Britney Spears is an Idiot: SHOCKER!

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Damn, it looks like as far as looks, she's heading down the same road as Courtney Love!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://netmode.vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images467915_CourtneyLove.jpg

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GAAAA!! Oh dear GOD!!

― xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Friday, 16 June 2006 05:47 (seventeen years ago) link

She said she's not going to record any more music for another year or two.

Maybe her label will wise up, have her lose weight and just make music videos from now on. Perhaps the eventual merger of digital music and television will allow men to watch the quasi-porn videos from pop stars but let them sync it with other music they would rather listen to while they masturbate. I don't want to pitch this invention but I'll take the money from it.

― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 16 June 2006 06:14 (seventeen years ago) link

rubbish

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 16 June 2006 09:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Her career is pretty much over, isn't it?

― darin (darin), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

great minds at work in this thread

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I love pop as much as the next guy, but Britney waiting "a few years" to make music = career suicide.

― darin (darin), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Please tell me that Courtney Love pic has been photoshopped.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Britney could disappear for two or three years and re-emerge as Faith Hill.

― pdf (Phil Freeman), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Does the world really need more music from Britney Spears? Give the spotlight to someone new. She's old news.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, she should stick to the political punditry.

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

what a bizarre person to be a celebrity. she isn't even remotely talented, and she's incredibly stupid.

oh. wait. yeah.

― Emily B (Emily B), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

and yet, i heart 'toxic'. still dance around in my pajamas to it.

― Emily B (Emily B), Saturday, 17 June 2006 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

i kind of like her new double-chin, deranged aviator spex look.

― lf (lfam), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

She just needs a cigarette holder and a fishing hat.

― Marmot 4-Tay (marmotwolof), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Let's be honest here -- we ALL need that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 June 2006 03:49 (seventeen years ago) link

yes the courtney has been photoshopped...remember elvis had 3 distinct careers, this is the end of britneys first, we can still have the comeback special followed by our lady of sorrows/las vegas division

― anthony easton (anthony), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

She's going goth:

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-06/23/xin_270603231446257304311.jpg

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

that's a slight improvement over the fat & trashy look she's been sporting of late (and, yes, i know she's preggers, but i think the flab is more than just the critter she's carrying)

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 24 June 2006 02:57 (seventeen years ago) link

remember elvis had 3 distinct careers, this is the end of britneys first, we can still have the comeback special followed by our lady of sorrows/las vegas division

I can't wait for her "Suspicious Minds."

And her "dead-on-a-toilet" phase, as described in Wayne's World.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 24 June 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm going to hold off on Britney fat jokes until at least six months to a year after she's done having babies.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Saturday, 24 June 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

So you're holding off for a long time then?

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I dunno, I just think there's no challenge in making fat jokes about a pregnant (or recently pregnant) woman.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Sunday, 25 June 2006 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

I can’t believe the right has not seized upon a narrative that Britney’s rights were taken away because she gave a pro-bush interview to tucker

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Sunday, 18 July 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link

I doubt today’s “right” is looking to pull Bush/Iraq out of the memory hole (or dredge up a Britney comment no one remembers)

― aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Sunday, 18 July 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

Bush dropped a dog on its head? I don't remember that..

― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:09 (two years ago) link

Neither does the dog :(

― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:16 (two years ago) link

Oof this thread title

― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

Alex In NYC very much in character.

― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 23 July 2021 10:04 (two years ago) link

Yeah, somehow I've only noticed this thread title today and was a bit... startled !

― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 23 July 2021 12:20 (two years ago) link

Why the fuck is this bumped instead of 100 million other britney threads

― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link

not to be all schoolmarmish but come on

― treeship., Friday, 23 July 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

it would be so funny if we freed britney and she immediately endorsed trump for the next election
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) July 23, 2021

― akm, Friday, 23 July 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

toQic

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 23 July 2021 13:44 (two years ago) link

It was how I felt then, and it's how I feel now. Do I feel bad about her conservatorship situation? Sure, but that doesn't mean I suddenly think she's eligible for Mensa membership.

― Alex in NYC, Monday, 26 July 2021 13:42 (two years ago) link

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