Rolling UK Comedy Thread - "Ricky Don't Lose Larry David's Number

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The dance charts were hilarious.
'In at 2, it's 'Fat Weeping Bitch' recorded in tribute to the Wu-Tang's GZA in case he was shot and released last week by accident.'
I remeber one track was called 'Manhattan Is My Wristwatch'. I have no idea why I find that funny.

Ruairi Wirewool (Ruairi Wirewool), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:12 (seventeen years ago) link

on one of the 1994 dance charts: 'there is no number nine.'

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'Techno News with Troy Wembley' on the NME 'funny' page did more or less the same thing slightly earlier. Maybe I was just at the right age but it made me cry with laughter on occasion

Feargal Hixxy (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah they always work. i think peter cook did one in the 70s?

putting me in mind of attractive women (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Peter Cook Techno News yes please

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

the NME 'funny' page

Ah there was often comedy gold to be found there. Favourite ever was insults from Huey of the Fun Lovin' criminals:

You still pushing your jaw each way but westwards? You're raising my pressure quickstyle my friend, upside like a doped joker. i'm gonna cut you open so far you'll be up all night stitchin' your backpipe together just so you can start weepin'! You're gonna need eleven different kinds of treatment! You'll be tryin' to find ice till there's no more ice!

(from memory, tragically)

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:39 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm gonna cut you open so far you'll be up all night stitchin' your backpipe together just so you can start weepin'!

roffle all the way home . . .

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:40 (seventeen years ago) link

a lot of 'select' funnies were by the 'father ted' graham wotsit.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:41 (seventeen years ago) link

harry hill's tv burp back on saturday. wonder if he'll makes lolz about the CBB situation. tbh clips of jade et al then cutting back to harry doing the forehead slapping and "duh" noise would be funny enough.

acrobat (elwisty), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

From the NME funnies:
Two weeks after R Kelly's 'I Believe I Can Fly', Boyz II Men release 'Airborne Self-Propulsion Is A Myth' in protest.

Ruairi Wirewool (Ruairi Wirewool), Thursday, 18 January 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to form a band called 'The Current Size Of India' and release a single called 'Putting Me In Mind of Attractive Women' because of those dance charts.

Enrique's list is good, and contains (just about) two of my top-3 BJ moments...

3) Series 1 Episode 4, 25:10. The sprightly, uptempo groove accompanying Michael Alexander St.John's dance countdown suddenly morphs (in the radio equivalent of bone-spaceship in 2001:ASO) seamlessly into Lennon's '#9 Dream'.

2) Series 2 Episode 4, 27:59. The Rothko monologue ends. Accompanied by the melancholic, chilled middle-eight of Madonna's 'Ray Of Light', although you don't know that at this stage. As the monologue ends, the building, throbbing intro to the actual song bounces into gear, and as the last word is spoken, Madonna's heavenly voice takes up the baton. As a moment of sadness into happiness it is unparalleled.

1) Series 2, Episode 1, 34:18.

"Well, we'll just have to get used to it being just the two of us again."

"Mmmmmmm..."

unmixed by DJ Mrs. Clark of Egham (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

louis, i'm reaching out here but what are you on with this "Madonna's heavenly voice" bullcrap!? it *is* a seminal moment i grant yer, but that song would have been better if orbit had got like... nathalie from the all saints to sing on it ffs!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago) link

nah

vita susicivus (blueski), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Not heavenly in the context of singers, but with all the effects thrown onto it by Orbit it genuinely sounds as if it's being beamed down from somewhere up in the sky (well, it does to me at any rate), especially coming after Morris' hangdog deadpan drawl. You have a point, though, and I should probably have phrased it better.

balling fart-ravine (Haberdager), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i think the loop makes me think 'wouldn't it be nice if this was ALL instrumental'. but on the other hand it is one of madonna's less terrible vocal performances.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 18 January 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

question: could little britain have happened, in the sense of all the "un PC" gags, without morris legitimizing bad taste humour for the mark lawsons of this world?

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

We already had PLENTY of un-PC gags. Morris' weren't so much un-PC as satirical of political correctness, entirely self-aware and wittily subversive. Little Britain (which I only find offensive in terms of its simpering, lovvie awfulness and its appalling fanbase) took its cue from things like the League Of Gentlemen and the Fast Show (both infinitely better I hasten to add), which in turn originated in, I dunno, schlocky 80's horror (I really don't know, someone should clear this one up for me). To even bracket Morris with LB gives me the shudders, for were Walliams and Lucas to have actually watched and appreciated a single work of Morris, I'm sure their 'comedy' would be roughly seventeen times as funny as it currently is.

Bear in mind that I probably hate LB more than almost every single other person on earth, so I am speaking with an element of bias, but frankly, to blame CM for them is I think ridiculous.

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 02:59 (seventeen years ago) link

yes but "self-aware and wittily subversive" is the defense used for little britian. it's that way of thinking and talking about comedy thats lets us have such delights as ting tong macadacadingdong on bbc1. possibly.

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I gree LB could not have happened without certain grey areas being legitimized by Chris Morris, but then could the Suomi ethnic cleansing programme in Sweden have happened without Charles Darwin?

Pete (Pete), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:18 (seventeen years ago) link

jagger is otm re little britain's antecedents. something like 'nighty night' is more directly morris-y. but anyway it's not morris's fault what people take from him (and it's not like he was in a bubble or 100% original, and he had very talented collaborators...).

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:26 (seventeen years ago) link

> jagger is otm re little britain's antecedents.

citation required.

there's a dvd extra on the LB dvds that is them talking about their influences but sadly(!) i haven't seen it. i have them down more as Dick Emery copyists.

My Koogy Weighs A Ton (koogs), Friday, 19 January 2007 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link

'Little Britain [...] took its cue from things like the League Of Gentlemen and the Fast Show'1

1 Jagger, Louis, posted at Rolling UK Comedy Thread - "Ricky Don't Lose Larry David's Number, 19 January 2007

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 10:37 (seventeen years ago) link

yeh but dick emery didn't have people proclaiming his work as satirical genius and i'm pretty sure he didn't have people puking after eating food cooked by asians. hey if you put some late nineties warp shit behind that and got julia davis and kevin eldon to act it...

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Little Britain's Tom Baker narrations are probably inspired by the similarly styled intro narrations from The Smell Of Reeves & Mortimer (Lucas having risen up thru ranks via them).

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:03 (seventeen years ago) link

bollox, that's not blue-jammy at all, which was mostly about doctors, mental health, and our attitudes towards children.

xpost

steve otm there.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

did morris never fuck with race then?

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Fur Q

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"representing every black man in Britain.... i am deeply sorry"

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:10 (seventeen years ago) link

WOMAN: It's him from next door again.

MAN: What's he want now, eh?

[Him from next door enters - he's a stereotyped Pakistani character.]

HIM: Ah, Mr Eddie. I was wondering if I could be borrowing a cup of sugar for my lunch.

MAN: What's he say?

WOMAN: He said he wants you to give him a punch.

MAN: Ah. [He does so.]

HIM: Oooh, ooh! You misunderstanding me, I am asking for sugar. That is why I am here.

MAN: I can't understand a bleedin' word he's saying!

WOMAN: He says he wants you to give him a thick ear.

MAN: Oh, right. [He obliges.]

HIM: Oooow, ooooh!

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"representing every black man in Britain.... i am deeply sorry"
-- acrobat (p---_s---...), January 19th, 2007.

which makes a point, and a good one, about representations of race in current affairs broadcasting. 'little britain' isn't in the same game, let alone the same ballpark.

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:12 (seventeen years ago) link

CHRIS MORRIS: BEATING DAVID WALLIAMS AT A GAME HE COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO PLAY

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:13 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT LB would like to THINK, or at one point did, that something like the ladies being sick is making similar points. tbh honest i can't quite see the "point" if any of that sketch beyond sometimes "repectable" people harbour racist views but when it goes on week after week it kind of loses any meaning. surely though walliams and lucas would use some kind of satirical justification for that sketch.

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

new thread idea: white male British comedians who HAVEN'T at one point or another 'blacked up'

vita susicivus (blueski), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

'little britain' isn't in the same game, let alone the same ballpark.

this is what i've been trying to say. the workings of, say, 'brass eye' are incalculably more interesting than the dumb-as-shit plodding idiocy of LB. to compare the two is futile.

answer to steve's question: Bill Bailey

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not comparing the two i am just saying one was less likely to have happened without the other.

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm, yes, but that in itself is an acknowledgement of artistic lineage and therefore an indirect comparison (or, to be fairer, it's a proposition that automatically invites comparison). Personally I think that if anything un-PC television became MORE of a risk after the BE paedophile special, and the outrage it engendered.

still the greatest (if you bear in mind its importance and the effect it had as well as its quality) single episode of television there has ever been.

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

LB's off-beam Tom Baker narrations are right out of Lee and Herring's "Lionel Nimrod". LN featured Tom Baker introducing the show as an omniscient narrator who spouted nonsense. hmmm

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

BES wasn't un PC it's most vocal supporters were all liberals!

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

well, the best kind of un-PC is liberal un-PC! :-D

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

what is fundementally wrong with political correctness?

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

When people misinterpret its well-meaning essence and use it to excuse their own self-serving bullshit (see: most news stations, hence CM's parodies).

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

isnt morris generally parodying the simplification and hyperbole of news media rather than attacking PC perse. maybe rosie may is an attack on evironmentalism but it's probably more just that it is quite funny to put a beard on Rebecca Front.

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, he's attacking sensationalism (and having a right good laugh at the same time), but he's also skewering a certain, cloying sort of hush-hush political correctness.

"These images were deemed too shocking to show. That we do so tonight is only with the proviso..."

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

surely that's daily mail prudishness rather than PC?

acrobat (elwisty), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, I don't think the softly-softly ignore-it-and-it-disappears approach is typical of the Daily Mail, more the entire televisual media. Chris Morris isn't attacking one thing here anyway; he's savaging everything he hates, despises or finds amusing about the world of news reporting. Which amounts to quite a lot, in fact!

to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I just think throwing the term PC around, especially in the sense of celebrating something being un PC exactly shows up the route that has taken us from morris to little britain

acrobat (elwisty), Saturday, 20 January 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

also
The existence of PC has been alleged and denounced by conservative, (Lind, Buchanan, Sobran), liberal (Hentoff 1992, Schlesinger 1998), and other (Brandt 1992) authors. Its existence, however, is hotly contested. Some left-wing authors (Messer-Davidow 1993, Schultz 1993, Glassner 1999) have argued that "political correctness" is a straw man, meant to discredit what they consider progressive social change, especially around issues of race and gender.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_correctness#History

hey it's wikipedia but y know...

acrobat (elwisty), Saturday, 20 January 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I have just watched my first ever episode of Harry Hill's TV Burp. I have never really liked Harry Hill, and my opinion hasn't changed as a result. Also, blacking up (crap sketch based on Dev from Coronation Street in the style of Morecambe and Wise making breakfast).

Dumb comedy = Not Going Out. An entire show based around the premise of using as much of Lee Mack's standup (generally unfunny) and Tim Vine's standup (hit and miss, usually fairly amusing) routines and then fashioning a ridiculously bad plot around them. Basically, it is extremely shite, but can also raise a giggle. But you'd be better watching Tim Vine doing stand-up rather than Tim Vine shoe-horning his stand-up into a ludicrous domestic sitcom.

ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 21 January 2007 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.dirkgently1.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/harry.jpg

acrobat (elwisty), Sunday, 21 January 2007 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

that image signifies wrongness.

"tabby cat - can live with that
if it's leopardy - you're in jeopardy
except you know it doesn't actually work in the southern hemisphere..."

acrobat (elwisty), Sunday, 21 January 2007 13:14 (seventeen years ago) link


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