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I always miss the greatest threads.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link

shaking it like polaroid picture, Dan?

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

on second thought, that could be kind of horrifically injurious...

― Kim (Kim), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link

(haha xpost) Held firmly between the thumb and forefinger.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

mop and bucket to perrys.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

whole lotta shaking going on

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

ha, I thought this was the kill file thread, I thought it'd taken a strange turn.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

Pervertalism ahoy.

I always miss the greatest threads.

Reading it after the fact is like a Pinter play, though. But faster. And hornier.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

I wonder if Jess managed to woo the young lady of his affection?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

I read most threads from the bottom up, it's the cool thing to do.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:49 (twenty years ago) link

Jel likes his threads like he likes his women...

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago) link

admittedly this has been ilx's best cliffhanger in quite some time.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Bottom-heavy? (x-post)

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

Jel likes his threads like he likes his women...

Big and bulging...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

... and totally filthy.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

there were other cliffhangers?

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

Ack - I read that as 'Jess' not Jel.

Dude, Glasto tickets thread...

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago) link

girls are classic, search the girl who was on that Tamworth Two programme earlier.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

So do you think Jess was able to approach that certain special female and say something like "Thy belly is like a heap of perfectly roasted coffee beans...and would you be interested in a grind some time?"

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

glasto? some kinda cookie?

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

forgot my ;-) there

― g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago) link

glasto = motor oil

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago) link

hi honey, i'm home

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

You smell... different.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

oof, what a day

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

let me just take my shoes and pants off

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

WELL?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

and?

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

yes, a cocktail would be lovely, thank you

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

I think the taking the shoes and pants off pretty much answered the question!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

you big galoot!

― cozen (Cozen), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

fine, cocktail, slippers, pipe, roaring fire, whatever... spill it.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

what, about smelling different?

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

at least he's not drawing a bath and reaching for his razor...

― ModJ (ModJ), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

oh I forgot, american pants aren't british pants!

so is it strongo lovington?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

i'm about to go shower, actually. i stink of stockroom dust and the musk of self-satisfaction.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

This is prick-teasing of the highest order. I wholeheartedly approve.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

Longo Cockington?

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

You'd better brush your teeth as well after the eight cups of coffee you just drunk.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

be back soon!

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

(xpost)hence, the musk of self-satisfaction

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

he must've got a raise...

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I don't care anymore.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

Anyone see the Fulham Blackburn match today? Great wasn't it? Goal of the season, possibly.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

nah, I watched Poirot. Anyway, the Premiership's on now, good night!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

(oh, you all care)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

Was Poirot any good? Was it old-skool or a new one? Any tips on how I could grow a moustache like that?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

OKAY, FINE:

so, i went in there, and, as soon as i saw her big ol' ass, i started mentally backing out of it. in fact i DID back out of it, but it maybe turned out better than if i hadn't. so like i got my coffee and chickened out and was standing there putting my cream and shit in at the end of the counter and she was talking to her co-worker about how "ugly" she felt that day (i think by the subtext of that conversation it was that time of the month, so maybe it's better that i chickened out since i'm not dealin with the cotton ball mouse up there) and, as i was about finished and their conversation lulled and they looked in my direction i said "oh, that's all a load of crap you know...you're probably the best looking woman in this town." and she just kinda stood there blushing and i walked out and she managed a "have a nice day"...and two blocks away i bust out laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it all.

tomorrow should be interesting.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

(also she called me "darlin[g]" when she gave me my coffee - before my lothario impression - which i would normally find annoying but today took as a sign of good fortune. also i was horny.)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

rico sauvington

― Nik (Nik), Monday, 12 April 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

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