ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

heave ho is from toronto

There's someone in India, I'm sure.

which long-time posters have never met any other ilxors?

Which Old ILX figures were the progenitors of style for the following Nu-ILX darlings?

Louis Jagger
Heave Ho
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
The guy who votes in polls

how can I become famous in history of ILX?

which long-time posters have never met any other ilxors?

Garu G

luna

Garu G's gran posts, so no

I believe her handle was "Gale Deslongchamps"

P.S. I was not a puppy -- a puppy was an actual puppy. I just helped him set up his wi-fi, because he was having trouble with that.

LIES^^

tell him he should start posting again. I will campaign to rename ITR "I Love A Puppy"

xp

Wasn't Heave Ho in Pakistan, not India?

Joan Vich and Olenska (who hardly posts ever, but I know in real life) were from Spain - maybe one of them was the person aldo's referring to? There was/is a dude called Gatinha who's Portuguese.

There was also that awesome kid from Brazil, who contributed the song "Goth Chicks" to the first ILX compilation.

also a guy from Israel

yeah there was that guy from somewhere

Francis Watlington was from Puerto Rico.

specificity is the new black

Bushwick Bill was born in Jamaica.

Altho to be fair he is now in the US. Making deals.

i thought a puppy was rubbish, sorry

i hated him too

i hate dogs so much that i never opened the thread

a puppy morelike gay puppy, amirite?

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I STRONGLY SUPPORT A PUPPY AND ALL OF HIS WORK

xpost hahahaha DO YOU SEE

So tempted to link to cankles' Chinese thread.

here puppy

http://carefulthought.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bacon5.jpg

a puppy morelike gay puppy

uh puppy

im not falling for that agenn
last time it tasteed like glass

Certain ILXors are way-slick with production; I am impressed and plan to play close attention to their EQ tips on any future music-making threads.

-- a puppy, Monday, February 25, 2008 3:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

which long-time posters have never met any other ilxors?

me

I've been posting for 5+ years

Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.

I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES

The ONLY thing I remember about luna is that post on the underwear thread.

she posted two pics of two different women iirc.

dont tell m.white that!

it was kind of like me going on wdyll and posting

http://tidewateralive.com/image/gabrielaubry10.jpg

and people going OMG U A MALE MODEL!>!>!11>?!

is that bob zemko?

I don't remember a puppy thread.

puppy needs to be spayed

Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?

she posted two pics of two different women iirc.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 08:35 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha you're kidding?? And I went to the trouble of taking my own picture (not for luna obv).

Yes. Yes he was. Momus is a close second.

xpost

^^ never got ppl's prob with him xp

dude took his shirt off a lot, what else?

Tonight, on Uppity Women!

Chaki hears that someone's been breaking hearts, awards them honorary Bro status.

He hears that they're a woman.

LONG SHOT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(training montage)

He finds some bullshit written on a toilet wall, tattoos it on his forearm.

Using TECHNOLOGY, he tracks her to her LAIR and confronts her.

When pressured to come up with something as proof beyond "everyone knows this", he produces the bullshit.

Star of bullshit turns up, says "You all know this is bullshit, right?"

Chaki elected king of the internet.

Is that about it? Have I missed anything here?

I know this is kind of a dickish start to a sentence, but I've wondered occasionally what ILX is like since I've been gone, and it turns out that it's a place where no-one feels the need to imagine why anyone would react differently to them when being challenged.

(Also where you don't need to know what the word 'supposedly' means, Jesus Fucking Christ people it's Comprehension 101)

(deep breath)

nabisco: You've been around a long time man, you know how much people talk and how much they don't. You remember Graham, right, and how when that blew up half of ILX was going "Who, Graham? He seemed so nice!"? Stuff like "if that had somehow magically never occurred to you" is incommensurate with how ILX has always worked.

Also, you know, this is exactly the kind of stuff that you're usually very good at - you've been much fairer to discussing groups of people that you'll never meet and have no direct interest in that you have here with folk who are by internet standards standing in the same room. Unless you're saying that they're all in serious denial, then you have to take them at face value, at which point saying that people are "pointing out" stuff when all they're doing is alluding to some mysterious bullshit is working against the "I'm just being impartial" air of your posts.

I'd have thought, from when Chaki followed her from other threads to here (and I think a factor of this is that you're basically having a fight in another dorm's crash area) to keep barking at her, that it was finally going to blow up. And if it's been kept secret out of consideration for the silent and imaginary wounded, fair enough. But once it's going come out, you'll have the righteously angry on both sides, and one of them is going to end up righteously angry and wrong, so I wouldn't have started with "Bdum-tisch".

If I'm seeming to have a go at you here, I'm not intending to, it's just that you're the last person on ILX that I'd have expected to take the tone of your first few posts, so I'm wondering if I've missed some cast-iron early sign that Chaki wasn't just being a grudgy little fuck.

All the rest of y'all get half a bar.

-- Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:45 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

so, once again, if the people you're trying to start shit with aren't even around, is it still trolling?