You know I love you, but I'm playing for keeps: Your 2011 Fantasy Baseball thread!

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i was hoping no one else would notice. but he was on Will's now defunct team. r.i.p.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Jimmy Rollins what in the fuck are you doing at #14

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Delmon Young: 43rd best available player.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

You gotta take Y! rankings with a huge grain of salt, of course.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Are yahoo's rankings based on the conventional wisdom of all the mock drafts going on?

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I kept thinking someone who didn't play last year would pick up my team just for the chance to get Heyward/McCann/Wainwright(RIP)!

WmC, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

theres surprisingly few players on that list that i like to have a great 2011 season

ciderpress, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

51. Jeff Weaver
52. Jeff Francoeur
53. Jeff Blauser

Shirley MODOK (Andy K), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

i ate 10 tacos next to jeff weaver last night!

j.q higgins, Friday, 4 March 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

draft this sunday, bitches! also: be aware of the daylight savings factor.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Ugh, I have out of state company staying with me all weekend, and plans to "sight see" on Sunday. My fiancée has informed me that skipping out to do "fake baseball crap" will be "the lamest shit ever".

Terrified of having to autodraft. :/

Z S, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

MOVE THE DRAFT

little humma boy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, is there a way to do it so that the autodraft knows your position priorities. Like, if you give it an ordered list of 10 1B, would it pickthe highest available 1B, and then the next round move on to fill another position for me? Or would it keep picking 1B until all 10 on my list were gone?

Z S, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

what you need to do is contract the flu by sunday.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

and no - as far as i'm aware the autodraft is still as dumb as a bag of hammers. my only advice (aside from the flu) is to pre-rank like a mo-fo and favour said positions.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

and also pray.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

This sounds like a case for...

EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA

Z S, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

with the first 5 rounds out of the way it should keep our draft under two hours tho - i don't see why you can't site-see-supervise for part of the day still.

xpost YES

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link

What time is the draft again? (sorry, I'm iphoning and cant check)

Z S, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

erm...

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

3 pm est. 2 pm if you forget to set your clocks ahead.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm at a loss here, does life on Earth as we know it end on New Year's 2012 or directly after New Year's 2011? this is really throwing a wrench into my keeper strategy.

sanskrit, Thursday, 10 March 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I believe it's sometime during December 2012

Z S, Thursday, 10 March 2011 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

"The 2012 phenomenon comprises a range of eschatological beliefs that cataclysmic or transformative events will occur on December 21, 2012,[1][2][3] which is said to be the end-date of a 5,125-year-long cycle in the Mayan Long Count calendar. Various astronomical alignments and numerological formulae related to this date have been proposed."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_phenomenon

http://myshirthouse.com/images/believe_alien_thumb.gif

Z S, Thursday, 10 March 2011 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Z S, if it makes you feel any better, I came out on top of a league with a roster that began 100% auto-drafted, and I've finished second and fourth in THIS league with partially auto-drafted teams and judgments made with little/no thought due to my kids running interference.

I love the "How to Prepare For and What to Do on Draft Day" articles that tell you to go to bed early, take vitamin C, eat fruit, and ask for divine intervention ('cause you surely will be fucked otherwise).

Andy K, Thursday, 10 March 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

as per my tradition, i plan on getting stoned.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

everybody must.

oh, wait...

j.q higgins, Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

you have got to be kidding me.

i'm going away this weekend for my one-year anniversary and will miss the draft, which i missed last year because i was getting married.

omar little, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i pre-ranked last year and all i have are players their own mothers would feel ambivalent about having as their keeper picks.

omar little, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I love the "How to Prepare For and What to Do on Draft Day" articles that tell you to go to bed early, take vitamin C, eat fruit, and ask for divine intervention ('cause you surely will be fucked otherwise).

I remember reading a similar article advising people to stay sober if everybody else was drinking at the (presumably in person) draft. Just lolling at the thought of sitting there alone, intensely shuffling papers while everybody else chills out around you.

I guess when money is involved people take it a little more seriously.

Z S, Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

my money league last year was won by my weird astros fan friend who drafted half the astros offense and traded all his decent players away for washed up veterans and dropped Mat Latos at the end of April much to my benefit

so yeah don't play fantasy for money imo

ciderpress, Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I get to do the draft today, AND I don't have explosive diarrhea! Today's going to be a great day!

Z S, Sunday, 13 March 2011 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I did a mock draft yesterday on yahoo, which was actually sort of fun although probably not very useful.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 13 March 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

30 mins!

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 13 March 2011 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

shit is not re-loading for me :(
gonna be funny who i get

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

my connection is fine now, does it not let you in once it starts? welp,

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

ive tried every link i could find for 20 mins & it wont load

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/18268/15/enterdraft

?

J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

that one doesnt even try to load

There was a problem

* You cannot enter the draft for this team. (Error #439)

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

these are the ones from the home page/draft central and wont load for me at all now. i guess the like 1m my internet was the exactly worst time

http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/18268/enterdraft
http://baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/18268/2/enterdraft

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

its ok tho guys

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link

which team r u

J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

77 active uzrs

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

you're actually looking okay

J0rdan S., Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i did start to feverishly drag and drop for the while i had access

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

oh shitty dude - only checked the thread now.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 13 March 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

meh i can work w/ these guys - plus i went out and ran some errands i was procrastinating on so ~w/e~ mister yahoo u can suk it

johnny crunch, Sunday, 13 March 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Good luck everyone!

I kinda thought I had a balanced team this year, unlike most years when I end up totally punting a category like SV or NSB and it ends up biting me in the ass, but now I'm looking at my hitters and realized I might be staring a .375 team SLG in the face.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 13 March 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one last time, just to be annoying - if everyone changes their "team slogan" to their ILX name it'll be way easier to track who is who

if you're into that kind of thing

Z S, Sunday, 13 March 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link


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