Can someone tell Batman why not?!?

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You hurt me deeply. You hurt me deeply in my heart. (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Showing off the sweet discounted utensils they picked up at the military surplus store.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

o the lolz

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I am so buying this trade

goth barbershop quartet (DJP), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Now, is this better or worse than ALL-STAR BATMAN?

I think better. Maybe.

Matt M., Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

All-Star Batman was readable and had a story and was in English, so it seems not very crazy in comparison now.

mh, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

yes but this is way BETTER

blvd money (sic), Thursday, 10 March 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link

wow. no.

Nhex, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

wow YESSSSSSSSSSS

dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link

It pleases me to think that we're not even half way through the series.

May your adventures be long and bounteous, naked Batman.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

7 amd 8 have been resolicited and the rest have been cancelled tho

dom p's rusty Nuts (sic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

The news reports I've encountered say the orders have been cancelled - standard practice in ref. to whatever # of copies the shops have requested - not the series.

Though I'd love to see whatever resolution Adams would conjure up on the quick. Maybe it'll involve ghosts.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Or, rather, more ghosts.

Comics can't all be syringes and scalpels poised before eyes. y'know? (R Baez), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

shocked SHOCKED to discover ricardo montelban allergy bee is a Neal Adams project!

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Jim Steinman's never produced Batman musical. The Best Thing Ever.
http://youtu.be/SD1OxBTwm8c

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Friday, 29 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Aaaaarrgh!

In other news, most recent Batman Inc was super-fun

Subtext

& (a you), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

We're never gonna find out whether Bruce was naked or not.

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Thursday, 30 June 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

In other news, most recent Batman Inc was super-fun

Agreed! Also: wow, Grant reads Scalped.

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Friday, 1 July 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitpic.com/5k1mrw

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 July 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

Not me, by the way.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 2 July 2011 13:11 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

YES!

BATMAN: ODYSSEY VOL. 2 #1

Written by NEAL ADAMS
Art and cover by NEAL ADAMS
1:10 B&W variant cover by NEAL ADAMS
On sale OCTOBER 19 • 1 of 7, 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US • RATED T
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. See the Previews order form for more information.
BATMAN: ODYSSEY is back in a new volume from legendary writer/artist Neal Adams!
It's finally happened: Batman must kill or be killed. The threat is real and can't be stopped by man or hero. To combat it, Batman must bring time itself to a standstill so that he can embark on an odyssey of self-discovery to a place unknown to mankind, where he can find himself. But is this a place where only failure awaits?

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:36 (twelve years ago) link

Yay! Maybe they'll collect the first chunk in a trade to coincide.

Maybe I should just hold out for the Absolute edition.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:40 (twelve years ago) link

Reading the summary, it's Neal Adams' own BATMAN R.I.P.!

Plus: NOTED USE OF THE WORD "ODYSSEY". Look out!

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

But is this a place where epic failure awaits?

jack-off all trade, masturbate nuns (sic), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

Did they renumber this to coincide with the DC universe restart? That's hilarious!

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

I saw they're making a Batman t-shirt with an image from this on the front. I'd totally buy it if it was hirsute Bruce, but alas it is just running Batman.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

If it was hirsute Bruce talking about being on a t-shirt in a non-sequitur manner, I would wear it every day.

I'd only buy one shirt, but still wear it daily because being smelly and weird kind of fits with the tone of the comic

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

man even the synopsis makes no sense

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

i was talking about this series with a friend while we were in a comic store and the guy behind the counter had clearly not read it and clearly didn't know adams and couldn't figure out why i was so excited by its existence

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

how can you work at a comic store and not know Adams

that seems like working at a jewelry store and not knowing about bracelets

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

file under: kids these days

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

he interrupted my diatribe to ask how it was any different from any other cape/tightfest and i showed him the iceaxe splash page and he glanced at it, shrugged and said it didn't seem any different from morrison so go figure

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

well there's the thing where Morrison's sentences all seem to be related to each other, for starters

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

that's.... sad

xp

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

in dude's defense, grant morrison is also bonkers.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

sure, but Morrison's stories tend to be crazy in the sense of "I can't believe he just did that", not in the sense of "what the fuck does this mean"

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

eh I dunno some of his stuff can be pretty oblique, especially if you aren't paying close attention to seemingly minor details. otoh the clerk's comment just seems wrong

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

maybe Morrison is in control of his madness, where Adams is not

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:17 (twelve years ago) link

Morrison does a lot of big picture crazy where all the details really only make sense if you look at the whole storyline (and have a deep understanding of kabbalah).

Adams is just nutso

mh, Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

the only Morrison thing I've read that I thought didn't make sense no matter how many times I read it was Mr Miracle and that was only because it relied heavily on assumed knowledge outside of the book; even Shining Knight had a massive "A-HA!" moment that made the first two issues intelligible in retrospect

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

well there's the thing where Morrison's sentences all seem to be related to each other, for starters
― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, July 20, 2011

TBF, that is hardly a consistently accurate assumption

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol being a Kirby nerd I had no problems with Mr. Miracle

No Broehner (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 21:46 (twelve years ago) link

The main criterion one should have of a solicitation is "Does it make me wish to read the book in question?" This one, in all its jolly oddness ("...BY MAN OR HERO."; "...BRING TIME TO A STANDSTILL.") most certainly does.

I think what's drawing the most attention is the lack of any exclamation marks, thus rendering all its absurdity po-faced. Absurdity is always better sans hyperbole - who knows what awaits?

My Boyfriend Could Be A Spanish Man (R Baez), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

Adams has been a mentalist very occasionally making terrible, unreadable comics for thirty years now (until Odyssey, which is either terrible and compulsively readable, or amazing and unreadable) - clerk otm

Booger T. Jones (sic), Thursday, 21 July 2011 00:18 (twelve years ago) link

TIME... ITSELF!

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 21 July 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

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