I wish someone would mack on me with mix tapes :(
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
homoII: For pantyhose? No way. Find someone who fetishizes something more expensive...and more useful.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I think Laurel is suggesting you get yourself an air conditioning fetishist, but those are harder to find than you would imagine.
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i only fetishise things that are free, sadly
― some velveeta morning (electricsound), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
do you want some pantyhose?
― blud money (sic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Air conditioning fetishist = Anyone you date in August who owns an AC unit.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno, i kind of like pantyhose. this may be a match made in heaven.
― homosexual II, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
wolfords are pretty expensive, too!
― homosexual II, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah Wolfords were the exception I was thinking of, and I guess would be awesome luxe to have at your disposal, wardrobe-wise, but do they really come in handy that often? Up to you! Hardly a bad thing, tho, I admit.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
first bit of attention i've gotten in weeks is a chat msg...from a straight guy? o_O
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Saturday, 5 March 2011 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lol elaborate
― Congratulations, you've just won a Nintendo iPod. (kelpolaris), Saturday, 5 March 2011 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"straight"
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
(11:05:51 pm)him:hey :)
(11:06:11 pm)me:hi
(11:06:20 pm)him:what's up?
(11:06:33 pm)me:not much
(11:06:46 pm)me:you?
(11:08:33 pm)him:hanging out with my best friend and his girlfriend while they drump hump each other
(11:08:47 pm)me:drump hump?
(11:09:16 pm)him:uuuuhhuuum
(11:09:31 pm)me:sounds messy
(11:09:40 pm)him:I know! ugh!
(11:11:32 pm)me:so if i may ask, why are you msging gay dudes on okc while your best friend is over?
(11:11:44 pm)him:ummm
(11:11:46 pm)him:he is not over
(11:11:50 pm)him:I am over at his house
(11:11:53 pm)him:he doesnt like the girl
(11:12:03 pm)him:so he wanted me to company them so they dont end up having sex
(11:12:15 pm)me:i see
(11:14:35 pm)me:can't be working all that well if they're still humping each other tho?
end
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
drump hump?
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm guessing he meant dry hump and didnt even realise.
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
hahah no i'm just quoting
"..............drump hump?"
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link
oh lol
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i mostly just loved how he totally skirted my qn by being all "um, my friend isn't here, i'm at his place, DUHHH"
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that was class
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
disabled okcupid account again.ppl are pretty gross!
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
In my email yesterday:
Happy Birthday, memorygongs!Still single? Come check out your matches and find the men who want to meet you for your birthday!
THANKS, OKC. Really needed that :\
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link
AND it sent a pic of a butt-ugly pink and white frosted cake :/
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link
hah, i got that on my birthday too. like, way to rub it in, jerks
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i just got the most weird, back-handed compliment from a guy on OKC:
i couldn't help asking; the web site dished you up on my list of matches; i checked out the photos and thought 'wow this young guy is living way out there on the EDGE! and he's a little like the psych patients i see as a therapist; but one of the photos with the mirror was interesting and then i noticed your education. . .original ivy league. good web page. ur cute, too but your natural hair color becomes you. mark
so he's like, "okay, this young kid's crazy, but wow, he's well-educated!" what the fuck is wrong with people.
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
oberlin isn't ivy league -- this guy's an idiot.
― sarahel, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, clearly he's an idiot. i think what he might have meant was, "Oberlin is like an Ivy League school" or something, which is really isn't. but anyway.
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link
would you want to date someone like that?
― sarahel, Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, no. he's an idiot. my initial response to him was brief yet polite, mostly because i assumed he also went to oberlin, and didn't want to be a dick. then he writes back wacky response which makes it clear that he didn't go to oberlin at all. (also, tbpfh, he's not hot enough for his age range- if yr above 45, you better be in good fucking shape to get my attention. shallow, but whatever, i'm 26, i can be picky).
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
the OKCupid thread on that other board is so much better
― buzza, Thursday, 17 March 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
motherfuckers on the internet have no idea how to communicate
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 March 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
xp I Rate Everything?
― sarahel, Thursday, 17 March 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Ugh he sounds like a patronising creep, table!
― bad voise, it sucked, pick a seat (Trayce), Thursday, 17 March 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
was all set to delete this shit but then just had a three-hour-long very nice chat with someone who quickmatch'd me
― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I got a really, really interesting, thoughtful and whimsical message from a guy the other day on OKC. The first (long) paragraph was all about how he also loves tree houses and used to go sit up in trees as a kid to contemplate things and enjoy the solitude.
Then he said he also loves Futurama and being a geek. I am really quite intrigued. I wish his screenname didnt have the word "quirky" in it, but one cant have everything!
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link
go for it imo
― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Have already msged him back, p interested tbh!
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe his real name is Quirky
― gr8080, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link
a girl i know has the surname qu1rk
― jizz cigarette (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Kwirk E Alon
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
OK a few messages in and I'm a bit <3 about this guy tbh. Weve rambled about the sky and treehouses and the ISS sailing overhead and computers and Futurama and finding hidden parks to hang out in and I like this guy. Hmm.
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link
there's someone for everyone
― conrad, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link
that was a bit... backhanded.
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Always a bad idea to get your hopes too far up before you meet in real life imo
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
been actually meeting these weirdos lately
been having lots of lol dates
honestly don't even feel comfortable posting about this on ILE; can we do a 77 thread?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link
you have the power
― ˆ°ᴥ°ˆ (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah a 77 dating/OKC thread would be most welcome to me too.
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Just sent my first message on OKCupid today - eeeek!
― Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a date on friday with someone who msged me from okc just as i'd given up on the whole bag as a lost cause. I've mentioned it elsewhere so I wont go on but god, I'm a little bit of excited and so is he. This feels special.
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh I did mention him upthread lol. Well, its been a crazy week.
― Borads of Candida (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link