Fucking @ The Movies - C/D?

keep those thumbs away from me

they look so young

I knew this was a San Te thread :)

I dated an exhibitionist who always wanted to, uh, go down on me in a theater but I was never down for it. I think my fear of getting arrested would more than overwhelm whatever thrill I might get from the naughty aspect.

um

so you're not seeing her anymore?

smoking weed in a movie theater classic or dud

I think the only slash fiction I've ever enjoyed has been a David & Margaret one.

One of my aspirations is to do it in a "dangerous" area at least once. Doing it in a theater would be absolutely sleazy but I have a temptation to do it in some bigwig's office.

If this were in TMI, the ball would be rolling.

hmm yea can a mod move this there?

Has anyone here ever noticed anyone else doing it? I've never done it in part because I always assumed it would be obvious

no but we did catch a girl handjobbing her b/f in my mexican restaurant once

Anyway, there are ways to do this in a movie theater that don't involve the removal of any clothing and, at least in a standard contemporary multiplex, unless you're attending a screening during the 11th week of Waiting for "Superman", this seems to be the way to go.

moved to iltmi. go forth and make terrible decisions.

It's the infra-red 'surveillance' for cameras that prevents this.

lol jjusten

http://img.youtube.com/vi/ARvdUBkNoDU/0.jpg

no but we did catch a girl handjobbing her b/f in my mexican restaurant once

'in my mexican restaurant' sounds like a euphemism

cuz nothing says horny like mexican restaurant.

hey baby why dont you jerk me off in friendlys.

now that we're on TMI - with the above girl, I did manually stimulate her during a showing of Adventureland. The same showing where she walked out of the theater without her purse and by the time we ran back in (5 minutes later) one of the cleaning crew kids had jacked it. She proceeded to raise hell with the theater's off-duty cop/manager/etc., all the while I'm thinking inside "please don't let them go over all the surveillance footage, please god."

one of the cleaning crew kids had jacked it.

oh you're talking about a purse

got busy in the back row during the previews (!!) before a showing of xmen2.

we left twenty minutes into the movie.

...damn

it was like noon on a tuesday, we cut class to 'go to the movies' lol

yeah that's not a bad movie you missed there

lol 'it was like noon on a tuesday'

Just read that as some euphemistic term of approval for awesome sex

i've always wondered xp

yea X2 is fuckin awesome

but i suppose classical conditioning would give you a boner whenever the credits flashed so....

pavlov's dog's bone

closest i've come was inappropriate fondling as michael tilson thomas conducted the san francisco symphony in mahler's sixth

mahler does go on, tho

Have you guys never been to a drive-in movie?

my parents took me and my brother to Beverly Hills Cop when I was 4, other than that, no

never been to a drive in, but we used to have to hire a bus to take us the 90 mins to the nearest cinema- served the same purpose, really

you drove the bus inside the theatre?

AWESOME

nah, but if you can't get lucky as one of a busload of teenagers on a 90 min unsupervised bus journey home on a friday night after the movies...

haha yeah some things went down on one of them one time

old hs gf told me once that the kids in marching band would set up human barricades so supervisors couldn't see the designees gettin busy

unsupervised, and about the only chance we'd get to get off the island w/out adults.

You best believe there were were things goin down

there's a reason to bring wet wipes to a theatre, just sayin'...there are some sketchy theaters here wehre worse happens

Stadium seating makes this more challenging compared to being a teenager in a flat arthouse theater seeing The Decline of the American Empire.