no idea that it happened, somewhat disappointed, more shocked that i know all the lyrics to "exile in guyville"
― tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
wanted to post that to the rolling worst songs thread but its years old ;_;
― Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link
and when I asked
for some hot white cum
― plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 March 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link
More songs about buildings and cum
― The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
oh cum lizphair faithful
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 March 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link
JOYFUL
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 March 2011 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I *FINALLY* learned what my ex-boyfriend's penile anomoly is called!! I have tried to describe and draw it for friends for years, but people's reactions of disgust always indicated that I wasn't accurately describing it. It's called a skin bridge (NSFW Wikipedia page) and it wasn't that weird, and it wasn't gross.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I had a fuckmate last summer who had skin bridges. Yick.
― corey, Friday, 25 March 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
YOWCH. It looks painful, mostly.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
It wasn't gross or painful to him. Or to me. I did often have intrusive, unwelcome fantasies about snipping it with nail scissors. a;wesjkfaqfnowi
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, I would have the same. Especially just reading on wiki that it's usually an accidental side-effect of circumcision -- the little skin tags feel like an unfinished project = they must go.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link
An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
The Skinbridges of Madison County
― Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 25 March 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like freddy krueger's cock!
― homosexual II, Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
not clicking on wiki link
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 March 2011 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link
It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Sunday, 27 March 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link
jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'
― bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.
Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link
"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"
― mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol.
― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link
i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx
― tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link
'crumpet'
― James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.
SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.
MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.
I'M IN LOVE.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link
<3
i think
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link
you should get the nipple thing checked
― naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I really can't stand having my nipples played with (although I do appreciate more incidental touch).
― jho'sh? "ice cr?m" jackson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i really can't stand having my nipples nearly bitten off
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't like when dudes are rough with it
― naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link
oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
christine, i'd be into it. we don't have a pair, but given his propensity for jacking things (ie- lifting goods from stores), i'm sure that sitch could be worked out.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
I like having my nips nearly bitten off. Nipples are really tough - I've bitten others' so hard that I was genuinely worried that I would come away with nip in my mouth.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link
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― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Man AA, I feel weird that you've read both of my last couple of posts. I need to shape up and post nicely for a while.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
haha it's cool
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
One of the only things I can contribute to this thread: I've bled from a nip.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Due to sexual acts or from chafing during running?
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't respond well to more than delicate aureolar pressure.
is it Wednesday again?
― the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
I never run.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link
So either this was a sexual injury or you were reenacting the scene from Jackass with the cayman.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Man, I sort of wish it had been the latter. But no, someone just clamped down too hard.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
morbz, i haven't said 'i'm in love' on any board since...uh...well, last year? just sayin', can't make digs at me if you can't back them up.
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Morbs' digs are not related to facts; often they're not even related to the context in which they're stated.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Actually sorta surprising that the dig didn't include ludicrous false equivalencies re Bam, Madeline Albright, strident lesbians liberal youth, and members of the Bush administration.
― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link