the landfill that time forgot: crap uk bands of 00s/10s

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^ regret not being able to bung these guys a few votes

thinking that unpleasantness of borrell may lift razorlight to top 3 finish

Nah, Borrell's yesterday's twat, he's all but forgotten now surely? Are they still going anyway? Foghorn + the Machine are fuggin' dire. Keane are probably the best on that list!

the irony is, there's a picture of said twat immediately above your post!

Best on the list?

Biffy Clyro seem underrated to me, but then I've not bought any of their stuff.

I would happily play the first Kasabian album anytime, but all the subsequent ones I don't care for.

Umm, um um.. The Wombats have a bunch of good songs on their album...

um, nope. Can't choose a best, cause that would mean they are more than 50% alright.

I thought the Coureteeners were OK, until I played their album, and got to suffering after about 4 tracks..

In a recent interview with Teletext, Borrell announced that the band was working with Steve Lillywhite and Dave McCracken on a new record and that they were eager to get the new songs out "soon"

shitty indie shd be due a chart revival in about 6 years so maybe he'll hang on

http://limewire.am/covers/11/11811/alb_38992_big.jpg

"It'll never happen!"

I really dislike the song "You've Got the Love"

The old skool mix with the breakbeats and the strings and piano breakdown is glorious. Florence's version is clearly and vastly inferior.

i just hate the song. i really really loved "Your Love" and the Candi Statton version has always felt plodding and dirgey and dull dull fucking dull to me

just checked a lil bit of florence

shit but not really for this poll

least worst is...florence or keane?

ugh, british people british music this fucking country

There are two mixes of Candi Stanton version, the less widely-played one is far better/more dynamic IMO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1wvtGOBV-g

Hmm, best on the list? Probably Keane, might have been Athlete if their other albums were as good as Beyond The Neighbourhood, might have been The Futureheads if they'd stopped after the first album.

Think it's Magic Numbers for me - wouldn't listen to them on purpose, but their songs are pleasant and they're refreshingly non-posey.

hang on, are we voting for best or worst here?

Razorlight are saved from being the worst because although Johnny Borrell is a cock, everyone in Razorlight who is not Johnny Borrell thinks that Johnny Borrell is a cock.

Yeah, but would you have a look at that D'Artagnan guy in the photo above

Johhny Borrell was the year below me at sixth form, didn't really know him but everyone thought he was a cock. And his older brother stole my mate's girlfriend.

Razorlight are saved from being the worst because although Johnny Borrell is a cock, everyone in Razorlight who is not Johnny Borrell thinks that Johnny Borrell is a cock.

AKA the Libyan diplomat defence.

lol

Yeah, but would you have a look at that D'Artagnan guy in the photo above

http://guitarius.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Ritchie-Blackmore-and-Candice-Night.jpg

Ritchie: "Bands these days, no class"

Witchfinder General might be the best band ever

http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/5600/Razorlight2011_1296033858_crop_480x591.jpg
Guy on left: 'FFS guys, what is this? I'm the only one who's dressed halfway near normally. You, guy on my left, this isn't a metal band. Johnny... ugh never mind. Whatever you wear you'll always look like a cock. Is that supposed to be a coat or a potato sack? And you on the far right? You want to dress like that, go join Kasabian.'

It's no fun being an illegal alien

borrell's mouth-breathing BUH?stare there is just...so him

that fucking hat.

xp Maybe its some kind of deliberate strategy? Look as thick as shit, then when he says something it'll sound intelligent by comparison... oh wait...

ok voted razorlight. think the classic-rock-star drama posturing annoys me more than gulpy kooks wetness, pigeon detective gravy rock, sfg wanking from the shadows & even fratelli mongery.

also I cannot believe Kirsten Dunst let borrell…

she was my last great pathetic stoner crush.

xp to Razorlight pic, again:

I can't see another chance that I'll get to recount this anecdote on ILM, so here you go:

My dad was part of the last year of National service in the UK (1960 I think), and was based in South Wales. From the way he tells it he split the time 50/50 with raining artillery shells on hillsides and getting pissed. On one occasion he went to a favourite local pub with his pal "Scouse" Robinson, who was wearing a new alpen style hat with a feather in it. On entering the packed bar, the landlady spotted them and bellowed across the room:

"Christ almighty, Robinson, give me that fucking hat; I want to see if I look as much of a cunt in it as you do"

:D

razorlight dude looks like former nfl quarterbeck 'http://c0848462.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/3d93bd2c4f3f1b33c02182fd0f20476f.png'

fairly sure u will find a pic of at least one landfill 'star' wearing a tyrolean hat, probably in the ommwave sector

nfl quarterbeck matt hasselback

There's a pic of Noel Edmonds and Tony Blackburn presenting TOTP while both wearing Tyrolean hats, so I guess that the answer to the landlady's question is "yes".

also that time the dude from larrikin love and josef fritzl guest presented popworld during its ill fated final run

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGCklaJSF0

should get a 100+ votes this thread. Will probably be the 1st worst ever ILM poll that toploader & stereophonics wont win too.

btw all these bands are so unmemorable they dont even get in NME's Greatest Frontmen Ever (2011 edition) you would think some new bands frontmen would make the NME list to keep their readers interested. The best they can do is Matt Bellamy!

sfg to win by 50 votes then? Mumford 2nd?

Thread needs more hats

hope yr dressed appropriately&are printing out a copy of this to quickly jog over to palais de preston

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/30468295/Razorlight+02.jpg

^ this fucking guy

hope yr dressed appropriately&are printing out a copy of this to quickly jog over to palais de preston

Half-pissed, stark-bollock naked and eating a cup-a-soup, bring it on you fuckers

Can you *eat* a cup-a-soup btw>?

just wish I cld be there to see the presentation unfold

Pretty sure that Worthing's finest are safe in this one, does anyone even remember one of their songs anyway?

http://i.imgur.com/UTHjc.jpg

Jools Timms (22) is the frontman for Bicester based ska-folk revivalists The Lorimers, named after former Leeds great Peter Lorimer. Says Jools of his trademark tyrolean hat, "it's part of who I am, it's about saying I'm street but I know my roots". Tours with The Cornhuskers and an upcoming support slot with Mumford & Sons bode well for 2011, and a debut album is in the works. "Bicester is a weird place, it's urban but it's rural, it's about taking the spirits from the trees and the rhythms from the human world around us." Citing influences as diverse as The Police, The Incredible String Band, Enter Shikari and Catcher in the Rye, there's no doubt he's done his reading, and it will take a brave soul to doubt these fearless troubadours in the year ahead.

Where is ilxors predictions?

I predict

scouting for girls 20
mumford and sons 11
toploader 9
the futureheads 7
biffy clyro 7
razorlight 6
florence and the machine 5
the stereophonics 5
snow patrol 4
the fratellis 4
kasabian 4
kaiser chiefs 4
the kooks 3
joe lean and the jing jang jong 3
hard-fi 3
babyshambles 3
the zutons 2
the twang 2
hundred reasons 2
keane 2
the courteeners 2
starsailor 2
the cribs 1
noah and the whale 1
the ordinary boys 1
the hoosiers 1

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.