Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

or 100% the product of lack of certain medications.

ANYWAY. I have been sending ppl messages and STILL NO REPLIES. Am I doin' it rong?

morelike "o_0 steel" amirite?

I posted here cos I met my ex on OKC altho we had met in rl before that and just re-connected online.

was chatting with a girl on okc briefly last week but haven't heard from her since so shrug.

Yay a guy replied to my message and is cuet! Thank you Swervedriver gig for being an excellent icebreaker. This could be interesting.

don't lend him any money, is my advice

lol

http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Hz34O.jpg

old news, man

still relevant to this stupid site

No, I mean someone posted it upthread.

still lol tho

"hey guess which one of these 10 girls picked you on quickmatch"

hmm i wonder if it is the one i find totally repellent

OK so this other guy's also messaged me who is pretty good looking but his grammar is atrocious. Am I being a snob to be put off by that?

I mean, it is making him seem kind of dim, tbh.

trust your instincts, padawan

HI&QI

yeah i mean people who say "message me if you know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'" are total flaccid city but that doesn't mean you can't have standards for intelligence

okc protip: don't message off the bat. favorite, without notifying. then, when they're on, send the message. when they're on they're more likely to respond by default AND the 'oh man they could sign off any second' factor keeps you from overthinking the message

Hm. Wait, so youre saying if you fav someone then it pings you if they go online? I did not kno that.

Right if you favorite someone and then select 'no' w/r/t notifying them, you still get a head-up when they're online. Ignore whether or not they can receive IMs, nobody likes getting those off the bat anyway, just take the opportunity to quickly shoot them a message.

Huh thats a pretty neat trick.

#protips

I thank you, Smoov-san.

to put more simply the best way is to stalk them.

do many ppl use this in london? thinking of signing up

why don't we cut out the middleman and you just lend me £2m

hahaha lol

so you can now pay to browse anonymously while still being able to see your visitors

this is total bad faith imo

had an attraction w/ a girl who was clearly lol-speak flirting w/ me, lots of "lets get married" 's and incessant !!!!!!!!'s abound. so i then fill out that survey, just to see how much we really do match up - and we do, everything *except* the "do you want kids?" question. ffs i'm not even done schooling yet, so i answer no. she honestly never speaks to me again.

My bet-hedging answer to that one is "Yes. Later. Maybe."

"OMG BABIES LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111"

you are so weird on this thread

this is a weird thread

yeah right after i posted that i remembered that i am apparently the really weird guy on this thread and should prob shut up

OKCupid now administers Voight-Kampff tests to you:

"While passing by on a walk, you see another adult kick their dog - hard. Which of the following is closest to your response?

* 1 Lecture the person.
* 2 Inform the authorities.
* 3 Kick the person - hard.
* 4 Ignore it.
"

is this really a thing they're doing for new members or

I'm mackin on four fly girlies atm

mixtapes have been submitted

^^ big up this guy ^^

awesome blog post on gay sex vs straight sex

my game is over

feh

just found out a girl i'm talkin to on here has the same name as my ex of doom

lmao

should i let a pantyhose fetishist take me shopping?

I wish someone would mack on me with mix tapes :(

homoII: For pantyhose? No way. Find someone who fetishizes something more expensive...and more useful.

I think Laurel is suggesting you get yourself an air conditioning fetishist, but those are harder to find than you would imagine.

i only fetishise things that are free, sadly

do you want some pantyhose?

Air conditioning fetishist = Anyone you date in August who owns an AC unit.

i dunno, i kind of like pantyhose. this may be a match made in heaven.