your terrible ideas

I had an idea last night for an internet service for guys where instead of finding dates, you find other guys to go with you to the bar as mutual wingmen. Something like bromatch.com

Superchunk/Shakur mashup called 2pac-y For Kitty

BAN VALENTINES DAY.

That's my idea

not terrible

BAN HALLOWEEN

and replace it with "Mandatory Worship the Christian Lord Day"

terrible!

transmit a secret message by changing your display name to the next word in the message every time you post. when the person wants ur secret message they search for posts by you, there it is.

not a terrible idea.

Doesn't actually seem so terrible when compared to Bulletstorm, but anyway... A driving videogame where all your opponent have explosive diarrhoea, and you get bonus points for making them crap themselves. Like for example you overtake one of them, then suddenly brake sharply. The bonuses could have really tasteless names, like the bonus for making an opponent crap themselves while you're both airborne would be called 'Brown Wings!'. Also the handling of the cars would gradually change during a race, as the amount of liquid sloshing around inside them increases.

oh and the game would be called 'Skid Marks'

a talking wristwatch that tells you what color stoats are.

just press the crown for a few seconds, and if it's summer, it will say, "stoats are brown, right now." if it's winter, it will say, "ermines are white, right now."

turning into an almond. I heard it is kinda nice but I think I'd regret it later.

my step dad calls my mom his precious stoat as a term of endearment.

Posting to ilx while driving down I 75 sleepy cruise control.

Diy labotomy.

Penny Dreadful - an Alice Cooper shock rock / steampunk crossover band.

bottled orange juice with a little toothpaste mixed into it, made for people who want to give up the carnal enjoyment of OJ during Lent but can't afford to miss out on its health benefits for a whole 40 days.

i'm gonna open a rap-themed waterpark just so we can name the killer whale 'biggie smalls'

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didn't even bother with that one

lol

Public Anenome

CHALOP - oneohtrix point never / charlemagne palestine collaboration

an 18" cheese circle that will be marketed to pizza places to be placed on crusts instead of shredded cheese

terrible idea - posting to this thread to take the total number of posts on it from 666 to 667

:)

comic saans - comic sans style font for typing afrikaans

boering idea

a book on marijuana use in europe 1000-1200 called "the high middle ages"

Jizzee Paschal - Relevant gonzo flick in which Christ throatfucks Mary Magdalene accompanied by Wiewohl mein Herz in Tränen schwimmt

A cover version of Man 2 Man & Man Parrish's 'Male Stripper', performed in a Yoda voice and re-titled 'I Was A Male Stripper On Dagobar'. The problem is that the word order would have to be re-arranged to accomodate Yoda's way of speaking: "Male stripper on Dagobah I was, mmm, yes!"

The problem is that the word order

lol read this as "world order"

A sex magick themed restaurant where the names of all the menu items were sigils. You would envision the sigil of the desired item while participating in a sex magick ritual to order your food & drink. As soon as you 'finished,' the server would show up with the food you ordered.

i kind of love that idea, abbott

or your new macbook?

punk band called 'case insensitive'

black metal band called Hell's Vetica

Mopey Emo ICP-alike called Comics Hans

Incomprehensible Lo-Fi indie band called Times New Viking

ha... ha?

haw

"An American ILLogy": a song suite in which someone (Nas?) raps over samples of "Dixie", "All My Trials", and "Battle Hymn of the Republic".

if Ice Cube were on the mic, they'd have to title it "An American TrilO.G.". same idea though.

Ice Cube T

(fuck)

kinda already done, bun b's third solo album was Trill O.G.

Parsifail - Novelty tumblr of amusing mishaps that befall the emigré Zoroastrian community

a borges-like novel in which someone asks their friend a borderline uninteresting question about some past life experience...like, "when was the last time you ate caviar?"...and then the friend's answer continues on. for days. and the length of the entire novel.

so sort of in search of lost time meets my dinner with andre

I once started writing a short story which was supposed to be a sort of parody of borges's library of babel, except instead of being about an infinity of libraries it was an infinity of bathrooms. The only thing I remember about it was that people would be flushed down the toilet when they died and people wondered if the pipes lead to heaven. It was terrible.

a guerilla art project in which roadkill or dead baby birds, earthworms, etc left on the street or sidewalks are outline traced in chalk and a miniature series of stanchions and POLICE DO NOT CROSS yellow tape is ringed around the scene

^i may actually do this one sometime, copyright and trademark forks, creative commons license etc

A band using only medieval instruments, singing songs about World of Warcraft, called Fat Lutes.