easter eggs: a thread for rap's subtler puns

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gravediggaz. nice.

pearsonic, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

just sayin, i think yr missin it

gawka flocka flamewar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm like a pool table, i keep the eight
my side pocket sideways when i cock it
leave a n*gga sideways for five days

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 March 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

So I kept feedin' her money 'til her shit started to make sense

messiahwannabe, Saturday, 12 March 2011 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

real g's move in silence like lasagna is like the 'subtle like the b in subtle' of rap punchlines

dayo, Saturday, 12 March 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

btw I always say la-zag-na so

dayo, Saturday, 12 March 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

just sayin, i think yr missin it

― gawka flocka flamewar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

? i need it explained :(

just sayin, Saturday, 12 March 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

slipped a couple pink xan-ies/ danced around the house in a pair of pink panties/my mom is gone that broad would never understand me/i'm not gay i just wanna boogie to sum marvin

Franklin_The_Turtle, Saturday, 12 March 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link

not really punderful but its the best lines i've heard in a while

Franklin_The_Turtle, Saturday, 12 March 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

fyi to just sayin

"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"

the 'g' is mostly silent in the word 'lasagna'!

Whiney On The Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 March 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yeah i get that... but thats the 1 meaning right?? just dont get the easter egg part of it.

just sayin, Saturday, 12 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Took me like three listens to get the joke. Guess I'm a retard :/

Whiney On The Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 March 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

yah lasagna doesnt move so its not mindblowing

but i did lol @ i like the line bcuz its silly

deej, Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys seriously got that joke on first LISTEN (ie, not seeing it written out where it becomes more obvious). I posted it on twitter and had "IDGI"s all day long

Whiney On The Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

it took you a long ass time to get it, tbf

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

and a bunch of hipster puppy fans not getting the line isn't really evidence in your favor

J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i didnt get it immediately & thats why its silly / funny to me! if i got it right away itd just be a normal toilet/im the shit overrated wayne punchline

still didnt take me as long as WGW tho lol

deej, Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

this isn't rap but:

yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance

didn't take me that long but for a second i was like wait, pluck doesn't rhyme with dance

messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

bought my dudes watches, that's how we pass time

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:41 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

ha, just came to post this one (again)

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

So I kept feedin' her money 'til her shit started to make sense is who??

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

also, bought my dudes watches, that's how we pass time is who?

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

nah the Who was "mama's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

past life utah saints (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link

1st one is jay, mostlyclean

get at me frog (symsymsym), Thursday, 14 July 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link

rotate the chickens like a weather vane
that wind blow
it come and go
i hurricane

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

bought my dudes watches, that's how we pass time

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:41 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

ha, just came to post this one (again)

― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:27 PM (Yesterday)

idgi?

bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link

the way he passes time [lollygagging, waiting, etc] is by literally passing timepieces around to his friends http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

ennui morricone (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link

rotate the chickens like a weather vane
that wind blow
it come and go
i hurricane

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 14, 2011 4:55 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark

when i realized the deeper pun here was "that wind blow/it come and go" my jaw actually dropped

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

also, bought my dudes watches, that's how we pass time is who?

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, July 13, 2011 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

it's cam'ron

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

& dave cool yay otm

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:11 (twelve years ago) link

dave cool yayo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:12 (twelve years ago) link

numbers look so good on the squares they yellin bingo

dylannn, Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:26 (twelve years ago) link

with the powder i stays on top of the mound
and keep pitchin when they say no' mo' is in town

dylannn, Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link

that's good

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

not sure what's worst about that: it's existence in the first place, the fact that it was written after a mixtape that even pusha t stans admitted sucked, that the dude quotes a bunch of lines from said mixtape, or that "move caine like a cripple" didn't even crack the top 15

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:44 (twelve years ago) link

its*

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:44 (twelve years ago) link

i push caine like alfie's pallbearer http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:47 (twelve years ago) link

So I kept feedin' her money 'til her shit started to make sense is who??

already answered but to clarify further it's jay-z, song is "d'evils" offa reasonable doubt

i don't wanna get all rtfm on you, but you can just <ctrl-c/copy line of text>, google: <ctrl-v> space "lyrics", and you'll get the artist and title probably as the first choice. i do this all the time, like if i hear some song i like on the radio and i don't know who it is, i just type a line or two i can pick out into my smartphone (any line will do) and later google those words, in order, plus "lyrics"

messiahwannabe, Thursday, 14 July 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

po-po try to convict him,
that's a no go,
my dough keep the scales tipping

.robin., Thursday, 14 July 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

"rotate the chickens like a weather vane
that wind blow
it come and go
i hurricane

when i realized the deeper pun here was "that wind blow/it come and go" my jaw actually dropped

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 14, 2011 4:55 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark"

wait, so i get that the wind both blows and is blow, and chickens are crackheads, but whats the significance of "it come and go"?

.robin., Thursday, 14 July 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

as in, the cocaine moves quickly, like the blowin wind

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

/hurricane

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

ok yeah, i thought i was missing something else for some reason! great line anyway...

.robin., Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

<ctrl-c/copy line of text>, google: <ctrl-v> space "lyrics",

you can just highlight, right-click, and select "Search Google for." 12 clicks fewer!

puke of hurl (sic), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

when dave cool posts in here, he will always tell you what the artist is http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

how chttp://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gifl of u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 July 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

its really the cool thing 2 do http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

xpost R0NG! i mean, it probably works ok sometimes, but i find you're more likely to get it right the first time if you type "lyrics" at the beginning or end of the phrase. though i suppose you could highlight, right click, search google, then if it doesn't answer correctly, *then* type "lyrics" at the end of the line.

that said i suppose google might have improved it's algorithms to the point where you no longer need to type "lyrics" it justknows that's what you want <cue creepy twilight zone music>

messiahwannabe, Friday, 15 July 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

if it doesn't answer correctly, *then* type "lyrics" at the end of the line.

yeah, this. if there's a distinctive word in the sentence then lyrics are usually the first six answers

dave kohl (sic), Friday, 15 July 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

maybe this one is really obv & i'm late on not getting it but this jay-z couplet from "gotta have it"

cuz now i'm richer
and prior to this shit was moving freebase

lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link


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