LOL here if you favor replacing our EXCELSIOR system with a ROFFLE system

shhhh....

is it just me or does it feel like this thread was assembled from pieces of three different ilxelsior threads

like I really can't understand what's going on here

<insert UK pizza joke here>

take it easy

http://files.sharenator.com/SAM_JACKSON_CLAPPING_GIF_RE_Math_is_to_be_a_Dad-s480x270-57548.gif

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http://imgur.com/jTL8E

http://i.imgur.com/jTL8E.png

let's get this show on the road ffs

where's cutty

― tehresa, Sunday, 6 February 2011 17:16 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he still posts to noize & a few ilm threads but i think he got a new job last year so

― youtube.com/watch?v=t7z192I-mQM (Lamp), Sunday, 6 February 2011 17:18 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so basically his priorities are all out of whack

― dell (del), Sunday, 6 February 2011 17:21 (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1 ride bike
2 eat like cave man
3 do job
4 post to plain text message bord

WTTFFFFFFF

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:39 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i53.tinypic.com/2uyje45.jpg

― markers, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:42 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bassist Mike Mills agrees, calling Collapse Into Now, out March 8th on Warner Bros., "our best record since Out of Time," the group's 1991 hit. "We took the shackles off and wrote whatever sounded good — balls-to-the-wall rockers, slow sad songs, great mid-tempo songs in the tradition of R.E.M. We had quality, top to bottom."

slow, medium, AND fast!

― omar little, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 4:31 PM (Yesterday)

"It must've been amazing for that person whose car broke down and Marlon Brando pulls over to help out."

Except that's Brando's version of events. In all likelihood he fell down outside a McDonalds after eating 10 double cheeseburgers.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 8:33 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Because he was fat, you see.

― Tyler/Perry's "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" (jaymc), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 8:41 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bro life is a kaleidescope of experiences: scrabble, gay sex, preston school of industry, alcoholism, horse racing

― pajamagram sam (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, February 9, 2011 9:10 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

Anyway, as a hoy hoy was saying.

man this brings back bad memories of the time when, cooking on somebody else's budget, I decided to make crab dip - I found a recipe that used imitation crab, decided to buy real crab instead, sort of maybe doubled the amount of crab in the process because I was confused by how to measure the crab, and ended up with a huge pile of crab lightly brushed with cheese and other spices. it was really gross

― dayo, Thursday, February 10, 2011 9:59 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

In re: Magic: the Gathering:

--

last night i found a m:tg card lying in the middle of the street. i picked it up and saw another one, then another, and followed the trail down the block until i had like twelve of them.

i showed them to my gf at home but we didn't understand how half of them are supposed to work, they're either worded really vaguely or involve mechanics like "kicking" that are new to me.

― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:56 AM (27 minutes ago)

hope you realize that a group of nerds is now horribly lost and will never find their way home

― iatee, Thursday, February 10, 2011 7:59 AM (24 minutes ago)

yeah i assume they froze to death, it was very cold

― bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:07 AM (16 minutes ago)

i had the same experience with magic cards recently

― thomp, Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:09 AM (15 minutes ago)

i mean, i don't understand the eight million new mechanics. not that i found a trail of them leading me to the monster lair.

― thomp, Thursday, February 10, 2011 8:09 AM (14 minutes ago)

TS: Pavement / Smashing Pumpkins

...

sweet lord fucking jesus this is the fucking pixies vs placebo thread all over again. too obvious, i'm not falling for it. where is my tin foil hat.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, February 10, 2011 12:22 PM (10 hours ago)

And, yeah, she does "steal" one of the melody lines from "Express Yourself," so what. If it keeps a gay boy from throwing himself off a bridge, great. I'll probably dance to it in a club. But this has got too much self-help nonsense for my taste.

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, February 11, 2011 7:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what she copies is pretty substantive -- it just seems cheap, unintelligent and manipulative to do something so obvious, especially coming off the heels of alejandro. there are plenty of other ways to keep gay boys from jumping off bridges!

― i like lucy (surm), Friday, February 11, 2011 1:37 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they can fall into our arms

― Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, February 11, 2011 1:38 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

<3

cuteselsior

Totally!

oh i know all about coffee/shitting....clockwork baby. drink my cup on the toilet sometimes.

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:38 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

gross dude

― Aerosol, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:39 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i dont drink it with my asshole.

― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:41 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Who's the greatest Scottish smooth jazz player?

Kenny MacG

(find it especially funny to say in an exaggerated accent and really elongating the "GEEEEEEEEE")

― hey boys, suppers on me, our video just went bacterial (Hurting 2), Friday, February 11, 2011 5:06 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

going to try it now

― Most women do not like atheism.(8)(9)(10) (Autumn Almanac), Friday, February 11, 2011 5:07 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

response: 'are you feeling all right?'

― Most women do not like atheism.(8)(9)(10) (Autumn Almanac), Friday, February 11, 2011 5:08 PM Bookmark

Hahahahha

actual lols

http://i55.tinypic.com/okswpf.jpg

― markers, Sunday, February 13, 2011 3:28 PM (59 seconds ago)

uh oh, someone fed her after midnight!

― da croupier, Sunday, February 13, 2011 3:29 PM (14 seconds ago)

hahahahahaha!!!

arcade fire one of those groups that makes me fear for the future. we must save the children.

― scott seward, Sunday, February 13, 2011 8:09 PM (2 minutes ago)

http://i55.tinypic.com/okswpf.jpg

― markers, Sunday, February 13, 2011 3:28 PM (59 seconds ago)

uh oh, someone fed her after midnight!

― da croupier, Sunday, February 13, 2011 3:29 PM (14 seconds ago)

I don't get this one - is the woman supposed to be a Gremlin? And what's that rock they're carrying?

Before anyone piles on you T - thats lady gaga inside that egg/womb/wtfever thing, she turned up like that to the Grammys.

Ah, ok, that makes sense. I didn't realize it was an egg.

What did Gaga look like when she came out?

nfi i didnt watch the show but im sure its on the internet.

I hope she was like this:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ceu0Cw7Ra48/TIlixy_aiJI/AAAAAAAABNw/CUMoZsEAnPM/s400/gremlins2i.jpg

<3

Gremlins 2 is the best.

from the Lady Gaga - "Born This Way" thread:

i love that this and lindsay lohan's dress is all anyone's talked about for days

― i like lucy (surm), Monday, February 14, 2011 11:12 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh and egypt

― i like lucy (surm), Monday, February 14, 2011 11:12 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the founder of Wild Oats Market was arrested as part of a child prostitution sting

http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/02/13/arizona.ceo.child.prostitution/index.html?hpt=T2

― DJP, Monday, February 14, 2011 8:33 AM (1 minute ago)

sowing, etc...

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, February 14, 2011 8:35 AM (12 seconds ago)

in before someone else makes a "sewing wild oats" comment

― w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, February 14, 2011 8:35 AM (8 seconds ago)

FUCK

― w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, February 14, 2011 8:35 AM (5 seconds ago)

haha

I mean it's just a stupid thing to write into a movie; like I swear this is all leading up to the ultimate Wes Anderson movie where the main character wears a bear hat and carries around chopsticks and starts every conversation with a line from a chorus of a song from whichever Hollies album cover art matches the shirt of the person hes talking to, with the climatic final scene being him trying to hail a cab in slow motion while The Jam plays "English Rose"; the taxi driver is Bill Murray with a lion hat, who just looks at him and shakes his head while passing him by; then he is approached by a little Mexican kid selling Chiclets and handcrafted wooden turtles; the chopsticks fall slowly to the ground...end of movie

― frogbs, Tuesday, February 15, 2011 3:15 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

masterful

wondrous

I only listen to bad performances of bad music with bad lyrics and vocals

― blond BBQ teen chipotle while angus bacon movies (crüt), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 05:39 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

although that faltered a bit once I realized Momus was such a dick

― blond BBQ teen chipotle while angus bacon movies (crüt), Tuesday, 15 February 2011 05:40 (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wow

ziiiiing

old, but worth sharing (not sure if it was excelsior'd the first time?)

Hey y'all. I've decided to quit ILX to spend time on other things. I'm really glad I got to talk to a lot of you here, and I wish you all the best. Rock out. :-)

― kshighway1, Friday, November 13, 2009 1:26 PM (1 year ago)

See you in a week, homie.

― gshumway1 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 13, 2009 1:27 PM (1 year ago)

I have a feeling that this band is going to be the next Coldplay (in terms of popularity). I don't know if I'll be able to take that; going into a random store, coffee shop, whatevs and listen to it in the background. I tolerated Coldplay; M&S make me want to destroy things. :(

― daavid, Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:47 PM (6 minutes ago)

at least Coldplay had the good sense to use a Kraftwerk melody and kinda-sorta rip off Echo & the Bunnymen and '80s U2 at times. there is not one good thing about Mumford & Sons that i can think of

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:48 PM (4 minutes ago)

Eno wouldn't touch Mumford and Sons with a fucking bargepole.

― DL, Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:49 PM (3 minutes ago)

don't speak too soon

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:51 PM (2 minutes ago)

here come the lukewarm jets

― tylerw, Wednesday, February 16, 2011 1:52 PM (1 minute ago)

hey if Eno would produce for Coldplay, Dido and Natalie Imbruglia, i wouldn't put Mumford & Sons past him

looking fwd to TS: Mumford & Sons vs. Creed poll in a few weeks as well

― Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:17 PM (15 minutes ago)

creed is a band rich with lolz. mumford, not so much ... yet?

― tylerw, Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:28 PM (5 minutes ago)

If we ever get a Mumford equivalent of a "311, I am ready to fight you" moment, then maybe it will be a close vote.

― rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:29 PM (4 minutes ago)

NICKEL CREEK I AM READY TO FIGHT YOU

― tylerw, Wednesday, February 16, 2011 4:30 PM (3 minutes ago)

xposts lmao

i don't exactly know what to quote but reading the radiohead thread in full now only to find a 200 post discussion about .zip and .rar files instead of the band is a perfection of lols and trolling by everyone not seen since the AnCo Rick Roll.

surprised nobody's gone with a variation of Aphex LOL...in my EXCELSIOR

whoops.

Pretty funny, but who are those people?

― Tuomas, Tuesday, August 30, 2011 6:51 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

^^glossed over post

glossed over indeed

i was EXCELSIOR'd for three hours in the middle of the LOL

^^ would stan for new excelsior thread w/ this title

LOL. What thread was that in, though, just for the context?

Haha.

LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

there it is

^

http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cos3ve.gif

make it so

i'm not having my name attached to an excelsior thread

i'm not having my LOL attached to an EXCELSIOR thread

forks, before you even try, no

LOL ... in my EXCELSIOR?

http://images.tvrage.com/people/48/x141000.jpg,23Tanita+Tikaram.pagespeed.ic.dd8-xgBZSL.jpg

ganging up on markers is not cool

― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, August 31, 2011 2:06 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

you know what's cool? ganging up on ilxor

or kvoostker.

i made the last one, somebody else needs to step up

er, last one before this rather

tropical rohypnol LOL