Pink Everything! A Thread of Toys to Buy Daughters (and sons?) That Aren't Pink (or blue?)

i buy my son sports gear to wear and stuff, he's 2 1/2 but never demand that he put it on.

re: young girls wearing makeup earlier and earlier http://www.doublex.com/blog/xxfactor/lip-gloss-gateway-drug particularly this quote resonates:

The problem with lip gloss at 5 isn't really lip gloss at 5. (Well, except for Rory, for whom the lip gloss itself clearly is a problem.) The problem is that, as with so many things, the earlier you start with lip gloss, the earlier you start feeling that lip gloss is for babies. Leslie Gibbs, marketing director at Aspire Brands, home of Bonne Bell and Lip Smackers (shades of my own girly youth), says "girls start cosmetics usage really as young as 6. Then, at a certain age—and that's becoming younger and younger—she begins to want to enter real cosmetics as an enhancement." Gibbs sees that as a good thing, of course, but I'm unconvinced. Lip gloss, like so many other things, is subject to a fundamental error I've made often as a parent: too much, too soon.

My wife wants to get my daughter's ears pierced on account of when she's at the age where she'll actually want to get her ears pierced, she'll be too grubby and irresponsible to take care of them and it'll probably get infected. I have never been so opposed to something she wanted to do since the time she wanted to buy my son a chihuahua, but dammit I'm not giving in this time. I can't bear to think about my poor little baby with fucking gold-ass earrings in her perfect little ears. : (

earrings and lip gloss... gah... I dread my future

if u dont give ur daughter pink shit she will grow into a total dyke tho. dont want that.

my wife's mom+aunt's pierced her ears when she was just a few weeks old fwiw

nothing that chaps my ass more than little baby girls with ears pierced.

u must have a weird skincare regimen.

no offense to anyone but people who pierce baby ears are mentally ill imho

Does this mean Mordy's future kid is gonna be a lil girl? awwwwwwwwwww

Yeah, when my girl was two months old my wife all casually texted me to say that she was at the mall and going to drop by the piercing pagoda to poke holes into my baby! I threw a fucking fit.

xp lol yes

idk this is just me farting out stupid thoughts but I think if I had a (parent) who was worried abt me playing w/princesses, etc., things that are girly signifiers* ESP to other little girls? you know? I would be worried said (parent) was nervous abt the fact that I was a girl, at all.

*may be misusing this word, kinda insecure abt this part of kollij

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voxp3ckwJZ0

Incidentally, I'm pretty sure that my girl is going to turn out to be a princess, but since my wife and I are raising her, she'll at least be a benevolent princess.

Little girls caring about each others' appearance/"branding" (h8 this word) is kinda hard to handle, tho. Before I left the church at age 19 I was a Sunday school teacher for the four-year-old kids, six of whom were lil girls and one of whom was a lil boy who had kind of a bad rep but was actually awesome. The lil girls were all from wealthy households (compared to me) and the lil boy was from a v poor household (also compared to me). Those little girls were such shits already about clothing, appearance, etc! Criticizing each others' shoes, asking each other where they got their clothes from BUT they learned it from their moms or maybe more imptly from their older teenage sisters? I was never like that bcz I didn't have any examples to learn it from. I told them we weren't allowed to talk about where we bought clothes from, at church, anymore, bcz it hurt people's (the little boy's) feelings too much (also mine, lol).

also lol am I the only woman on this thread?

also LOL the only non-parent who is just a big fuxking know-it-all?

no offense to anyone but people who pierce baby ears are mentally ill imho

― Darin, Friday, February 4, 2011 1:40 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

otm

You guys hate Hispanic ppl. </ethan>

Joking joking!

Naw, Abbs, I'm right here with you on both counts.

high fives

xp to abbott, orenstein discusses in her book whether disavowing princess stuff can lead to the daughter feeling like the parents are disavowing the gender, esp if she is still young enough that in her mind the stereotypes about the gender are closely linked to the indivisible gender itself.

yo before you go calling people who pierce baby ears "mentally ill" (oops too late) there is a cultural factor here. pretty sure there are other countries where piercing baby ears is just what's done and has been done for a long time. my sister was born in india and they wanted to pierce her ears right in the hospital.

like everything else in the book tho, she raises the question but doesn't really come down on either side. "something to keep in mind..." style of writing xp

no offense to anyone but people who pierce baby ears are mentally ill imho

her mom was 18 at the time, so

I was so hurt as a lil girl when my madre y padre wouldn't let me buy a NInja Turtles shirt because "they're not for little girls." But I would have been equally upset if they didn't let me play w/Barbies bcz that enforced some or another gender worry!

my mother got my ears pierced when i was a baby, and after unsuccessfully trying to get two more piercings in each ear myselft many, many years, i am glad she did!

best thing about the book is that orenstein is a big bettelheim fan and so she's constantly like, "Cinderella disney blows. go back to Grimm's and find the version where the sisters chop their feet up and birds peck out their eyes cause that'll help children develop better"

Here's the thing is that my wife presented solid reasons for wanting to do it, but I just emotionally did not want her to do it.

my son wanted to watch the princess and the frog and i sort of made a crack like "how about a hockey game instead"...then i realized i was acting like an idiot.

ha I did like that Bettelheim book but he said something once that totally broke my <3 once, forget what it was. If my parents had tried to read me Women Who Run w/the Wolves or some shit it would have been zzzzz central tho.

Also, no offense Darin, but fuck mental illness stigmas. Fuck them in the fucking ass.

my parents gave me Bly's Iron John when i was 13 and it blew my mind xp

the clothing thing is weird. before we had our baby i was pretty dead-set on gender-neutral clothing (ie nothing too pink and frilly) though we did end up with some girly clothes via gifts. now i actually dress her in the girlier clothes more often because it's genuinely annoying to me when people assume she's a boy. not because i think it's bad for people to think she's a boy per se but because i feel like i should correct them, and then i feel like i'm being a dick by correcting them, so i usually don't correct people who are just strangers who i'm never going to see again, because who cares, but then it's like this itch i didn't scratch by not correcting them. and i've had people who assume she's a boy even when she's wearing pink! my theory is that people assume that it's safer to guess that a baby is a boy, because if you call a girl a boy it's ok but if you call a boy a girl you're implying they're less masculine, even though they're just babies.

Women Who Run blah blah is zzzzz central anyway. I vote for reading them the bloody versions of everything.

aw that last idea breaks my <3 too n/a (not you n/a, you seem like a p righteous dad)

My wife brought my son home from grandmas in a tutu the other day. And he was wearing it in a mood of "hey, let's be silly" but I'm really glad they let him do that.

ha - working in retail i have developed a shortcut to figuring out baby gender: immediately ask 'aww how old is your baby?' bc then you'll always get a 'he's [...] old' or 'she's [...] old'

haha Laurel my mom-in-law had me read that book when she first me me and I think it broke her <3 that I didn't totally embrace it and say like "yes I am the proud ugly duckling thx for opening my inner woman."

n/a, we tried to do the same gender-neutral clothing thing "what's all this pink shit? can't I find a girl's onsie in yellow or something?" but once she was born, we started dressing her in pink most of the time because we realized that she is inherently a princess and we were totally cool with that.

Wld you like me to knit future Lil Girl Mordy a nice gender-neutral baby hat, Mordy? I am itching to make a baby hat!

ALternately I could make a ridic Victorian lace bonnet, the choice is yours.

Def! That sounds awesome

Hmm prob the first one...

my son does love to wear costumes, he wore a tigger costume for two days once. fantastic.

hey I want a victorian lace bonnet too!

Send me an email abt yr choice of baby colors...idk if that's a thing. I just imagine ppl who have a baby picking out paint chips like "these are the ones for lil zygote here."

Ha Shakey I cld if you want! I just have a cool vintage pattern I want to make but no one I know likes fancy stuff for babies!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2136/2089488834_fef8be6375_z.jpg

http://www.womenyoushouldknow.net/flatten-heroine-artist-puts-disney-princess-filter-10-real-life-female-role-models/

so I'm not sure if this is exactly in the spirit of this thread but I've been seeing a growing number of cool toys either aimed specifically at girls or young children in general that teach engineering and programming skills in a fun way. Here are some good ones:

http://www.goldieblox.com/
http://www.roominatetoy.com/
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/danshapiro/robot-turtles-the-board-game-for-little-programmer

re goldieblox: http://m.csmonitor.com/The-Culture/Family/Modern-Parenthood/2013/1121/Anti-princess-branding-beyond-the-bandwagon