Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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"Everybody's freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, to feel good"

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

"PIKA!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

"its time for the Kennebunkport surprise!!!!"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

The act of performing cunnilingus with a mouth full of New England clam chowder, and simulating vomiting to startle your partner.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Ha ha! < /nelson munce>"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

STOP RIGHT NOW.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ned wins.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ned's post must be said in robotic voice, followed by the sound of engines whirring down)

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I choo-choo-choose you!"

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Washa oofeezee duhrive me to fuhrenzee."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm really a $19,000 a year construction worker."

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We are all made of stars!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Ned's post must be said in robotic voice, followed by the sound of engines whirring down)

There's a vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 April 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...

Since this made SCALDING HOT TEA come out my nose (a first), I thought I'd do Tep the honor:

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE HAT, YOU BASTARD.
I would paste this to the "funniest things to say at the moment of orgasm" thread, but I'm not gonna go searching for it.
-- Tep (te...) (webmail), May 13th, 2003 1:36 PM. (ktepi) (later) (link)

― chester (synkro), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

"its not my fault, its just the way i am"

― hstencil, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

"Is that all there is?"

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

"CARTOON SUMMER PANTIES!"

"Please Indulge My Fantasy Of A Canadian-led Invasion Of The U.S. And A Subsequent Regime Change!"

"Why are you happy?"

"North Korea has the LASER!"

(Fun fact: I just assume everything typed all in caps is accompanied by an orgasm. It makes for a friendlier internet.)

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

So this is my fault, even when I clearly asked for help?

― hstencil, Tuesday, 13 May 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

'Milk, not spaff"

― rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

"I swore I could feel it a second ago..."

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 13 May 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."

― jewelly (jewelly), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

Wha' happened?

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

(Bonus points if you happen to look like Fred Willard while doing so.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

I want to get his haircut from the movie.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

Never mind, I would look like Susan Powter...

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:44 (twenty years ago) link

I was about to say, choose WISELY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

I would be mad impressed with anyone who quoted "Metal Postcard" at the moment of climax.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

"Ohhhhhh .... My vagina is about to undergo a series of smooth muscle contractions ... ohhhhhhh ..."

Actually, that's kinda hot. Could you say it in an accent? Say, Russian?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

"You've the most beautiful pussy!"

"Have you ever seen one you didn't think was beautiful?"

"No."

"Thanks. Really. I feel honored."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

"Ned Raggett!"

...oh, I thought this was the
MOST COMMON THINGS TO SAY DURING MOMENT OF CLIMAX
thread.

sorry.

― BurmaKitty (BurmaKitty), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 03:40 (twenty years ago) link

Your husband's sense of humor must be one of the best ever. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 14:46 (twenty years ago) link

I love you, my brand new St-Claire approved Rocket Rocket HSA widget!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

"Foot fall asleep?"

― hstencil, Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

"PUT...THAT...IN...YOUR...PIPE...AND...SMOKE...IT"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

Ow! You're on my hair!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

"JIGSAW FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link

http://monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=34597

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

"James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread."

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

"James Blount is my lord and savior on this thread" with air quotes.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

[dry, cracked voice]

Rosebud...

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

"The spice must flow"

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

Especially if you were having sex with Geri.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or Sting.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Or both.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

If you are having sex with both Geri and Sting, you have more things to worry about than what funny thing to say at the moment of climax, not least of which is "When is Robbie Williams showing up?"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

That in and of itself might be funny.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, you'll be laughing it up until he starts ripping off his skin and flinging it at you while Sting has you pinned down in a tantric choke-hold and Geri aerobicizes all up and down your ass.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:06 (twenty years ago) link

Ooh! Lotta action in those sentences. Very nice.

Remember, Kids, show dont tell.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, you romantic.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 14 May 2003 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

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