targeted facebook ads i have received lately

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I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?

some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Monday, 8 December 2008 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/ghjk-1.jpg

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I favorited a bunch of horse racing shit "Dave is now a fan of SILVER CHARM" etc and now I'm getting a bunch of banners that are like, Gambling problem? We can help!!

dmr, Thursday, 12 February 2009 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

was talking to p3te sm1th about jobs and got this one promoting a job i want

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/9/43/6002243428373_1_ba0dfde7.jpg

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Thursday, 12 February 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

the eno tshirt ad thats been around for the last few ages was replaced today by russian brides,something offering me 70% ROI, and the opportunity to meet elite mature singles.

WHAT HAS CHANGED?!

bb, Thursday, 12 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

wtff why does facebook suddenly think I have man-boobs

Gynecomastia Shirts Vests
Gynecomastia Shirts and Compression Vests. Full line top quality. Our factory is the premier in the the USA for Men's Girdles "MIRDLES"

dmr, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

sleep, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

"MIRDLES"

dmr, Thursday, 19 February 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i got an ad encouraging me to 'Ball out of control' with a pic of a lex coupe or something. i was into that one.

sleep, Thursday, 19 February 2009 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png

thorn, Monday, 23 February 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link


Hearing beautiful music?
Ask American jazz trumpeter Chris Botti your questions about music, composing or romance. This week on PBS Engage. Click here.

lol chris botti

Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png

where the hell are they even getting this statistic

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6050/parents.tif

tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link

congrats!

velko, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link

apparently my biological clock is not doing its job so facebook decided to handle matters.

tehresa, Friday, 10 April 2009 06:42 (fifteen years ago) link

i got one for "at&t swag"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 April 2009 06:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Why is this guy so happy?
[pic of monk]
He has a secret. Lucky for you, he'll share it with you. Then you'll be laughing too.

lol ur a buddhist

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 April 2009 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link

ya it was a ad for some tibetan dude's meditation course

one month passes...

ugh, figures i can't find it now but i have been getting the "ipod of shavers" one a lot lately. lol what does that even mean. also, my profile is naked without animated gifs.

ian, Sunday, 24 May 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/hpnotiq.jpg

tehresa, Thursday, 2 July 2009 09:53 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

again with the baby crap!
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/baby.jpg

tehresa, Monday, 10 August 2009 07:02 (fourteen years ago) link

They've got your number.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 18 August 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

It's what happens when
vodka cognac, and fruit
go out with the girls.

sleep, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/310/touchh.jpg

can i lust (tehresa), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 06:46 (fourteen years ago) link

ever since i changed status to "single, interested in women" i keep getting these ads for LOCAL SINGLES but especially ASIAN SINGLES.

ian, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

KNOW YR GRLZ

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/girls.jpg

tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:16 (fourteen years ago) link

also what is w/ that sentence structure? if you think, you'd be wrong? what about if you think, you ARE wrong.

tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:17 (fourteen years ago) link

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE MARKETING JOBS WHILE I AM TEMPING?

tehresa, Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I keep clicking "Like" but nothing happens

see it sounds really lame if you say it in parentheses: (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 11 October 2009 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link

three months pass...

can someone explain how this picture is appropriate in this ad?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/5017/momsa.jpg

tehresa, Sunday, 24 January 2010 05:44 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ha

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:59 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/child.jpg

tehresa, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 07:20 (fourteen years ago) link

actual lols

da Wesley CRUSHER (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

would be good if they used beardo mom for that ad

amuse-douche (s1ocki), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I like this new trend of using a pic of some freak just to get your attention, advertising reduced to its base form. if only they could show nudity...

Fahrvergnügent (herb albert), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/246qutd.jpg

soft serve space age blap (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i50.tinypic.com/2yl1z4g.jpg

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Monday, 8 March 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

guyz!

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/8vyvz5.jpg

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link

somebody alert grady!

The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 02:13 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

AFFORDABLE DRUG REHAB

ian, Sunday, 9 May 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

QUIETING THE MIND

planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 May 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Barack Obama
Many people who like JSTOR like him.

harbl, Sunday, 6 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i52.tinypic.com/2ih17xh.jpg

gorgeous, independent, "edgy," house, music (crüt), Saturday, 11 September 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.
https://secure.img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/27722/216528/300x250_AQ-2_P2Pxxxx.jpg

brimstead, Friday, 16 October 2015 21:55 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

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