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Bah.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"A lot of people really don't understand how easy it is to fuck yourself"

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I [...] crap on myself constantly.

-- Trayce

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

has jesus ever been in fashion in britain?

-- mark s (mar...), October 21st, 2002.

― Huck, Monday, 30 August 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

That sounds awful, Luna.
Next time you should bring someone else in the bathroom with you to hold him down.

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), August 31st, 2004.

― Huck, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I have no idea where that KY came from and what I was implying with it. I am getting a wee bit OUT OF CONTROL over here.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), August 31st, 2004 4:25 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha YES

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't get me started on Chris Isaak again.
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

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"boners"?
-- adam. (adamr...), August 31st, 2004.

― Bumfluff, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

To be fair, that green thing is fucking all kinds of shit out of that lemon.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), August 31st, 2004.

― ...., Tuesday, 31 August 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Um yeah and I'm really really really sorry for "PUSSY FLUSH", won't happen again.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), September 1st, 2004.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 01:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Then a footrub, then a bagrub.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), September 1st, 2004 8:49 PM. (later)

― purple patch (electricsound), Thursday, 2 September 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

a stinging blow to the face by an old leather football in addition to having his plums trapped in a chocolate vending machine? a night of disaster for weller, but there are few of us who haven't faced such agonies on london transport after a few beers and a fumble with a rent boy.
-- dave amos

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i can't stop giggling

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 September 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree. If I really didn't like it so much, I probably wouldn't go down there three times a year.

-- Pleasant Plains (acewhiske...), September 10th, 2004

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:30 (nineteen years ago) link

How the hell does stale cum fuck up your bedroom? It's not such a big deal.
-- Eyeball Kicks (eyeball_kick...), September 11th, 2004.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 11 September 2004 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

i want a waterproof punani
-- the surface noise (slight return), September 13th, 2004 1:45 PM. (electricsound)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

But the bitch done me wrong.
-- Kim

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link

[...]And even more importantly, keep coming out on weekends for FAGOT fun! Hell, someone's got to help me give ken c a good thrashing!!

-- Rob Bolton (i_like_my_vesp...), September 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh go on.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

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It's REALLY hard.
-- Sexual Air Supply (ada...), September 14th, 2004 9:50 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Bahahah ;D

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not sure Shakespeare deserved the grand prize, but I sure was happy to see Private Ryan go down.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 14th, 2004 10:45 AM.

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:47 (nineteen years ago) link

damn, na beat me

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Lennon wasn't his usual self, which contributed a lot to the result.
-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), September 14th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I had some last night.
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), September 16th, 2004.

― amateur!!st, Thursday, 16 September 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Hell no, we used horse needles at U of Tennessee (big veterinary school), it gets it deeper into the melon and then you just let it diffuse for a few hours.

-- TOMBOT (sky...), September 14th, 2004 1:14 PM. (link) (admin) (216.15.32.99)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I was having a rubbish day at work earlier and took to pushing hula-hoops into my tuna sandwich to cheer myself up.

-- robster (robste...), September 22nd, 2004 2:45 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I ended up having a brie & cranberry (scraped that out though) baguette, so the hula hoops were eaten at the same time, but not actually inside the sanger!
-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), September 22nd, 2004 2:49 PM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 13:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I could deal with a $20K pain in the ass.

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 23rd, 2004 11:01 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 September 2004 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"/.../ I've got all kinds of strange bruises in odd places. Oh dear!"
-- Danger Whore (masonicboo...), September 27th, 2004.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 27 September 2004 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm doing a trayce with star wars battlefront. i have killed so very many ewoks.

-- Michael Stuchbery (mikeybidnes...), September 28th, 2004 11:04 AM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 00:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Its not as hard as it might sound. I got quite a routine and rhythm going with my machine these days.
-- Trayce (spamspanke...), September 28th, 2004 1:21 PM.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link

you diss it, yet you were playing with it at the time.
-- ken c (pykachu10...), September 28th, 2004 10:38 AM. (later)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 28 September 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

penises cause nothing but trouble!

-- kyle (akmonda...), September 29th, 2004. (akmonday) (later)

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 30 September 2004 04:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha oh my, the mikey one and my one almost sound like a very wrong conversation.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 30 September 2004 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

the roots of pigs arse

-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), October 6th, 2004 2:31 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link

orion0014: i know all about vaginas.
orion0014: i lived with my mom & sister for many years.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 6 October 2004 05:03 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I smell funny now, thanks to my wet pants *feels paranoid*.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 27th, 2004 12:06 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:10 (nineteen years ago) link

haha guess what i have on my clipboard too!

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh dear god *hides*

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 27 October 2004 01:55 (nineteen years ago) link

barium in the rectum
It may not be the sun shining out of your ass, but it is glowing!

-- Michael White (), October 29th, 2004 11:25 AM.

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i'm going to ask her out tonight
-- logged out for my protection (logge...), October 30th, 2004 8:30 AM.

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use your mouth.
-- cºzen (), October 30th, 2004 8:39 AM.

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 31 October 2004 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

It's ok to leave fod in the car. I put a pizza in the trunk once during winter and ate it in the spring. A bit dry and tasted a little like gas, but I'm here to tell you about it.

-- jim wentworth (wenc...) (webmail), October 31st, 2004 12:30 AM. (wench) (later) (link)

― LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Sunday, 31 October 2004 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

when you sub gravy or slaw for a drink do they fill the drink container with it? Sweet dream of dreams.

xpost, YES we have buffet, it is the most genius thing of all time. And you *can* fill your drink container with gravy (I have done it.)

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...) (webmail), October 29th, 2004 9:00 AM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 31 October 2004 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Sure enough, amongst all the feathers, my dad found a naked stick.
-- Krusty (kirstie_comp...), August 26th, 2004.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Over here we saw it all, because we dig fornication.
-- Nick (nickdastoo...), September 14th, 2001.

― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 31 October 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link

i think as usual with these things, finishing him off as soon as poss is the way forward. the good thing about the mission is it gives you a semi even if you fail it, which is handy...

-- CarsmileSteve (carsmilestev...), November 1st, 2004 11:16 AM. (later)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 1 November 2004 11:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking exactly the same thing. I can see it both improving my mood and urging me to action. I would touch the stumps, but I *would not* put my finger anywhere near the mouth.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 2nd, 2004 8:11 AM. (spencermfi)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 22:15 (nineteen years ago) link

haha - dick cheney otm!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 3rd, 2004 7:24 PM. (later)

(from the official election thread)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:27 (nineteen years ago) link

haha i KNEW that would end up here

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Sorry, it had to be done :)

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 00:53 (nineteen years ago) link

you can now get 7/1 on kerry and lengthening.
-- Ed, November 3rd, 2004 3:47 PM.

― Core of Sphagnum (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

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