I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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cool song

gr8080, Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"it's the meaning of life"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i actually just had another conniption fit listening to that song again.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

no idea that it happened, somewhat disappointed, more shocked that i know all the lyrics to "exile in guyville"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

wanted to post that to the rolling worst songs thread but its years old ;_;

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

and when I asked

for some hot white cum

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 March 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

More songs about buildings and cum

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

oh cum lizphair faithful

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 March 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

JOYFUL

scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 March 2011 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I *FINALLY* learned what my ex-boyfriend's penile anomoly is called!! I have tried to describe and draw it for friends for years, but people's reactions of disgust always indicated that I wasn't accurately describing it. It's called a skin bridge (NSFW Wikipedia page) and it wasn't that weird, and it wasn't gross.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I had a fuckmate last summer who had skin bridges. Yick.

corey, Friday, 25 March 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

YOWCH. It looks painful, mostly.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

It wasn't gross or painful to him. Or to me. I did often have intrusive, unwelcome fantasies about snipping it with nail scissors. a;wesjkfaqfnowi

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, I would have the same. Especially just reading on wiki that it's usually an accidental side-effect of circumcision -- the little skin tags feel like an unfinished project = they must go.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The Skinbridges of Madison County

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 25 March 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like freddy krueger's cock!

homosexual II, Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

not clicking on wiki link

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 March 2011 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Sunday, 27 March 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

'crumpet'

James Woods, Hysterical Realism (Eazy), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.

SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.

MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.

I'M IN LOVE.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 07:52 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

i think

popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

you should get the nipple thing checked

naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I really can't stand having my nipples played with (although I do appreciate more incidental touch).

jho'sh? "ice cr?m" jackson (The Reverend), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i really can't stand having my nipples nearly bitten off

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 18 May 2011 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't like when dudes are rough with it

naches supreme (donna rouge), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.

WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

christine, i'd be into it. we don't have a pair, but given his propensity for jacking things (ie- lifting goods from stores), i'm sure that sitch could be worked out.

whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I like having my nips nearly bitten off. Nipples are really tough - I've bitten others' so hard that I was genuinely worried that I would come away with nip in my mouth.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

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百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Man AA, I feel weird that you've read both of my last couple of posts. I need to shape up and post nicely for a while.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

haha it's cool

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the only things I can contribute to this thread: I've bled from a nip.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Due to sexual acts or from chafing during running?

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't respond well to more than delicate aureolar pressure.

I'M IN LOVE.

is it Wednesday again?

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I never run.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

So either this was a sexual injury or you were reenacting the scene from Jackass with the cayman.

a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Thursday, 19 May 2011 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Man, I sort of wish it had been the latter. But no, someone just clamped down too hard.

scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link


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