that rotter over there, he's shit his pants, he's pissed out of his face, he's just shagged that whore without a johnny, there's red wine stains all over his lips, his eyes have gone yellow, he's got odd socks on, the flies seem to be following him, there's a belt wrapped around his arm, he's dragging a dead dog on a lead, oh and look, now he's vomiting down his front!"

gonna get myself a mug

that definition is ugly and coarse, when i say it it's an endearment and there's no mugs, tshirts and magnets.

max u need to get working on a book abt these dudes http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/06/the_government_in_genocide_tpm_talks_with_some_sovereign_citizens.php?ref=fpblg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C13JFv4JfH8

*holds up "union" sign*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msm5rWgaVYE

hahaha pwn

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lol5ms4fhw1qa9bmvo1_500.png

laudable commitment to professional in the mayor of philly's press office

ism

laudable commitment to being as philly as possible tbh

everyone knows that max is READING plenty (of GRRMartin), get ur facts str8 mark mcdonald

lol he owned u tbf

reading, as in your last name

think abt it

puerile fantasies

file under: erotic thriller titles

attn: Homosexual II

i really love that the philly mayors press sec sent a zingy punning email, kudos to you mark mcdonald

i mean this is called enjoying yr job, think abt it

yall dont need to be on ilx

*stares into the distance*

he sent me a much longer email after i wrote him back passionately arguing for this law that i dont really even caring about and then apologizing for his own "puerile outburst"

link?

not really worth it

mark mcdonald 2
max read 0

yo is it true max got sonned by a mayors press sec after a gawker beef???????

design tweaks look p nice tbh

wow yeah they do

thanks, i did all the designs

good job max

on the designs

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Designs-By-Max/116801501735108?sk=info

http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/783c103a9f05d4e9061ec24d0e5c33e6cf02b7834f.png

max this stupid fb box is always blocking my reading ability, can u fix it thx

what browswer r u using

chrome for mac, duh

I feel like if anal cunt were still writing songs (maybe they are?) they would have a song called "You Read Gawker" and that would be the punchline

im on it

wtf dicknose 2 for vermont, uncool

max ur mad @ the-dream but amped for eveanesence and blink182 come on buddy!

drake takedown was p hilar tbf