Prince Philip's racist quotes compiled in a book

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The silly sod can't even iron his ties properly.

― JTS (JTS), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Like he's ever wielded an iron!

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

remind me again why the British royal family have not all been taken out and shot?

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Too much upheaval for phlegmatic Britain.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, there's always someone else down the pecking order from the last one you shoot, so it could take a while to eradicate the whole lot of them.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

you could always make a game out of it. y'know, like fox hunting. ("Look lively, chaps! I believe I spy a Windsor buttering crumpets in the hedgerow!")

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 1 June 2006 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

remind me again why the British royal family have not all been taken out and shot?

Because we can't work out whether to shoot, gas or hang them.

― Treblekicker (treblekicker), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I've read about the 'pot belly' comment before but I think it was then refering to Ethopians rather than Hungarians. Not sure where they got Hungarians from.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Plus they have nice big houses, and might give me one if I chop their heads off.

Yes, the Tower of London's quite big, I hear.

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

GF, WHEN DID YOU SWOP TO HOTT BOSS?

about a year after that picture was taken. however, "hott" boss (cozen's words, i should add, not mine) is no longer my boss. o well.

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 1 June 2006 21:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Dawn did a really good close-up photo of Prince Philip, recently.

Want a see?

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oooh yes. Please.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:20 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/phil.jpg

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:24 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm afraid I've just done a whoopsie in your beret."

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 2 June 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, there's always someone else down the pecking order from the last one you shoot, so it could take a while to eradicate the whole lot of them.

and we'd end up with Dan from Roseanne.

http://www.famouslocations.com/images/movies/kingralph_.jpg

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 2 June 2006 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Grimly, I am weeping real tears of laughter at that captioned photo.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 2 June 2006 09:10 (seventeen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

Prince Philip should really not be driving at his age/health.

― Your dad's Carlos Boozer and you keep him alive (fionnland), Thursday, 17 January 2019 18:22 (five years ago) link

he should be driving faster and more recklessly at every opportunity imo

― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 January 2019 18:35 (five years ago) link

Preferably a coach with his entire family on board.

― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 18:41 (five years ago) link

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