Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

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Since Bane is in this, it would be awesome if it was based on "Knightfall" and Marion Cotillard played Jean-Paul Valley.

Tuomas, Monday, 14 February 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha ha :)

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Monday, 14 February 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I like how when I open this thread, my browser loads at just the right place where I always get to see Hathaway's decolletage.

Asparagus Peee (Leee), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

JGL = Holiday Killer

Ned Raggett, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't the identity of the Holiday killer the main mystery The Long Halloween? And it the end it was hinted that the killer wasn't actually Falcone, but... Well, I won't spoil it. It's kinda weird that they're gonna use a villain who only appeared in that one story, especially since his identity will be spoiled by articles like the above. Unless Nolan has drastically changed the whole story? (I hope he has, TLH wasn't that good.)

Tuomas, Monday, 21 March 2011 15:41 (thirteen years ago) link

i didn't like the long halloween, one of the reasons being the silly twist ending. (the other main reason being all of the godfather references.) but i suppose the falcone's are a good choice as they are among the most realistic of batvillains.

three megabytes of hot RAM (abanana), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link

falcones

three megabytes of hot RAM (abanana), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i read long halloween when i was 13 and even then i thought it was really hacky and cliched. Commando is the only jeph loeb product i've ever enjoyed

the jgl = falcone thing's already been debunked tho

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

And the new Gotham is...Pittsburgh!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe Tom Hardy will be playing Bane as some deranged guy who just thought he was Mean Joe Greene.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Boo. It was fun to watch them shooting stuff around Chicago last time.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Dark Knight shooting in Pittsburgh, Avengers shooting here in Cleveland . . . it's all Rust Belt up in this here superhero stuff.

Anti-mist K-Lo (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

eat shit, chicago!!!

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Uh, wow. Somedays I'm astonished that you haven't been banned yet, what with your friendly, winning personality and all.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a joke, Jonathan. Can we please leave our personal differences out of this The Dark Knight Rinses thread?

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

tam tam is kind of a bitch

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't sb him all on my own, people

in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

lol HM I see what u did there

ENBB, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay, yes, we've well established that I'm a worse poster than Tam Tam, thanks for reminding me.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Jon, this thread isn't about you. It isn't about Shakey either. It's about Batman.

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

has no one learned the lessons of l0u1s jagg3r

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

the more victimized you act, the more victimized you will be

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

also chicago sucks

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

has no one learned the lessons of l0u1s jagg3r

wish there was like an olde english pamphlet of this, preferably illustrated by John Tenniel

in my world of loose geirs (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qDF883rwO2Y/0.jpg

omar little, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Regardless of what this thread is about, Chicago doesn't suck, fuiud.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't Chicago standing in for Metropolis in the new Superman flick?

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Hadn't heard that.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

p sure my balls are standing in for chicago and no one will be able to tell the difference

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

lol its funny that you guys think i'm all offended about that, i just hate TamTam

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

p sure my balls are standing in for chicago and no one will be able to tell the difference

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 11:55 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they call your dick the 'willis tower'

timbo slice (D-40), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

btw fukk u chicago r00lz!!

timbo slice (D-40), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus i thought nerd threads like this were a refuge

FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Chicago is pretty cool if you need somewhere bigger than Minneapolis that's in the midwest.

sarcasdick (mh), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Some more official hoohah reconfirming earlier stuff:

Warner Bros. Pictures announced today that Oscar® winner Marion Cotillard (“La Vie en Rose”) and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have joined the cast of “The Dark Knight Rises,” the epic conclusion to the Dark Knight legend.

Cotillard will appear as Miranda Tate, a Wayne Enterprises board member eager to help a still-grieving Bruce Wayne resume his father’s philanthropic endeavors for Gotham. Gordon-Levitt will play John Blake, a Gotham City beat cop assigned to special duty under the command of Commissioner Gordon.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

at the end of the movie it turns out she's Talia and he's Alberto Falcone, and the end of the movie is just Batman kicking the shit out of the Inception cast

da croupier, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

followed by a shot of a spinning batarang on a table

da croupier, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I bet it will turn out that Collitard's character will be Talia Al Ghul, though

shamefully blowable (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, that seems painfully obvious

Number None, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Hollywood should just buy Detroit, relocate its remaining residents, then use the city as the world's biggest standing set. Imagine the destruction!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

haha that's kind of an amazing idea

some dude, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

like, a disaster movie with zero CGI? that would be incredible.

some dude, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Detroit won't last long; they'd probably have to buy Chicago & Baltimore too...

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Nah, just hire all the people you just kicked out to constantly rebuild shit. It's a jobs program!

Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

sign me up!

music loves drugs (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

According to this article some actor I'm not familiar with has been cast as young Ra's Al Ghul, to appear in flashbacks:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/social-network-actor-lands-role-176577

So it seems more than obvious Talia will be in this movie (and will be played by Cotillard), because why else would Ra's be in it? Of course the flashbacks could mean Ra's himself returns, but that seems unlikely, because 1) if Liam Neeson was in the cast, we probably would've heard about it already, and 2) Nolan's stupid "realistic" vision doesn't allow for a resurrection by a Lazarus Pit.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

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