i was hoping it would be a threesome with the web sheriff
― Bomb Sackantino (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 December 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: WHY DOES L. BELL MAINTAIN UNDONE SHIRT AND TROUSER BUTTONS?
― caek, Sunday, 7 December 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: I HEAR LAURENCE BELL HAS GREAT SUCCESS WITH THE LADIES. CAN YOU GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE OF ONE OF HIS CHAT-UP LINES?
hey, how you doing? (said in a joey from friends accent!) Find you soo damn sexy! Are you naughty,imagine me kissing up your calf muscles. .teasing my tongue up the inside of your thighs. . .flicking, licking, nibbling between your legs till your knickers are soooo wet. . then biting them down. .sliding my tongue deep inside till I'm sucking on your clit . .you're moaning with pleasure. . .my fingers running up your body followed by my tongue as I suck on your gorgeous breasts, my tongue flicking over your nipples at the same time. .kissing up your neck, you can feel my hot hard pole against you. . want me. . dare you to reply, it will make my day - you're soo gorgeous!!! Larry xx PS What would you like for your prize of being the sexiest girlie on here?
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 8 December 2008 11:42 (fifteen years ago) link
loooool
― deej, Monday, 8 December 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
fuck merriweather post pavillion, can we just have more of this?
― Millsner, Monday, 8 December 2008 22:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: HAS DOMINO RECORDS PRESIDENT LAURENCE BELL EVER MET JOE THE PLUMBER??
A: These two great Americans have never met in person, but Mr. Bell sent an autographed advance copy for Merriweather Post Pavilion to Mr. the Plumber, who is a noted Animal Collectors fan!
― beyonc'e (max), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
― caek, Sunday, December 7, 2008 3:04 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
lol
― WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 March 2009 09:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Q: ARE LAURENCE BELL OF DOMINO RECORDS'S GUT AND WILLY STILL HANGING OUT?
No, it is 2am on a Saturday morning, so he is wearing his night clothes, which have no tricky-to-operate fasteners or buttons.
― caek, Saturday, 4 April 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago) link
this is the second google result for laurence bell
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
as well it should be, this is the laurence bell wiki/faq
― Laurence Bell Wiki/FAQ Administrator, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link