What is the greatest song with a comma in it's title?

or: comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon, you come and go, you come and go-oh-oh-oh.....ha!

none of that numan punXtuation is in ANY way preposterous

Comma, comma, down, doobey-doo, down, down.

Commas are Fux0rs. It's all about the semi-colons.

(although the latter were put to grievous misuse in theaudiences' "If You Can't Do It When You're Young; When Can You Do It?"

The only song I can find with semi-colons is Helen Love's "Love; Kiss; Run; Sing; Shout; Jump!", but it does at least have five of them.

Okay, it's a Sunday, no football on, so here's a shortlist for a commapilation (sounds like a Homer Simpsonism)...

Bobby Bare's "Drop Kick Me, Jesus" and "Up Against the Wall, Redneck". The Beach Boys - "Fun, Fun, Fun". Jesse Belvin - "Goodnight My Love, Pleasant Dreams". Big Black - "Pete, King of All Detectives" (as well as "Jordan, Minnesota"). Bobby Bland - "Cry, Cry, Cry". DJ Bleed - "Deaf, Dumb and Blind". "Ahh...The Name Is Bootsy, Baby". Bow Wow Wow - C.30, C.60, C.90 Go. James Brown - "Get Up, Get Into It, Get Involved" or "Please, Please, Please". Solomon Burke - "Sidewalks, Fences And Walls". Butthole Surfers - "No, I'm An Iron Man". "Cold, Cold Heart" (Hank and lots of great covers). Otis Clay or O.V. Wright or Isaac Hayes - "Precious, Precious". Jimmy Cliff - "Wonderful World, Beautiful People". Cockney Rebel - "Red is a Mean, Mean Colour". Coldcut - "Sorry, But This Just Isn't Music". Elvis Costello - "What's So Funny About Peace, Love and Understanding?". Don Covay - "Mercy, Mercy". Daft Punk - "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger". Jimmy Delphs - "Don't Sign the Paper, Baby, I Want You Back". Destiny's Child - "Jumpin, Jumpin". Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy - "Television, The Drug of the Nation". Dolly Mixture - "How Come You're Such A Hit With The Boys, Jane?". Dyke & the Blazers - "Let A Woman Be A Woman, Let A Man Be A Man". Dylan - I have 15 by him with commas! Alec Empire - "Don't Lie, White Girl!". Faces - "You Can Make Me Dance, Sing Or Anything". Fatboy Slim - "Right Here, Right Now". Four Tops - "Baby, I Need Your Loving" and "Reach Out, I'll Be There" (I think this is winning, so far). Aretha Franklin - "Do Right Woman, Do Right Man". Marvin Gaye - "Abraham, Martin and John". Vern Gosdin - "Dim Lights, Thick Smoke And Loud, Loud Music" (great title!). John Lee Hooker (and others) - "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer". DJ Hype - "Peace, Love And Unity". I-Roy - "Forward A Man, Back A Yard". George Jackson - "Aretha, Sing One For Me". Jimmy James & the Vagabonds - "Ain't Love Good, Ain't Love Proud". DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - "He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper". Blind Willie Johnson - "Dark Was the Night, Cold Was the Ground". Killdozer "I Am, I Said". Kingsmen - "That's Cool, That's Trash". KLF - "Elvis on the Radio, Steel Guitar in My Soul" or "Six Hours to Louisiana, Black Coffee Going Cold". Lolita Storm - "Hot Lips, Wet Pants". Darlene Love - "Run, Run, Run, Runaway". Vandellas - "Third Finger, Left Hand". Curtis Mayfield - "This Year, This Year". Percy Milem - "Crying Baby, Baby, Baby". Only Ones - "Another Girl, Another Planet" (ooh, a real rival for the Four Tops). Roy Orbison - "Oh, Pretty Woman". Outkast - "So Fresh, So Clean". Paris - "Lights, Camera, Revolution". Graham Parker & the Rumour - "Hey Lord, Don't Ask Me Questions". Ann Peebles - "Heartaches, Heartaches". Pet Shop Boys - "Yesterday, When I Was Mad". Gene Pitney - "Half Heaven, Half Heartache". Louis Prima - "5 Months, 2 Weeks, 2 Days" or "Baby, Won't You Please Come Home" or "Chinatown, My Chinatown" or "Hey Boy, Hey Girl" or "Jump, Jive An' Wail" or "Oh, Marie" or "Sing, Sing, Sing". Primal Scream - "If They Move, Kill 'Em". Ramones - "Today Your Love, Tomorrow the World". Paul Revere & the Raiders - "Him Or Me, What's It Gonna Be?". Rolling Stones - "Have You Seen You Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?". Ronettes - "Baby, I Love You". Sam & Dave - "Hold On, I'm Comin'". Anne Sexton - "I'm His Wife, You're Just A Friend". Nina Simone - "Ain't Got No, I Got Life". Sly & the Family Stone - "Don't Call Me Nigger, Whitey". Tams - "Be Young, Be Foolish, Be Happy". Temptations - "Runaway Child, Running Wild". Joe Tex - "Woman Like That, Yeah". Big Joe Turner - "Shake, Rattle And Roll". Ike & Tina Turner - "Cussin', Cryin' And Carryin' On" or "River Deep, Mountain High". Wailers - "Get Up, Stand Up" or "No Woman, No Cry". Barry White - "You're The First, The Last, My Everything" or "I Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe". Who - "Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere". Brian Wilson - "Caroline, No". Reverend Billy C. Wirtz - "Big And Scary, Interplanetary". Wreckless Eric - "Crying, Waiting, Hoping". O.V. Wright - "I'd Rather Be Blind, Crippled And Crazy". Neil Young - "Hey, Hey, My, My (Into The Black)".

So, Smiths pun done, Culture Club pun done.... err... "Comma Eileen"?

Ah, sod it. "Television, Drug of the Nation", quite obviously. That songs like being shouted at by a tramp, only, you know, good.

Tramps are more interesting than Hiphoprisy.

i got another one: nirvana: 'commas you are'.....(sorry) but 'hands off, she's mine' by the beat is pretty damn good

shit band, but the hives' track 3 side one is called 'die, alright'

I agree with Chris 'The Rain,the Park & Other Things' by the wonderful Cowsills

Vote for my songs 'Murderers, The Hope of Women'! Or 'Trust Me, I'm A Doctor'!