There's a guy in my office wearing a Jean-Luc Picard Tie. What action should I take?

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xpost: Isn't it kinda "nooWEE na-na-na-na-nah DUH nooWEE na-na-na-na-nah"?

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

It has a big picture of the esteemed Enterprise captain high up near the knot. This guy has man breasts too btw. I know, you guessed already.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

who the fick knows the ENTERPRISE theme?!?!?!

I know people who do, and I pity them.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:11 (nineteen years ago) link

This guy has man breasts too btw. I know, you guessed already

Then, the answer to your question is simple. You sit on his desk, . at him on the man-breasts, and plan a big, sloppy kiss on his forehead. If you can chant while you do this, so much the better.

Actually, I'm surprised you even needed to ask what to do.. surely everyone knows this already??

― hobart paving (hobart paving), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

My buddies used to do a really shitty but hilarious epic-metal version of that theme.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Good lord. Did they even sing the lyrics?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img31.exs.cx/img31/700/worfdance.gif

― ())(())()()()(()(LASER)()()()LA(Z)E(R)()()()((L)()()(A)(S(E)R()()()) (ex machina, Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet Christ that's excellent.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

It looks like he's doing the Beavis & Butthead dance.

― eat fudge banana swirl (Nick A.), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

RENDEZ VOUS AT RAJILICUS 8

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

"Yooooou used to be my Romulan."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

jon, now post the other one..

― Lt. Kingfish Del Pickles (Kingfish), Wednesday, 18 August 2004 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link

He's wearing a Harry Potter tie today.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmmm. He's not as cool as he used to be.

― Bumfluff, Thursday, 26 August 2004 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Ask to see his wand. If he pulls one out, snap it in half and start cackling that you've robbed him of his powers.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 26 August 2004 11:07 (nineteen years ago) link

He says he has 'others' at home. That's an overheard conversation, obv. I don't talk to him.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Ties or bodies?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Does he run one of those "Countdown to Hermoine's 18" websites?

― Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Ties are totally useless unless people entertain you with them. You should thank him for being your office circus. Of course I would never wear one, because I refuse to entertain.

― dleone (dleone), Thursday, 26 August 2004 12:58 (nineteen years ago) link

If you've ever see Colin the Office Cock from the Fast Show, you'll understand what this guy is like.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Thursday, 26 August 2004 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Ask to see his wand.

Top tip. Do NOT ask to see his wand. This might be the opening he's looking for.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Remember, I said to snap it in half if he brought one out.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Is his Riker tie pre or post beard?

― 24 Unagi Plaza, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link

How can you tell the difference? </annoying>

― StanM, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 14:15 (fifteen years ago) link

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