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"You've got a face like mine. Yer should dress up as ma monkey. I'll get a Barrel organ and yer can dance for me."

I saw The Other Mick buying minuture creme brulees in Iceland. He looked grey and translucent like a ghost and was being followed by a musical dog puppet. He told me that John Hogg had now relegated him to a conference league friend and his new band were called "Buy Me A Drink and I'll Run Up Your Phone Bill".

― Freeman Dyson, Friday, 14 January 2005 10:43 (nineteen years ago) link

The Other Mick? Surely The Other Other Mick.

― Doug and Dinsdale, Friday, 14 January 2005 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Has anyone heard about someone called The Other Turk? He was pointed out to me once by geordie Mick who said: "That's the other Turk."

― Gregory, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Did the other turk look like Justin Toper?

― Bella Donna, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Regges 3, Turks 2. And now the pools forecast...

― Greg I'm Not Weird, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

did one of the guys from prolapse live in norwich in '98?

― jojodanzer, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Remember the other Linda, aka "Bogging version of Linda" who worked at the orange tree. Geordie Mick completely failed to get off with her, inspite of drawing cartoons of cows for her all afternoon while drinking Percy's wallet dry.

― Spiney Norman, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Twice I've seen The Other Pat while watching a film at the Phoenix. "The Third Man" and "Duck Soup". Like Pat he is in black and white.

― I Know Nothing About Robert Smith's Lipstick, Friday, 14 January 2005 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Tum di dum..Even a stopped Kesh does DIY plumbing twice a day.

― I love maths, Friday, 14 January 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Back to the topic.

Fat Men Can't Draw Apples

― Eddie the Spaz, Friday, 14 January 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Lummeee.

Scottish Micks bin eating all the pies a bit since his return ta Norway. he's also bin growing ones of those gringo moustaches.

http://images.thisislondon.co.uk/v2/sport/football2/maradonaR140105_300x450.jpg

― edith peearf, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Isn't the other Turk the singer in Chicory Tip ?

― Lee Begonia, Friday, 14 January 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I think Geordie Mick's new band should be called Nelly Furtado's arse hole.

― Weasels ripped my flesh, Saturday, 15 January 2005 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Back to topic 2:

Even my brilliant protoges know maths is wank.

Vaginal Vagina

Even Kim couldn't look at Mick when he grew his Zapata Moustache.

― Come Back Alan You Fucking Wanker, Saturday, 15 January 2005 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

I met Geordie Mick at Stayfree (a rehearsal/recording complex in Leicester) last night, as his new band were rehearsing. He's not decided on a name yet, but quite likes "Sturgeonwangler" and "Ming mang mong".He said to keep those ideas coming. He let me sit in on the rehearsal for a bit, and I heard a couple of their new songs, the first was called "The Flaming zip" and is a slow, ponderous folk-drone song about a recent true event, when Mick dropped a lit match in his lap and set his trousers on fire. He had singed pubes, but the ladeez will pleased to learn his tackle was unscathed ! The second song they did was more of a rocker, this one was called "Out of my head on whyte cyder and After shave", I reckon this could be a single. It's interesting to hear Mick singing-never heard him before. It's refreshing that he doesn't do what so many other English singers do and sing in an American accent. If anything he has quite a Scottish lilt to his singing voice. The line up is almost complete, they're just looking for a female singer as well. Before I left they were trying out a brand new song Mick had written in the afternoon before the rehearsal, no title yet, lyrics not fully formed, but they were something about all the bands in the 90's being rubbish, with the exception of one band who were cruelly ignored by the record buying public despite several releases on several labels and live appearances on Radio 1. He didn't name the band in the song, so I don't know who they were. Any ideas ?

― Martin Monitor, Sunday, 16 January 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

>>He didn't name the band in the song, so I don't know who they were. Any ideas ?

― Jonathan Zang, Sunday, 16 January 2005 18:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Linoleum? Cha Cha Cohen? Blessed Ethel? Tse Tse Fly?

― one of Scottish Mick's Billion pubes, Monday, 17 January 2005 10:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Lung Leg?

― That Bloke Out of Lung Leg, Monday, 17 January 2005 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Back to things.

Geordie Mick's new band is called "Relapse."

― Mitzi B, Monday, 17 January 2005 10:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Thought you all might like to know what the rhythm guitarist out of Conveyer Belt is up to. Well out of spite I've changed my name to Cumbrian Mick and got a job as a postman. Me and that bloke out of Volcano the Bear sit in the all new Durham Ox all afternoon in our postie uniforms listening to Boring Brian moan about the new working practices. There's been talk of us forming a super group and so far we've wasted an amazing 57 hours 14 minutes of conversation time thinking up the bands name. Latest is "Love Mizpizz F1-11".

― Your auld Segotia, Monday, 17 January 2005 11:14 (nineteen years ago) link

The only 90s band that weren't crap were "Nonsense French".

― Xavier Chirac, Monday, 17 January 2005 11:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Does anyone know what football team I support these days?

― Simon Gallup, Monday, 17 January 2005 11:25 (nineteen years ago) link

James Went's gone, but in the rubble you can see Leicester's crack team of indie archaeologists groping hopelessly for early Cookie Monster set-lists among the equations.

― Bellester Smith, Monday, 17 January 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

The rosehips? The nivens? feral? The ammonites? The wendys? Five Thirty? The Catherine Wheel? Adorable?

― A happy pube, Monday, 17 January 2005 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I support Reading FC, Kesh.

― Simon Gallup, Monday, 17 January 2005 15:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Scottish Mick's new obsession is Hinge and Bracket and he is now taking a break from flogging ceramic monkeys to design a website for the famous duo. he's put a lot of work into it. Here it is:-

http://www.hingeandbracket-official.co.uk/fanspage.htm

― Roger O'Donnell, Monday, 17 January 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Simon, only twats change teams. Didn't you used to be in Fools Dance? How many A levels? You're nearly sacked. You're the new Lol and have been for years. Rangers!

― Robert Smith, Monday, 17 January 2005 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Hang on, you said "Feral"? I thought I was the only one who knew about them?

― Rob M (Rob M), Monday, 17 January 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Phuck Robert Palmer! Phuck Rock and Roll!

― Simon Gallup, Monday, 17 January 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Feral - really boring shoegazing band from Newcastle, if I recall.

― Keshie McKesh, Monday, 17 January 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey Neptune, why the obsession with an embarrasing old teacher who lives on a boat?

― Robert Smith, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.rootsweb.com/~wvkanawh/bios/d/michael.gif

Action Man Hair

― Rex Harrison, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I have it on the very weakest authority that Geordie Mick has given up on the Conveyor Belt tag and the white-cider glockenspiel to concentrate on harmonically tuned piano mood music.

http://www.michaelharrison.com/Images/In_Flight_Cover.jpg

Also gone are the Terry Riley influences and other minimalist nonsense and like some Caulfield sibling he's gone prostituting himself to Hollywood.

― Tim Brook-Tinker, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

If that's too small for yous onanists, here's a picture of his difficult third album.

http://www.michaelharrison.com/Images/Revelation_cover.jpg

― Tim Brook-Tinker, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 11:52 (nineteen years ago) link

God Terry Riley! A rainbow in curved aair and "in C" and that. Is Michael Harrison like him? Had forgotten 2 sides of 25 minutes of clanking each. All in C. Ha ha ha.

David

― David Brubeck, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

The limited edition Haggis Collectors single (A side "Everybody wants to be a haggis" backed with the intstrumental "I dream of haggis"), released on Pickled Egg and sold out in less than 2 months, has been snapped up on ebay for an amazing £33.06!

― Kesh n Carry, Tuesday, 18 January 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I bumped in to Turk last Diwali. He told me in confidence that the Last "Last Ever Tube Bar" was such a roaring success he's decided to open a sister club at Creation or whatever it's called. Play list will mostly be Harry Secomb, so no change there, but it's name might be of interest: "Say No To Humps. Say No To HURMPS!"

― Mitzi B, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 08:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Mitzi would never misplace an apostrophe. I suspect an imposter; it wouldn't be the first time on this board.

― The President of Turkmenistan, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 10:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you having fun with your new laptop then, Kesh?

― Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan, Wednesday, 19 January 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

No, I'm skiving at work. Laptops+Boats = no internet

― Collataly Sisters, Thursday, 20 January 2005 09:47 (nineteen years ago) link

That's ok then. Did you sort that equation out that was bothering you the other day? Simultaneous equations can be little shits at the that time of day, I know. Just remember that X=5 (except on Fridays).

― Colin Poppshed, Thursday, 20 January 2005 10:19 (nineteen years ago) link

That one is a bugger and I've still not worked it out. Mitzi tells me the answer might involve fictional numbers, or something. How's the glorious world of sheds?

― Iggy Pop Barker, Thursday, 20 January 2005 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Geordie Mick is confused.

He has been sent a tortoise in the post by a deranged fan to autograph, with a request to dress it up as a fly and play some 'satanic' bass lines to it, whilst whistling the tune to Kid Creole And The Coconut's top tune ‘Annie I’m Not Your Daddy’. The crazed anonymous poster has then reuquested he post the tortoise on to Bernard Manning.

What can it all mean?

― Suke Matterhorse, Thursday, 20 January 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm denying the name Ming Mang Mong for Geordie Mick's new band 'cos there is already a perfectly acceptable mad band called Mong. If you download their grammatically challenged "Mong want's more!" offering here: http://www.topplers.net/ you will hear that Mick's new venture might suffer in comparison.

― everything, Thursday, 20 January 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Turk's "The Other Tube Bar" night is infact upstairs at Firefly on 29th Jan. Be there kids.

― Kevin Hewick, Friday, 21 January 2005 10:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Enough Morris, Suke. Back to the studio, I mean band.

― Ted Maul, Friday, 21 January 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pat from Prolapse is starring in a Prolpase tribute band which he has formed in Copenhagen using stoats and polecats to make up the rest of the band and they are going to play concerts to homeless people from Greenland.

― Beverly Smax, Monday, 24 January 2005 10:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Its official! Geordie Mick has written a new song to be sung by a sampled old Speak and Spell toy that he last used when he was 11, its kinda in da style of add n to x on mogadons. I have insider details of the song and here are the lyrics!

Measure vs calculation, by Ming Mang Mong (Projected title)

Rationals, irrationals, integers etc., have lots of interesting properties
that
measurements don't.

We can approximate a measurement by a number
from any of these sets, together with a scaling/choice of units, but none of
the
mathematical structure that makes our the number rational
or whatever remains, precisely because all measurements are approximations.

― The Robert Harrison formerly known as Kesh Mongreilf., Monday, 24 January 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it to do with sums?

― The Other Robert Harrison, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 10:47 (nineteen years ago) link

hard sums

― another robert harrison, Tuesday, 25 January 2005 10:53 (nineteen years ago) link

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