teal & orange.xls

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i'd crush her blue

Lamp, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

here's a promo shot for dances with wolves:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7HqO4e1M-Aw/TT3SWIGGzxI/AAAAAAAAG4k/uHF9dMIdIrY/s1600/dances-with-wolves.jpg

and here's a t&o.xls version they've been using recently:
http://www.movieposterdb.com/posters/05_02/1990/0099348/l_7580_0099348_1b71ed22.jpg

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/2liu42c.jpg

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link

They're not even trying to hide it in Cedar Rapids. Everytime the commercial comes on, my brain starts doing a "teal & orange, teal & orange, teal & orange" mantra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9VspqcwtJQ

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link

goddamn that entire hotel is teal&orange.

Punish Them! The House of Fortune is the Monster Mansion! (reddening), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/infocus/egypt020911/s_e39_0RTXXLZ5.jpg

caek, Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

amazing picture

ENBB, Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that baby's popping

plax (sotc) (cozen), Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that baby's pooping

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i think kenan's otm for the most part, it's like the '23' thing where once you hear about it you see it everywhere. brains love pattern recognition.

but still

http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu92/damien_stone/mrsunshine.jpg

The indie rocker is the modern hippie, and the internet is his LSD (herb albert), Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://img.maniadb.com/images/album/115/115442_1_f.jpg

vacebook (crüt), Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

http://risingtensions.tumblr.com/photo/1280/3095247717/1/tumblr_lfie0zs4FF1qayd70

caek, Thursday, 10 February 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link

what the

sonderangerbot, Thursday, 10 February 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

!

just sayin, Thursday, 10 February 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.4dudes.com/2011/02/baby-toss-meme-collection.html

bnw, Thursday, 10 February 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.knowledgeforthirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/irn-bru.gif

dayo, Friday, 11 February 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I watched "Hot Tub Time Machine" last night, and yeah, ok, the teal-and-orange-ness of it was really extreme. Also, I didn't laugh that much and found it vaguely depressing, which is a much bigger problem than the color scheme.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Monday, 14 February 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/049I1jD86g066/610x.jpg

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

nope

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I think that's aquamarine and red, yo.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Kind of an emerald, maybe. But teal, it ain't.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link

So the problem is with the wall color of a Chuck-E-Cheese in a movie? Of the shirt of a random background guy?
― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, February 8, 2011 6:01 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

Dude, teal and orange is all over that fucking picture. You can argue this is whining or whatever, but don't minimize the teal and orange MANIA to which we are all slaves.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the "teal & orange" thing is like when you learn the meaning of a new word, and then suddenly you hear and notice that word in print everywhere. Even though they were always there.

― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Tuesday, February 8, 2011 5:45 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark\

Except this "word" is a painfully overused one that was invented recently, and is going to date every fucking movie it touches.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

ok maybe that metaphor got mixed along the way

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 February 2011 05:52 (thirteen years ago) link

and is going to date every fucking movie it touches.

I said that myself upthread. Can't deny that at all.

I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, 17 February 2011 06:09 (thirteen years ago) link

There are degrees of this, too. It seems like with romantic comedies that they like to make sure that there is a significant amount of orange and teal in a frame, and they just intensify the pre-existing tones. With thrillers, they drag all shadows and neutrals into cyan/teal (even if they weren't teal to begin with), and then drag highlights to orange. You can see this really clearly on the trailer for that new Liam Neeson movie with January Jones (can't remember the title). They didn't play quite as much with the orange, but all of the shadows and medium tones are teal in many of the scenes, even when it basically defies reason for there to be that much teal in any kind of realistic lighting in a setting where nothing in it is actually teal to begin with.

Melissa W, Thursday, 17 February 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

one thing that mitigates this problem is that almost all of the movies that are teal and orange fests are pretty terrible anyway.

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 17 February 2011 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Has anyone jokingly teal & orangized old classics? I'm asking before looking.

Evan, Thursday, 17 February 2011 06:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I Am Number Four promo shots are very t&o

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1464540/mediaindex?page=2

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 17 February 2011 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Terminator 2 is pretty egregious in the Teal & Orange dept iirc.

circa1916, Thursday, 17 February 2011 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I think that's aquamarine and red, yo.

― I am Woolen Man. The scarf and I are one. (kenan), Thursday, February 17, 2011 2:50 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's the joke.

this thread is just full of high saturation pictures of things commonly found in films: white people, fire, the ground & water, sky and night.

http://collider.com/wp-content/uploads/spartacus-movie-image-2.jpg

http://media.ifccenter.com/images/films/the-shining_592x299.jpg

http://watchgodfather.com/pictures/1.jpg

etc. etc.

that dances with wolves thing is just the original image with saturation boosted.

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

you mean pictures are made more t&o by increasing the amount of t&o in the pictures? mind blown

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

well, no, saturation != hue.

colour film of dramatic events and human activity have always been mostly teal and orange, on average.

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

thread proves nothing except that confirmation bias works.

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

that dances with wolves thing is just the original image with saturation boosted.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7HqO4e1M-Aw/TT3SWIGGzxI/AAAAAAAAG4k/uHF9dMIdIrY/s1600/dances-with-wolves.jpghttp://i52.tinypic.com/2liu42c.jpg

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Thursday, 17 February 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

ok, so it's not as simple as saturation but...

1) this is for the box art of a dvd, so who cares if it's been adjusted in some way.

2) where they needed to extend beyond the crop by adding sky they made it the colour of clear sky rather than an overcast day. seems like a pretty legitimate choice for a dvd box.

3) the sky is blue, not teal.

4) and the only orange is less orange than in the original. they've added some yellow.

this is an example of blue & yellow & saturation.xls. this is what i'm talking about confirmation bias.

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

There is also suddenly a wolf.

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 February 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

a legitimate choice

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

and yet, no dancing.

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 17 February 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

they're doing the bump

it made me wish batman had written an article on mfas (Edward III), Thursday, 17 February 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

The grass has grown a little around his feet in 20 years.

AYE... MON THEN -----O----- (onimo), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Lots of these teal and orange examples seen to have regular old blue rather than teal. Thanks to this thread I thought T&O as soon as I saw this despite there being no T.
http://media.onsugar.com/files/2011/02/07/1/1410/14101328/f045c9afbbd9054b_Just_Go_with_It_Poster.jpg

AYE... MON THEN -----O----- (onimo), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

There is some T&A though, amitire?

rendezvous then i'm through with HOOS (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 February 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Are people doubting that the teal and orange craze even exists? Or just saying some of this stuff does not belong to the it?

forest zomby (Vasco da Gama), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

there is a trend in action movies (e.g. the first post). it will be gone in a year or two.

most of this stuff does not belong to it, either because it literally isn't t&o, or it's a guy pointing a camera at white people/the ground/fire and water/the sky/night, and deepening the grade. if that's part of a trend then the trend began with colour photography.

caek, Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:24 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

holy fuck, date night looks awful. dial it down, for god's sake

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 March 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

there is a trend in action movies (e.g. the first post). it will be gone in a year or two.

― caek, Thursday, February 17, 2011 10:24 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

It's in all mainstream hollywood genres right now, come on.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 March 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link


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