Take an untraceable close-up of the head of your cock and post it here

It's all fun and games until someone vomits on their keyboard and monitor

Z S you cant say "sorry in advance" after the fact.

you have to go like this:

"sorry in advance, guys"

http://p2.xhamster.com/000/003/071/179_160.jpg

Oh. I guess I should have expected this thread to become NSFW at some point.

that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

Obviously. Where's the lei?

Well, maybe I should fly to Hawaii and check it myself. Nahh.

pretty sure that ownership of the cock in question has little to do with nsfw concerns

http://i56.tinypic.com/11w9dg4.png

hahahaha

dying

poll??

This may actually be the most SFW thread on ILTMI

Roosters, piggy banks, and plumbing diagrams. BTW, on the latter, "packing nuts" are a PITA - they always leak when you shut off the main water supply to a building for the first time in years. I haves lots of experience with packing nuts.

whatever you can find my cock if you look hard enough http://www.boundinpublic.com/site/shoot/13121-Innocent-man-is-taken-into-a-porn-shop-and-turned-into-a-sex-slave.html

http://f.elu24.ee/f/2010/11/30/475585t11h6540.jpg

(Found on some Estonian gay news page I came across while crowdsourcing.)

What was ZS's picture that is now failing to load?

According to the link the image is titled "horse_penis.jpg", I guess you can work it from that...

http://pearlypenilepapules.com/images/bumps-on-penis.jpg

got a new zoom lenz

holy

z s wins the entire internet

your cock crashed my phone, just fyi

new board description

if you wait 20 seconds, one of the veins slightly shivers and then recedes as the morning dew glistens off of a stray pube

stare into the center and let your eyes relax

also helps to view on an HD monitor

http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/chicken.jpg

Damn, so many lols, mostly from ZS. I keep re-reading the "sorry in advance" posts and they never get old. Also, that's not your cock, gr8080. people, that's not gr8080's cock!

On a more serious note, why is my IP address included where I'm quoted in the September 4 revive? It's like a social security number, I know it should be protected, but I don't really know how it would be used malevolently. I guess I should request it be deleted?

Also, I really like balls in a sexual context, but outside of that, they are really fucking awful. Organs like that belong inside the abdomen. Blech.

I deleted the message, Jesse. Looks like some other mod accidentally included your IP address in the quote.

http://chimg.onionstatic.com/7907/original/640.jpg

there was a reason i started this thread and now i forget

kinda bummed no one did this

is that ZS's actual ballsack upthread? he came so close to completing the challenge!

I mean all he really had to do was move the camera up, like,

half an inch

The rest (NSFW)

http://imgur.com/JvLKfW8.jpg

'visually similar images' for the the head of dylannn's cock are much grosser than 'visually similar images' for the head of gr8080's cock

http://static4.depositphotos.com/1000350/318/i/110/depositphotos_3183415-Close-up-image-of-a-salami.jpg

This thread reminds me of the time I was making pico de gallo, and my spanish speaking dad asked me if I knew what "pico de gallo" means. He then went on to say, very straightforwardly, something like "the tip of the cock." It took me saying "what?????", and some very awkward moments, before I figured out he was talking about the crest of a rooster.

Ok what the hell: http://tinypic.com/r/syqpao/9

Weiner

Man the good ol days

https://i.imgur.com/x8rlXco.jpg

Respect to EDB for choosing the image hosting service tinypic.com

lol

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=imgres&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwii6_D_pb7eAhUFMqwKHb34C9MQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nature.com%2Farticles%2F3901291&psig=AOvVaw20mM363DlLhtwOArhgYJ7E&ust=1541543182703716

Will this URL be resolved? Find out now.

Thought this must be a new dentyne ice thread and was surprised to see it was a classic

i'm lyin alone
with my head on the phone