gravediggaz. nice.
― pearsonic, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link
just sayin, i think yr missin it
― gawka flocka flamewar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm like a pool table, i keep the eightmy side pocket sideways when i cock itleave a n*gga sideways for five days
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 March 2011 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link
So I kept feedin' her money 'til her shit started to make sense
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 12 March 2011 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link
real g's move in silence like lasagna is like the 'subtle like the b in subtle' of rap punchlines
― dayo, Saturday, 12 March 2011 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
btw I always say la-zag-na so
― gawka flocka flamewar (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, March 10, 2011 6:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
? i need it explained :(
― just sayin, Saturday, 12 March 2011 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link
slipped a couple pink xan-ies/ danced around the house in a pair of pink panties/my mom is gone that broad would never understand me/i'm not gay i just wanna boogie to sum marvin
― Franklin_The_Turtle, Saturday, 12 March 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
not really punderful but its the best lines i've heard in a while
― Franklin_The_Turtle, Saturday, 12 March 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link
fyi to just sayin
"Real G's move in silence like lasagna"
the 'g' is mostly silent in the word 'lasagna'!
― Whiney On The Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 March 2011 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link
haha yeah i get that... but thats the 1 meaning right?? just dont get the easter egg part of it.
― just sayin, Saturday, 12 March 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Took me like three listens to get the joke. Guess I'm a retard :/
― Whiney On The Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 March 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
yah lasagna doesnt move so its not mindblowing
but i did lol @ i like the line bcuz its silly
― deej, Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
you guys seriously got that joke on first LISTEN (ie, not seeing it written out where it becomes more obvious). I posted it on twitter and had "IDGI"s all day long
― Whiney On The Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
it took you a long ass time to get it, tbf
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 March 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
and a bunch of hipster puppy fans not getting the line isn't really evidence in your favor
i didnt get it immediately & thats why its silly / funny to me! if i got it right away itd just be a normal toilet/im the shit overrated wayne punchline
still didnt take me as long as WGW tho lol
― deej, Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link
this isn't rap but:
yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck Everybody wants to get up and dance
didn't take me that long but for a second i was like wait, pluck doesn't rhyme with dance
― messiahwannabe, Saturday, 9 July 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link
bought my dudes watches, that's how we pass time
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, May 12, 2010 11:41 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
ha, just came to post this one (again)
― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
So I kept feedin' her money 'til her shit started to make sense is who??
― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:00 (twelve years ago) link
also, bought my dudes watches, that's how we pass time is who?
nah the Who was "mama's got a squeeze box, daddy never sleeps at night http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― past life utah saints (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 03:11 (twelve years ago) link
1st one is jay, mostlyclean
― get at me frog (symsymsym), Thursday, 14 July 2011 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
rotate the chickens like a weather vanethat wind blowit come and goi hurricane
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link
― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, July 13, 2011 4:27 PM (Yesterday)
idgi?
― bros -izing bros (k3vin k.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:13 (twelve years ago) link
the way he passes time [lollygagging, waiting, etc] is by literally passing timepieces around to his friends http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― ennui morricone (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 14, 2011 4:55 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark
when i realized the deeper pun here was "that wind blow/it come and go" my jaw actually dropped
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 05:17 (twelve years ago) link
― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, July 13, 2011 11:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
it's cam'ron
― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link
& dave cool yay otm
― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:11 (twelve years ago) link
dave cool yayo
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:12 (twelve years ago) link
numbers look so good on the squares they yellin bingo
― dylannn, Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:26 (twelve years ago) link
with the powder i stays on top of the moundand keep pitchin when they say no' mo' is in town
― dylannn, Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:27 (twelve years ago) link
that's good
― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2011/04/pusha_ts_20_fattest_coke_lines.php
http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link
not sure what's worst about that: it's existence in the first place, the fact that it was written after a mixtape that even pusha t stans admitted sucked, that the dude quotes a bunch of lines from said mixtape, or that "move caine like a cripple" didn't even crack the top 15
― gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:44 (twelve years ago) link
its*
i push caine like alfie's pallbearer http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Thursday, 14 July 2011 06:47 (twelve years ago) link
already answered but to clarify further it's jay-z, song is "d'evils" offa reasonable doubt
i don't wanna get all rtfm on you, but you can just <ctrl-c/copy line of text>, google: <ctrl-v> space "lyrics", and you'll get the artist and title probably as the first choice. i do this all the time, like if i hear some song i like on the radio and i don't know who it is, i just type a line or two i can pick out into my smartphone (any line will do) and later google those words, in order, plus "lyrics"
― messiahwannabe, Thursday, 14 July 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link
po-po try to convict him,that's a no go,my dough keep the scales tipping
― .robin., Thursday, 14 July 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link
"rotate the chickens like a weather vanethat wind blowit come and goi hurricane
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, July 14, 2011 4:55 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark"
wait, so i get that the wind both blows and is blow, and chickens are crackheads, but whats the significance of "it come and go"?
― .robin., Thursday, 14 July 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link
as in, the cocaine moves quickly, like the blowin wind
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
/hurricane
ok yeah, i thought i was missing something else for some reason! great line anyway...
― .robin., Thursday, 14 July 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link
<ctrl-c/copy line of text>, google: <ctrl-v> space "lyrics",
you can just highlight, right-click, and select "Search Google for." 12 clicks fewer!
― puke of hurl (sic), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
when dave cool posts in here, he will always tell you what the artist is http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
how chttp://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gifl of u
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 15 July 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
its really the cool thing 2 do http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif
― beaster eggs: a thread for rad sugar puns (dave cool), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
xpost R0NG! i mean, it probably works ok sometimes, but i find you're more likely to get it right the first time if you type "lyrics" at the beginning or end of the phrase. though i suppose you could highlight, right click, search google, then if it doesn't answer correctly, *then* type "lyrics" at the end of the line.
that said i suppose google might have improved it's algorithms to the point where you no longer need to type "lyrics" it justknows that's what you want <cue creepy twilight zone music>
― messiahwannabe, Friday, 15 July 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
if it doesn't answer correctly, *then* type "lyrics" at the end of the line.
yeah, this. if there's a distinctive word in the sentence then lyrics are usually the first six answers
― dave kohl (sic), Friday, 15 July 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
maybe this one is really obv & i'm late on not getting it but this jay-z couplet from "gotta have it"
cuz now i'm richerand prior to this shit was moving freebase
― lamborghini persie (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 June 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link