I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

its better than naw on my choad.

This made me laugh and I wanted to share it, but no one available ATM, so I hope someone here will enjoy it! Be sure to click View It In A Room.

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/25/view-it-in-a-room-nsfw-3/

NSFW, obv., but not very.

ayo

hello. yesterday i did a group blowjob/cum-eating scene with four other guys in an RV that was parked on a side alley in SF. i am somewhat surprised that i still qualify as 'twink.' think it's my face? i dunno.

anyway, it was fun, and soon enough, my cum-covered mouth will be on the back of a DVD in disgusting porn shops all over the land.

Claire Daynze in My So-Called Cum-Covered Mouth.

Claire Gaynes, more like it, right?

Jizz Staynes

Jordan Cuminmylano

I very nearly posted "Cumallanyou"

jesus fucking christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpx_VXRG_qc

i like want to vomit everything the world has ever eaten right now.

cool song

"it's the meaning of life"

i actually just had another conniption fit listening to that song again.

no idea that it happened, somewhat disappointed, more shocked that i know all the lyrics to "exile in guyville"

wanted to post that to the rolling worst songs thread but its years old ;_;

and when I asked

for some hot white cum

More songs about buildings and cum

oh cum lizphair faithful

JOYFUL

I *FINALLY* learned what my ex-boyfriend's penile anomoly is called!! I have tried to describe and draw it for friends for years, but people's reactions of disgust always indicated that I wasn't accurately describing it. It's called a skin bridge (NSFW Wikipedia page) and it wasn't that weird, and it wasn't gross.

I had a fuckmate last summer who had skin bridges. Yick.

YOWCH. It looks painful, mostly.

It wasn't gross or painful to him. Or to me. I did often have intrusive, unwelcome fantasies about snipping it with nail scissors. a;wesjkfaqfnowi

Yes, I would have the same. Especially just reading on wiki that it's usually an accidental side-effect of circumcision -- the little skin tags feel like an unfinished project = they must go.

An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!

i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads

I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...

The Skinbridges of Madison County

it's like freddy krueger's cock!

not clicking on wiki link

i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.

It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.

jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'

notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.

Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."

"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"

Lol.

i prefer the term 'tweety' for vagina, thx

'crumpet'

it's been more than a month? i've been BUSY.

SO MANY DICKS IN MY MOUTH.

MY NIPPLES FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OFF.

I'M IN LOVE.

<3

i think

you should get the nipple thing checked

well, i'm in love with this boy who is really really into my nipples. i've never had to scream 'mercy' during sex, and the other night, he was working the nips so hard i had to. i mean, i like it. a lot. but they're tender to the touch for days after we see each other....

I really can't stand having my nipples played with (although I do appreciate more incidental touch).

i really can't stand having my nipples nearly bitten off

i don't like when dudes are rough with it

oh. well, more TMI: as i've gotten more 'experienced,' i've found that the things that set me off are less than vanilla. in other words: smack my ass, pull my hair, twist/bite my nipples, nibble my ears...and fucking kiss me. no BJ does the work that those things do, for me at least.

Tabes, is either him or you into nipple clamps?

table's enthusiasm kinda makes me want to cuteselsior him but that would not work out well.