ILX, SHOULD SARA MAIL DAN POOP?

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jw brings up a good point.

i was voting based on the principle that it would be human poop, but sara has access to child poop, and maybe some pets, so i don't know.

perhaps we should leave the poopchoice to sara's discretion.

xpost ohno

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

crap katamari

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

YES

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:29 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe John has solved all of my Xmas shopping problems for this year - and forever.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

Someone already sent me 2girls1cup but I was savvy enough NOT to watch it. Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:37 (eleven years ago) link

WOW

poopfear

^^^^

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Much like I am savvy enough NOT to open a poopgift (or an "Everybody Loves Raymond"gift, ugh).

DAN WENT TO HARVARD, GUYS

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

Abbott, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

Dan please you tube it when you open the box of poopies

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

You guys, I ain't opening shit.

(see what I did there?)

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

why is dan so sure he'll know it's the shit?

jhøshea, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:18 (eleven years ago) link

2 packages 1 Dan

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

^^^^^^^ Okay lol

HI DERE, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:34 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pretty sure this is a winning reality show concept.

Would John be too ethical to cross the writer's picket lines to pitch it? Only his philosophy degree knows for sure.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

Like deal or no deal, but no one wants to win.

John Justen, Wednesday, 5 December 2007 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

But Howie Mandell will be blessedly absent.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

I thought that was a Zappa kid!

Abbott, Thursday, 6 December 2007 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

Nope. That was a box of poop.

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:24 (eleven years ago) link

FINALLY SOMETHING WE CAN ALL AGREE ON

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 05:34 (eleven years ago) link

hey dan what is yr address? why because i found an iphone on the sidewalk and i want to send it to you

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

I already have an iPhone, thanks!

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

this is one of those NEW iphones that comes with a free, um, coupon for, uh. . .stuff.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want to be greedy. Maybe you should send it to John?

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

no no no i don't think you get it, this iphone has a giant hard drive, too so you can hold all of your pictures, mp3's, etc. all we need is your address (you can post it here on the interweb) to send you yr free gift

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

Send it to:

John Justen
XXX CrXtin Ave. S. #X
Saint Paul, MN 55XXX

HI DERE, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:40 (eleven years ago) link

wait i don't under stand, your name is not John Justen and you don't live in St. Paul. Please try again, thx

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

i just really want you to have this phone

Mr. Que, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

So no one explained to Mr. Que that Dan and John are twins?

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Kinda like in that movie with Arnold Schwartzenegger and Danny DeVito.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

Damn I'm glad I check this board out every now and then.

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

Please let it be that john justen lives on New Cretin Avenue

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:30 (eleven years ago) link

John Justen & The New Cretins

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Nu-Cretins

Sara R-C, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

NOTE: call dibs on band names in this thread

John Justen, Thursday, 6 December 2007 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

Who is Dan Poop?

Heave Ho, Friday, 7 December 2007 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2246/2088349848_0ed4de1c19.jpg

John Justen, Sunday, 9 December 2007 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

Pan Forte /= Poop

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

I know this makes everyone on this thread sad.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

Don't make me post the pic of you doing "poopy jazz hands"

HI DERE, Monday, 10 December 2007 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

It's PAN FORTE and god that is an awful picture of me.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:38 (eleven years ago) link

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Sara for teaching us all how to say "bowl full of poo" in french.

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Pan forte = ITALIAN

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

and it means "strong bread," Scurvy

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

How much strong bread do you have to eat to make your "Pan Forte" look like that?

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 16:59 (eleven years ago) link

I wish I wasn'nt so lazy; I'd make one and deliver it to your house personally.

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

(go ahead and interpret that however you want)

Sara R-C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:01 (eleven years ago) link

He should get a package of a wide variety of poops from nature placed in the chocolate-holders of a Whitman's sampler box.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, December 5, 2007 7:53 PM (5 days ago)

or as stocking stuffers.

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/28262-VoteOrDie.jpg

John Justen, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

BUMP

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

I MOVE TO IMPEACH SARA R-C

John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

ITR CONSTITUENTS DEMAND ACTION, RESULTS

John Justen, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

John is just worried about what I might send him in the mail.

And deservedly so.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

I'm sure it will be something poopy nice!

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 December 2007 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

Assuredly so.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 27 December 2007 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

BUMP AS BIRTHDAY SUGGESTION

Get to work yourself on this yourself if you want to, Scurvy. Just don't blame me when you and Dan have a Big Fight.

(Yes, I know that is you, John; you can't hide behind exclamation points and not expect me to recognize you. I think I know you better than THAT.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:04 (eleven years ago) link

might be Dan, you ever think of that, LADY KNOW-IT-ALL?

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:06 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, first of all, you really don't look THAT much alike, second of all, I hardly think Dan is going to try to persuade me to send him poop in the mail.

Now get your ass to bed; you're sick and you need to get better. (Clearly you must have a high fever if you think I was going to believe you were Dan for ONE SECOND.)

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:09 (eleven years ago) link

Sara, I think you should consider mailing Dan poop.

jergïns, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

i like the way this jergiins fellow thinks.

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:20 (eleven years ago) link

Well, you both obviously know what I'll be giving you for YOUR birthdays.

Sara R-C, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

A VERY SPECIAL HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HI DERE POLL

John Justen, Friday, 18 January 2008 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Dan is thity-five in
half an hour, so
this is for him.

Those down days
When you felt so young
And everything seemed

You saw the people
Around You
Getting old

You wake up
The teenage yearn is
Gone for you

It happens to others
It happens all the time
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you

The candles on the cake
Waiting to be blown
Wish I was
An other

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 18 January 2008 19:15 (eleven years ago) link

two years pass...

Tis the season, just saying

DANGER: DO NOT EAT SHAMELESS DONG (jjjusten), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 09:56 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

i hear that dan is remodeling his bathroom so this would really be a perfect time tbh

First and Last and Safeways ™ (jjjusten), Thursday, 18 March 2010 19:41 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

Tia the season

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:14 (five years ago) link

Still not doing it!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 07:33 (five years ago) link

Well that's not what you said in the other thread.

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 08:48 (five years ago) link

Time for John to take a literacy test.

Merry Christmas!

Sara R-C, Thursday, 26 December 2013 07:23 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

You say it's your birthday
Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 03:51 (five years ago) link

Here Sara, feel free to use this if you dropped the ball on getting the shipment out on time

http://i.myniceprofile.com/73/7310.gif

Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Sunday, 19 January 2014 16:11 (five years ago) link

thats hot

some '96 (color definition point of "beyond "color, eg a transient that), Sunday, 19 January 2014 18:22 (five years ago) link

just makes me glad I work on a pulmonary unit rather than one that focuses on GI

Sara R-C, Friday, 24 January 2014 07:09 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

HAP{PY BIRTHDYat

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 16:34 (three years ago) link

fitting

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 18 January 2016 18:19 (three years ago) link

its not too late, amazon now can still send a drone payload out to his house

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Monday, 18 January 2016 21:35 (three years ago) link


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