I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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Some occasions call for "Willst du meinen Balls gehrsucken?"

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Idk to me it just sounds so ridiculous. Balls. It's a silly word for a fairly ridiculous body part. I only meant that it sounded like she was doing it wrong because generally I think it's better approach to . . . errr . . . at least incorporate them into the whole deal in some way than not to. I mean everyone's diff, of course, but I'm just saying that generally speaking I think including them is better than excluding when it comes to this sorta thing.

ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post If they were asking in German they'd probably say Eier because iirc eggs is the common colloquialism.

ENBB, Thursday, 3 February 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

A request that echoed distractingly in my head included the qualifying phrase "for a second." That was a big mistake.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I keep thinking of the Louis C.K. sketch where he's talking about trying to ask his wife to lick her palm during a handjob, and how his inability to communicate this is misinterpreted.

w/no hesitation (mh), Thursday, 3 February 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

slap my sack

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

lol at correcting him on "Balls" but apparently gesucken is the correct verb. :D

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 05:35 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry, gehrsucken

totally small truffles (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 February 2011 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

The important part is sounding like Christoph Waltz.

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Meinen Eier heißen Lekkerland.

A double shot of Sesame Street (Eazy), Friday, 4 February 2011 06:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought gesucken had a nice ring. Hey if geflirted can be an actual word that's used today (which it is) then gesucken can too in my mind.

ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Rot ist Liebe,
schwarz ist das Loch.
Auch wenn es weh tut,
rein muss er doch.

Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,
alles auf dem Rasen.

Ficken, Bumsen, Blasen,
auf dem schönen Rasen.
Und ist der Rasen nass,
macht es auch im Stehen Spaß.

mike t-diva, Friday, 4 February 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

its better than naw on my choad.

Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This made me laugh and I wanted to share it, but no one available ATM, so I hope someone here will enjoy it! Be sure to click View It In A Room.

http://www.regretsy.com/2011/02/25/view-it-in-a-room-nsfw-3/

NSFW, obv., but not very.

also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Saturday, 26 February 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

ayo

banjee trillness (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 February 2011 07:10 (thirteen years ago) link

hello. yesterday i did a group blowjob/cum-eating scene with four other guys in an RV that was parked on a side alley in SF. i am somewhat surprised that i still qualify as 'twink.' think it's my face? i dunno.

anyway, it was fun, and soon enough, my cum-covered mouth will be on the back of a DVD in disgusting porn shops all over the land.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Claire Daynze in My So-Called Cum-Covered Mouth.

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Claire Gaynes, more like it, right?

sarahel, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Jizz Staynes

Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Jordan Cuminmylano

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I very nearly posted "Cumallanyou"

corey, Wednesday, 2 March 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i like want to vomit everything the world has ever eaten right now.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

cool song

gr8080, Thursday, 3 March 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"it's the meaning of life"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link

i actually just had another conniption fit listening to that song again.

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

no idea that it happened, somewhat disappointed, more shocked that i know all the lyrics to "exile in guyville"

tbf explicitly gay albums aren't quite as cultural (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 March 2011 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

wanted to post that to the rolling worst songs thread but its years old ;_;

Samuel (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 3 March 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

and when I asked

for some hot white cum

plax (ico ico) (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 3 March 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

More songs about buildings and cum

The all-jazz interpreter (Eazy), Friday, 4 March 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

oh cum lizphair faithful

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 6 March 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

JOYFUL

scorpions on my nips and smear peanut butter on my ass (the table is the table), Saturday, 12 March 2011 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I *FINALLY* learned what my ex-boyfriend's penile anomoly is called!! I have tried to describe and draw it for friends for years, but people's reactions of disgust always indicated that I wasn't accurately describing it. It's called a skin bridge (NSFW Wikipedia page) and it wasn't that weird, and it wasn't gross.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I had a fuckmate last summer who had skin bridges. Yick.

corey, Friday, 25 March 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

YOWCH. It looks painful, mostly.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

It wasn't gross or painful to him. Or to me. I did often have intrusive, unwelcome fantasies about snipping it with nail scissors. a;wesjkfaqfnowi

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, I would have the same. Especially just reading on wiki that it's usually an accidental side-effect of circumcision -- the little skin tags feel like an unfinished project = they must go.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:10 (thirteen years ago) link

An uninsured friend who sometimes gets tiny skin tags on one of his eyelids told me and friends that he has cut them off with nail clippers. I am dying at my desk just thinking about that!

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link

i have clipped off a skin tag -- but not on my eyelid, though, ye gads

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been considering home tattoo removal for years, and more seriously of late. A friend is getting one of hers lasered off, and it's very painful, so I think my home methods on this small tattoo would be no worse. Considering buying chemical peel ingredients off of Amazon and also some abrasion...

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 25 March 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The Skinbridges of Madison County

Magnum PI and Fashion-Forward Dudes (Eazy), Friday, 25 March 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

it's like freddy krueger's cock!

homosexual II, Sunday, 27 March 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

not clicking on wiki link

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i live for cock, and some of those dicks i wouldn't get near.

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Sunday, 27 March 2011 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

It's really, really not bad. My ex's dingaling was almost identical to the wikipedia one and I didn't even notice at first.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Sunday, 27 March 2011 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

jesse, please just don't ever use the term 'dingaling' ever, ever again. it's like calling a vagina 'cha-cha.'

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

notice that i used three 'ever's in that first sentence. i mean business.

bun fun times infinity (the table is the table), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 09:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha. I know that! I was using that term for ridiculousness. I also considered "peepee."

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

"I SAID VAGINA HEELS! BLACK ONES!"

mink della reese (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link


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