Donuts roundly considered

Is that a koan?

The Asian Fallaize, tend to be quite secretive. The name, written in kanji, translates as "He who fries frogs."

The "Fallaize", aka "frog cookers" are revered in Asian culture.

If you, Matthew, should ever tire of your mundane existence in mundane Ormskirk and go to Asia and learn to milk goats with your distant kin...

Approach the border. Smile. Raise your hands. RUN! SCREAM! "I'M A FALLAIZE!"

You will either be machine-gunned to death or welcomed with open arms.

i thought this was about j dillas album donuts at first and i was like yea ok im feelin this

this morning i saw the donut wagon do a u-turn. i was not satisfied.

Jim, that's heart-rending.

this is a wonderful threadstart from aimless thanking u bro

This is my cue to awkwardky entwine my legs at the ankle, lower my gaze to my shoes and blushingly murmur, "Aw, shucks."

Je refuse. The last time I did this I fell down. Luckily for me I fell flat on my face, so the damage was limited.

That's what you say! We had to re-grade that entire section of the driveway.

Which was, of course, the problem, if you hadn't been so relentlessly insistent on paving the driveway with snuff in the first case then the whole thing would have blown over with minimum embarassment.