Right if you favorite someone and then select 'no' w/r/t notifying them, you still get a head-up when they're online. Ignore whether or not they can receive IMs, nobody likes getting those off the bat anyway, just take the opportunity to quickly shoot them a message.
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Huh thats a pretty neat trick.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:40 (thirteen years ago) link
#protips
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I thank you, Smoov-san.
― Trayce, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:59 (thirteen years ago) link
to put more simply the best way is to stalk them.
― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 09:34 (thirteen years ago) link
do many ppl use this in london? thinking of signing up
― i got a thing for swag cru and i can't let go (tpp), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
why don't we cut out the middleman and you just lend me £2m
― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha lol
― ENBB, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
so you can now pay to browse anonymously while still being able to see your visitors
this is total bad faith imo
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:14 (thirteen years ago) link
had an attraction w/ a girl who was clearly lol-speak flirting w/ me, lots of "lets get married" 's and incessant !!!!!!!!'s abound. so i then fill out that survey, just to see how much we really do match up - and we do, everything *except* the "do you want kids?" question. ffs i'm not even done schooling yet, so i answer no. she honestly never speaks to me again.
― mamma mia pizzeroni (kelpolaris), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:19 (thirteen years ago) link
My bet-hedging answer to that one is "Yes. Later. Maybe."
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link
"OMG BABIES LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"
― Jlloyd, I'm ready to be heartbroken (ken c), Friday, 25 February 2011 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link
you are so weird on this thread
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 25 February 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
this is a weird thread
― conrad, Friday, 25 February 2011 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah right after i posted that i remembered that i am apparently the really weird guy on this thread and should prob shut up
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 February 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
OKCupid now administers Voight-Kampff tests to you:
"While passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. Which of the following is closest to your response?
* 1 Lecture the person.* 2 Inform the authorities.* 3 Kick the person - hard.* 4 Ignore it."
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link
is this really a thing they're doing for new members or
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm mackin on four fly girlies atm
mixtapes have been submitted
― zing when yr bi-winning (Pillbox), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link
^^ big up this guy ^^
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link
awesome blog post on gay sex vs straight sex
― gr8080, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link
my game is over
feh
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link
just found out a girl i'm talkin to on here has the same name as my ex of doom
lmao
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link
should i let a pantyhose fetishist take me shopping?
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link
I wish someone would mack on me with mix tapes :(
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link
homoII: For pantyhose? No way. Find someone who fetishizes something more expensive...and more useful.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I think Laurel is suggesting you get yourself an air conditioning fetishist, but those are harder to find than you would imagine.
― DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i only fetishise things that are free, sadly
― some velveeta morning (electricsound), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
do you want some pantyhose?
― blud money (sic), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Air conditioning fetishist = Anyone you date in August who owns an AC unit.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Thursday, 3 March 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno, i kind of like pantyhose. this may be a match made in heaven.
― homosexual II, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
wolfords are pretty expensive, too!
― homosexual II, Friday, 4 March 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah Wolfords were the exception I was thinking of, and I guess would be awesome luxe to have at your disposal, wardrobe-wise, but do they really come in handy that often? Up to you! Hardly a bad thing, tho, I admit.
― go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link
first bit of attention i've gotten in weeks is a chat msg...from a straight guy? o_O
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Saturday, 5 March 2011 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lol elaborate
― Congratulations, you've just won a Nintendo iPod. (kelpolaris), Saturday, 5 March 2011 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"straight"
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
(11:05:51 pm)him:hey :)
(11:06:11 pm)me:hi
(11:06:20 pm)him:what's up?
(11:06:33 pm)me:not much
(11:06:46 pm)me:you?
(11:08:33 pm)him:hanging out with my best friend and his girlfriend while they drump hump each other
(11:08:47 pm)me:drump hump?
(11:09:16 pm)him:uuuuhhuuum
(11:09:31 pm)me:sounds messy
(11:09:40 pm)him:I know! ugh!
(11:11:32 pm)me:so if i may ask, why are you msging gay dudes on okc while your best friend is over?
(11:11:44 pm)him:ummm
(11:11:46 pm)him:he is not over
(11:11:50 pm)him:I am over at his house
(11:11:53 pm)him:he doesnt like the girl
(11:12:03 pm)him:so he wanted me to company them so they dont end up having sex
(11:12:15 pm)me:i see
(11:14:35 pm)me:can't be working all that well if they're still humping each other tho?
end
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Saturday, 5 March 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
drump hump?
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm guessing he meant dry hump and didnt even realise.
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link
hahah no i'm just quoting
"..............drump hump?"
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link
oh lol
― gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i mostly just loved how he totally skirted my qn by being all "um, my friend isn't here, i'm at his place, DUHHH"
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah that was class
― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 6 March 2011 09:19 (thirteen years ago) link
disabled okcupid account again.ppl are pretty gross!
― not everything is a campfire (ian), Saturday, 12 March 2011 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link
In my email yesterday:
Happy Birthday, memorygongs!Still single? Come check out your matches and find the men who want to meet you for your birthday!
THANKS, OKC. Really needed that :\
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link
AND it sent a pic of a butt-ugly pink and white frosted cake :/
― le grenouille mange le pomplamoose (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 08:56 (thirteen years ago) link
hah, i got that on my birthday too. like, way to rub it in, jerks
― brigitte beardo (donna rouge), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i just got the most weird, back-handed compliment from a guy on OKC:
i couldn't help asking; the web site dished you up on my list of matches; i checked out the photos and thought 'wow this young guy is living way out there on the EDGE! and he's a little like the psych patients i see as a therapist; but one of the photos with the mirror was interesting and then i noticed your education. . .original ivy league. good web page. ur cute, too but your natural hair color becomes you. mark
so he's like, "okay, this young kid's crazy, but wow, he's well-educated!" what the fuck is wrong with people.
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
oberlin isn't ivy league -- this guy's an idiot.
― sarahel, Thursday, 17 March 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i mean, clearly he's an idiot. i think what he might have meant was, "Oberlin is like an Ivy League school" or something, which is really isn't. but anyway.
― scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Thursday, 17 March 2011 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link