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Why do you have a roulette wheel in your anus?

John Justen waitin to get his W2s back so he can file his tax and ball out (john, Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Always bet on brown.

onimo (onimo), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://media.npr.org/news/images/2006/nov/14/zune_200.jpg

UH

UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

I have adjusted the new Ignore feature (which Frank Burns has spent the last year trying to perfect) not by age, but by insane cuntiness.

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:07 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

dude you haven't even figured out your answering machine yet

-- the kwisatz bacharach (mikeoptin...) (webmail), February 9th, 2007 6:09 PM. (sanskrit) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Morbius, it strikes me that the people on threads about people/subjects they dislike just to be dicks are the people that need lives. It's not ILX's fault you can't get laid and need to spend your time harassing people half your age. ;_;

-- Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyza...)

and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

(I liked Gear's "who is/was this Frank Burns" z1nger, too.)

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I love to eat BOXCARS

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

wtf is morbius even talking about now?

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

BOXCAR

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

he's talking about BOXCARS

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link

omg what have I done

Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/17/A70-8651

roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link

http://elvispelvis.com/boxcarwillie.jpg

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.gayontherange.com/a-z/xqueensfury.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/384862243_baccc3dd85.jpg

N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

i need some snopes on this i think haha

geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I always expect some chick to barf up cheese fries on Earl, so I can see the appeal.

Nicole on Friday, February 23, 2007 2:15 PM (2 hours ago)

nickalicious, Friday, 23 February 2007 22:16 (fourteen years ago) link

we need the big line back.

s1ocki, Friday, 23 February 2007 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link

What it is about BEING SINGLE and/or LIVING ALONE that is so ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

1) Can watch whatever you like on the telly without someone else mucking about with the remote/speaking through the good bits/changing channel

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

2) You wash dishes and they STAY WASHED until you use them without anyone moving them about the house and hiding them

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:54 (1 hour ago)

3) No one else going in your bathroom and leaving the toilet seat up or the shower in the on position so that you get a face full of water when you try to use it

Masonic Boom on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

You can talk to yourself without being interrupted.

nathalie on Wednesday, 28 February 2007 12:55 (1 hour ago)

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

just came here to post that

and what, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link

:D

s1ocki, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link


SPACE LOTHARIO

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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BEN AFLAC

David R. on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:45 AM (9 minutes ago)
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OH FUCK YES THE KILLFILE WORKS

TOMBOT on Wednesday, February 28, 2007 11:46 AM (8 minutes ago)

David R., Wednesday, 28 February 2007 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link

who are you and why don't you die?

kenan on Thursday, 1 March 2007 07:33 (1 hour ago)

guess what kenan, 'man in the mirror' was also from 1988!

estela on Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:34 (9 minutes ago)

strgn, Thursday, 1 March 2007 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link

louis maybe you should read ilm for another few years before posting again

and what on Monday, 5 March 2007 16:26 (38 seconds ago)

Dom Passantino, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

haha, ethan scores another brilliant goal from six inches out, well done indeed

unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

that nathalie one is one of the GZOAT

^@^, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

sometimes kate makes it too easy

sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:51 (fourteen years ago) link

at least one of us is scoring

and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm a goalkeeper, scoring ain't my prerogative

unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

so i've heard

and what, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

that makes me the medusa, huh

unfished business, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

no i think what he's saying is that he wants someone to feed you to a goddamned cracken already.

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

this is like shieldhead vs brontoscorpio redux

ghost rider, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

man are you talking about shieldhead? i love shieldhead

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 5 March 2007 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

8080++

TOMBOT, Monday, 5 March 2007 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link

what thread is the kenan/estela zing from?

jaymc, Monday, 5 March 2007 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

ZING FEVER:

For those of you keeping track, here are some people the Lex admires, is amused by, and defends:

1. Paris Hilton
2. Ann Coulter

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:00 PM (15 minutes ago)
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Whereas here are some people the Lex finds to be repulsive racist homophobes:

1. Guitar players

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:02 PM (14 minutes ago)
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[...]

If only Hitler had a vagina, then he'd be off moderating a neo-Nazi website somewhere instead of gradually turning into the amoral know-nothing version of Geir Hongro.

nabisco on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:12 PM (3 minutes ago)
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[..]

people who still pay attention to the lex

1. nabisco

TOMBOT on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:13 PM (2 minutes ago)

HI DERE, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

chaki, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/runmdc/ilovethearcticmonkeys.jpg

chaki, Monday, 5 March 2007 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

zak mckraken

Frogman Henry, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm running protools 5.0 on OS 9.2, so I assume that's part of the problem.
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 2:59 PM (1 hour ago)

I'M SURE YOUR OS 9 MACHINE IS VERY FAST AT CONVERTING WITH ITS POWERPC PROCESSOR, OLD MAN!
JW on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:23 PM (1 hour ago)

HOLY SHIT HAS MY OS9 MACHINE SLOWED THE FLOW OF MUSIC OUT OF IT? Where's your discog, dog??
sexyDancer on Monday, March 5, 2007 3:30 PM (1 hour ago)

jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Where's your discog, dog??

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/4363/250pxamericanidolcompeteg3.png

sanskrit, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I think that was an xpost to milton

JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

eh maybe -anyway i salute the overall zingin vibe and especially the instant classic Where's your discog, dog??

jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

its like suddenly a total blizzard here - r u seeing this?

jhøshea, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

* Daddy-O (1958)
* John Goldfarb, Please Come Home! (1965)
* Valley of the Dolls (1967) Oscar nomination
* A Guide for the Married Man (1967)
* Fitzwilly (1967)
* The Reivers (1969) Oscar nomination
* Goodbye, Mr. Chips (1969) Oscar nomination
* Storia di una donna (1970) The only Williams' score written for an Italian movie
* Jane Eyre (1970)
* Fiddler on the Roof (1971) Oscar winner
* Images (1972) Oscar nomination
* The Poseidon Adventure (1972) Oscar nomination
* The Cowboys (1972)
* Cinderella Liberty (1973) Oscar nomination
* The Paper Chase (1973)
* Tom Sawyer (1973) Oscar nomination shared with Robert B. Sherman & Richard M. Sherman
* The Towering Inferno (1974) Oscar nomination
* Jaws (1975) Golden Globe, BAFTA & Oscar winner
* Family Plot (1976)
* Midway (1976)
* The Missouri Breaks (1976)
* Black Sunday (1977)
* Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977) Oscar, Golden Globe & BAFTA winner
* Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) Oscar nomination
* The Fury (1978)
* Superman: The Movie (1978) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* 1941(1979)
* Dracula (1979)
* Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980) double Grammy & Oscar nomination, BAFTA winner
* Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* Monsignor (1982)
* Yes, Giorgio (1982) Oscar nomination
* E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) Golden Globe, Oscar & BAFTA winner
* Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983) Oscar nomination
* Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Oscar nomination
* The River (1984) Oscar nomination
* SpaceCamp (1985)
* Empire of the Sun (1987) Oscar nomination, BAFTA winner
* The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Oscar nomination
* The Accidental Tourist (1988) Oscar nomination
* Born on the Fourth of July (1989) Oscar nomination
* Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Oscar nomination
* Stanley & Iris (1990)
* Presumed Innocent (1990)
* Home Alone (1990) double Oscar nominations
* Hook (1991) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* JFK (1991) Oscar nomination
* Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
* Far and Away (1992)
* Jurassic Park (1993)
* Schindler's List (1993) Oscar, Grammy and BAFTA winner
* Nixon (1995) Oscar nomination
* Sabrina (1995) double Oscar nominations
* Sleepers (1996) Oscar nomination
* Seven Years in Tibet (1997)
* Amistad (1997) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
* Stepmom (1998)
* Saving Private Ryan (1998) Golden Globe, Grammy & Oscar nominations
* Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) Grammy nomination
* Angela's Ashes (1999) Grammy & Oscar nomination
* The Patriot (2000) Oscar nomination
* A.I.: Artificial Intelligence (2001) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) double Grammy & Oscar nomination
* Catch Me If You Can (2002) Oscar nomination
* Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
* Minority Report (2002)
* Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Grammy nomination
* Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Grammy & Oscar nominations
* The Terminal (2004)
* Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) double Grammy nominations
* War of the Worlds (2005) Grammy nomination
* Memoirs of a Geisha (2005) Golden Globe, BAFTA and Grammy winner, Oscar nomination
* Munich (2005) Oscar nomination, Grammy for Best Instrumental Composition

[edit] Television themes

* For NBC:
o NBC News - The Mission
+ NBC Nightly News
+ The Today Show
+ Meet The Press
o NBC Sunday Night Football [3]
* Amazing Stories
* Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure (Wicket's theme reprised from Return of the Jedi)
* Land of the Giants
* Lost in Space

[edit] Concertos

* Concerto for Flute and Orchestra (1969), premiered only in 1981 by the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra under Leonard Slatkin.
* Concerto for Violin and Orchestra (1976 rev. 1998), premiered in 1981 by the Saint Louis Symphony Orchestra under Slatkin.
* Concerto for Tuba and Orchestra (1985), premiered by the Boston Pops for their 100th anniversary.
* Concerto for Clarinet and Orchestra (1991).
* Concerto for Bassoon and Orchestra (The Five Sacred Trees) (1993).
* Concerto for Cello and Orchestra (1994).
* Concerto for Trumpet and Orchestra (1996).
* Elegy for Cello and Piano (1997), later arranged for Cello and Orchestra (2002). Based on a theme from Seven Years in Tibet.
* TreeSong, Concerto for Violin and Orchestra (2000).
* Heartwood: Lyric Sketches for Cello and Orchestra (2002).
* Concerto for Horn and Orchestra (2003).

[edit] Celebration pieces and other concert works

* Prelude and Fugue (1965), for orchestra. Available for download in MP3 at the United States Marine Band website.
* Symphony #1 (1966), premiered by Houston Symphony under André Previn in 1968. Williams reworked it in 1988 but the piece was never performed.
* Thomas and the King (musical, 1975), premiered in London. Recorded in 1981 by the Original Cast.
* Jubilee 350 Fanfare (1980), it was premiered by the Boston Pops conducted by Williams. Piece celebrating the 350th anniversary of the City of Boston.
* Liberty Fanfare (1986), premiered on July 4 1986 by the Boston Pops Esplanade Orchestra. Piece composed for the Centennial of the Statue of Liberty.
* A Hymn to New England (1987).
* For New York (Variations on theme by Leonard Bernstein) (1988). Composed for Leonard Bernstein's 70th birthday celebrations.
* Celebrate Discovery (1990), composed for the 500th anniversary celebration of the arrival of Columbus to America.
* Sound the Bells! (1993).
* Song for World Peace (1994).
* Variations on Happy Birthday (1995).
* American Journey (1999). Portions premiered as accompaniment to a film by Steven Spielberg as part of the Millennium Celebration in Washington D.C. December 31, 1999.
* Three Pieces for solo Cello (2001).
* Soundings (2003), composed for the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

JW, Monday, 5 March 2007 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link


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